writergal Posted October 8, 2014 Posted October 8, 2014 (edited) I got the idea from this article on Buzzfeed. Some great haikus!! So let's hear yours. I'll go first. Sum up your terrible online dating experiences in haiku (5-7-5) form.... he liked jazz and drugs felonious monk he is why me why me why Edited October 8, 2014 by writergal 3
DrReplyInRhymes Posted October 8, 2014 Posted October 8, 2014 Hope you don't show hate Never tried to online date Someday....maybe not. 2
Keenly Posted October 8, 2014 Posted October 8, 2014 So much time spent here Nothing gained Emptiness remains. Or Hello gorgeous girl Discarded I'm wasting my time. 3
GorillaTheater Posted October 8, 2014 Posted October 8, 2014 Dating is hard, sure But it could be a lot worse You could marry them 7
Author writergal Posted October 8, 2014 Author Posted October 8, 2014 I paid for his drink He told me I was ugly Then tried to kiss me 9
Priv Posted October 8, 2014 Posted October 8, 2014 Brother gave me his smartphone LS made me download Tinder and Blendr Mucho dates made looking sunny 1
quidproquo89 Posted October 8, 2014 Posted October 8, 2014 huge interest given to me reciprocated feelings bye, never saw her again lots in common go on date your too young, bye little boy, bye 1
Priv Posted October 8, 2014 Posted October 8, 2014 5-7-5 syllables, folks. Oh I thought words. Back to the drawing board. 1
Priv Posted October 8, 2014 Posted October 8, 2014 Smartphone brother gave LoveShack made me use Tinder Too much dates no time Better Gorilla? 2
Author writergal Posted October 8, 2014 Author Posted October 8, 2014 He was a no show So I went to the movies He owes me ten bucks. 8
Keenly Posted October 8, 2014 Posted October 8, 2014 5-7-5 syllables, folks. Not if you're half awake! Her profile is nice. But its the same as the others. Where's my unique girl? 2
DrReplyInRhymes Posted October 8, 2014 Posted October 8, 2014 He was a no show So I went to the movies He owes me ten bucks. I giggled more at this than I probably should. If I could write haiku's as good as you, I probably would! 1
SomeDude16 Posted October 8, 2014 Posted October 8, 2014 Phone number what you give Text you, what I'll do cause This app kinda sucks 2
Shining One Posted October 8, 2014 Posted October 8, 2014 Her pictures were old She was quite slim at nineteen Huge at twenty-eight 5
BlueIris Posted October 8, 2014 Posted October 8, 2014 (edited) He said his daughter Was like a wife to him, so I paid the bill fast Edited October 8, 2014 by BlueIris 6
chimpanA-2-chimpanZ Posted October 8, 2014 Posted October 8, 2014 Doesn't like whiskey Says "date rape" with finger quotes Please call 911 Three days, two pictures, Six texts. We meet --- ten seconds To know you're not it. 3
Shining One Posted October 8, 2014 Posted October 8, 2014 I had asked her out We had a lovely dinner Then she called me friend. 1
chimpanA-2-chimpanZ Posted October 8, 2014 Posted October 8, 2014 We completely click Never hear from him again Goddammit, people. 4
Author writergal Posted October 9, 2014 Author Posted October 9, 2014 His teeth were crooked He also spit when he talked My dream man...no way!
Author writergal Posted October 9, 2014 Author Posted October 9, 2014 He stuck a napkin up his nose, and it wasn't even bleeding...God! 2
bastus Posted October 9, 2014 Posted October 9, 2014 just trying my luck send messages randomly hardly got replied 1
Ruby Slippers Posted October 9, 2014 Posted October 9, 2014 oh, digital man you've learned how to sell yourself bigger, better, more first date movie night you held my hand the whole time touch of a stranger we've both gone back now into the virtual void my internet ex 2
SycamoreCircle Posted October 9, 2014 Posted October 9, 2014 She in four seconds Will be having none of me You're a nice guy but 1
Keenly Posted October 9, 2014 Posted October 9, 2014 You sound real eager, But can't make eye contact why? Such disappointment . Another phone call, Are you on some kind of drug? Rambling and slurring. You are amazing So cute and nerdy like me. What did I do wrong? I'll give one more try. You like to tell lots of jokes, Jokes too close to home. One for every girl I can remember! 2
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