Gold Pile Posted August 15, 2014 Posted August 15, 2014 I finally scored a date with an attractive woman I've been flirting with for weeks. Being as she is recently divorced, I had high expectations of a score. Twas a classic "dinner and a movie" date. I groomed myself head to toe. Horror of horrors.....10 minutes before she was to arrive (I told her my car was in the shop, it's my favorite trick to save myself gas money), I realized that I didn't have any good underwear ready, it was all in the hamper. I did a quick hand wash of my favorites and popped them in the microwave. While it made them super hot (temperature-wise anyway:o) it didn't much dry them at all. They were uncomfortable to downright painful at first, but they rapidly cooled down. I wish the date itself had worked out as well. 6
Philosoraptor Posted August 15, 2014 Posted August 15, 2014 Microwaving the boys is an effective form of birth control. 2
Smilecharmer Posted August 15, 2014 Posted August 15, 2014 Note to GoldPile. Do laundry more often. 3
Art_Critic Posted August 15, 2014 Posted August 15, 2014 So you were hot and wet... talk about role reversal I one time aired out or dried a wet pair of jeans by hanging them out the car window on the way to work.. maybe that would have put a step in your date GP.. 4
BikerAccnt Posted August 15, 2014 Posted August 15, 2014 Aside from the underwear issue...you really told her your car was in the shop to save gas money? For the first date? Comon.... 6
Omei Posted August 15, 2014 Posted August 15, 2014 I had no idea men were this creative with drying clothes! 1
longjohn Posted August 15, 2014 Posted August 15, 2014 10 minutes before she was to arrive (I told her my car was in the shop, it's my favorite trick to save myself gas money You're obviously not ready to date in the real world. What kind of "man" lies to a woman to save a few $ on fuel? Seriously, did you have her pay for your dinner too? 4
MidwestUSA Posted August 15, 2014 Posted August 15, 2014 You're obviously not ready to date in the real world. What kind of "man" lies to a woman to save a few $ on fuel? Seriously, did you have her pay for your dinner too? Well of course! How else does one amass a gold pile? Not by spending it! 6
RonaldS Posted August 15, 2014 Posted August 15, 2014 Sexy underwear? On a man? No no no. Commando is the only way to roll. 2
Zeurich Posted August 15, 2014 Posted August 15, 2014 Yuk do you ever shower and have a shave? or you do that once a year may be?
Zeurich Posted August 15, 2014 Posted August 15, 2014 You're obviously not ready to date in the real world. What kind of "man" lies to a woman to save a few $ on fuel? Seriously, did you have her pay for your dinner too? I think he might ask her to buy an underwear too....
GorillaTheater Posted August 15, 2014 Posted August 15, 2014 I think he might ask her to buy an underwear too.... Or a pants. 2
Author Gold Pile Posted August 15, 2014 Author Posted August 15, 2014 So you were hot and wet... talk about role reversal I one time aired out or dried a wet pair of jeans by hanging them out the car window on the way to work.. maybe that would have put a step in your date GP.. I never thought of drying clothes out the car window, a great time saver. I have tried the old trick of dragging a foil wrapped lunch behind the car, in theory a 20 minute drive had enough friction to cook a small chicken. It usually didn't work so well. 2
Supernatural Posted August 15, 2014 Posted August 15, 2014 I finally scored a date with an attractive woman I've been flirting with for weeks. Being as she is recently divorced, I had high expectations of a score. Twas a classic "dinner and a movie" date. I groomed myself head to toe. Horror of horrors.....10 minutes before she was to arrive (I told her my car was in the shop, it's my favorite trick to save myself gas money), I realized that I didn't have any good underwear ready, it was all in the hamper. I did a quick hand wash of my favorites and popped them in the microwave. While it made them super hot (temperature-wise anyway:o) it didn't much dry them at all. They were uncomfortable to downright painful at first, but they rapidly cooled down. I wish the date itself had worked out as well. 1. Lies on date to save money. 2. Doesn't groom often; only on occasion. 3. Doesn't do laundry on a regular basis. You mentioned the date didn't work out? ....No way.... You can dress up a chimp in a suit. But usually they will still eat their own Sh*t. 3
