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No ****. Teach me. Or better yet, give me her number :p

 

The "secret" is a slow start and lots of variety.

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No ****. Teach me. Or better yet, give me her number :p

 

Screw that! I want Scorpio's number !

lol

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Boobs.

 

10 chars.

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I can tell you what makes my husband an awesome partner. Will that do instead?

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I got an awesome set of tools...

 

 

TFY

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I swallow?

 

 

:bunny:

 

 

LMFAO! AWESOME RESPONSE. Cannot stop laughing.

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I swallow?

 

 

:bunny:

 

 

AAAHAHAHAhahahahahahahaha!!!! :lmao: Stop!!! :lmao: I can't breathe!... :eek: Oh wait, no. That'd be You!!! Aaahahaha

 

few...

 

Eh...*

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AAAHAHAHAhahahahahahahaha!!!! :lmao: Stop!!! :lmao: I can't breathe!... :eek: Oh wait, no. That'd be You!!! Aaahahaha

 

few...

 

Eh...*

 

We breathe through our nose. (;

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...while you're swallowing? That isn't a trick I've learned yet. Well, practice makes perfect *

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...while you're swallowing? That isn't a trick I've learned yet. Well, practice makes perfect *

 

 

Well no one breathes while they're swallowing something...

 

 

Thought you meant while giving head.

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Well no one breathes while they're swallowing something...

 

 

Thought you meant while giving head.

 

I figured that's what you meant** ;)

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I'm still laughing about that post. (= Maleficent is wild and out.

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At first it was the sex. She is attracted to tall, tough guys. Her ExH of 20 years was a military man, followed by the guy she was living with for 3 years, a Steven Segal look alike, and a former semi-pro middle heavy weight boxer. At age 41, she had just a few bed partners, and while the boyfriend was off detoxing from drugs, she thought it would be her last chance to try some other men. She chose me to be her first as l was short and skinny and wouldn't crush her, sort of like playing in the minors, and getting ready for the big league. I was only supposed to be a ONS or two. And she never went out with the other guys who were pursuing her.

That and on the third date she came over to help me bake a decorate Halloween cookies. I know she really enjoyed that as it has been a tradition now for 18 years to bake, them and Thanksgiving, Christmas and Easter and sometimes just for fun. She likes to cut out and decorate cookies. Next week will be out 19 hear baking Halloween cookies.

And she likes how I cook and wash most of the dishes. She tells everybody that her dish washer is named 2.50 a gallon

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My good qualities:

 

-I listen

-I can lift heavy things (for example if you needed groceries carried in or furniture moved)

 

I've never had a partner, so I don't know if these things are considered sufficiently "awesome"...

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I'm still waiting for Priv's amazing qualities... *

 

pins-n-needles Priv. ;)

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