Supernatural Posted August 15, 2014 Posted August 15, 2014 I never thought of drying clothes out the car window, a great time saver. I have tried the old trick of dragging a foil wrapped lunch behind the car, in theory a 20 minute drive had enough friction to cook a small chicken. It usually didn't work so well. what did your parents do to you? 3
Art_Critic Posted August 15, 2014 Posted August 15, 2014 I have tried the old trick of dragging a foil wrapped lunch behind the car, in theory a 20 minute drive had enough friction to cook a small chicken. It usually didn't work so well. You have it mixed up.. it's wrapping the chicken in tinfoil and placing it on the manifold for 20 mins at highway speeds that cooks the chicken, marinate it of course before hand otherwise it tastes gamey 4
Author Gold Pile Posted August 16, 2014 Author Posted August 16, 2014 You have it mixed up.. it's wrapping the chicken in tinfoil and placing it on the manifold for 20 mins at highway speeds that cooks the chicken, marinate it of course before hand otherwise it tastes gamey I wish I had your wisdom Art. I've lost so many meals over the years. And spent a fortune on foil. 5
beach Posted August 16, 2014 Posted August 16, 2014 I wish I had your wisdom Art. I've lost so many meals over the years. And spent a fortune on foil. ...Ahahaha!
Author Gold Pile Posted August 16, 2014 Author Posted August 16, 2014 Aside from the underwear issue...you really told her your car was in the shop to save gas money? For the first date? Comon....I was already on the hook for dinner and a movie, springing for gas was the least she could do. Asking her to pay would be awkward, saying my car was in the shop is much easier. Note: she has indeed seen my car, she knows I have a newer, decent ride....not some rattle-trap that's always in the shop. 1
TigerLilly78 Posted August 16, 2014 Posted August 16, 2014 lmao good old Gold pile still has his sense of humor I see I needed that laugh thanks! hint to the newer posters laugh a little! just saying... 3
MidwestUSA Posted August 16, 2014 Posted August 16, 2014 I wish I had your wisdom Art. I've lost so many meals over the years. And spent a fortune on foil. Are you not securing the foil well enough to be retrieved? You should be working on the world's largest ball of used foil for a tourist attraction. Grab every opportunity! 2
michellew Posted August 16, 2014 Posted August 16, 2014 FYI, I could care less what a man's underwear looks like. Boxers or briefs, Hanes or Hermes...just take them off! I think most women would agree. Unless they are holy or you're wearing a girlie thong or something then I might take note.
TigerLilly78 Posted August 16, 2014 Posted August 16, 2014 FYI, I could care less what a man's underwear looks like. Boxers or briefs, Hanes or Hermes...just take them off! I think most women would agree. Unless they are holy or you're wearing a girlie thong or something then I might take note. I dunno I kinda like the boxer briefs their nice anything but tightly whites reg boxers are ok too plus the bonus of being kinda nice for easy access..lol 1
No Limit Posted August 16, 2014 Posted August 16, 2014 Unless they are holy or you're wearing a girlie thong or something then I might take note. Actually I thought the female part had to get the sexy underwear. I hope the pink and champagne colored stuff I bought to inaugurate Boyfriend-The-First was more than a waste of money and time?!
Author Gold Pile Posted August 17, 2014 Author Posted August 17, 2014 I dunno I kinda like the boxer briefs their nice anything but tightly whites reg boxers are ok too plus the bonus of being kinda nice for easy access..lol I thought I looked better in briefs, usually colored but I thought crisp-n-clean tighty whiteys showed off a tan well. But I've stuck with boxer briefs cuz I've read so many negative reports from women about the other options. Even my Mom said she hated briefs, but she was probably just saying that because my Dad wore them.
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