tanbark813 Posted February 18, 2005 Posted February 18, 2005 I disagree with making yourself look as straight as possible. I think you should pretty yourself up a bit. You might be able to score some free drinks.
Devildog Posted February 18, 2005 Posted February 18, 2005 Originally posted by alphamale i was very hesitant to post this cause i know you clowns too well. but WTF! got some good ideas and advice from everyone, except YOU! I'm picturing that scene from one of The Naked Gun movies. Leslie Nielsen is in a club and says "Get me the strongest thing you got!" And the bartender brings over this bodybuilder with no shirt on. "Uh, on second thought bring me a Black Russian."
Author alphamale Posted February 18, 2005 Author Posted February 18, 2005 Originally posted by tanbark813 I disagree with making yourself look as straight as possible. I think you should pretty yourself up a bit. You might be able to score some free drinks. that's a good idea, i'll act like i'm gay just to bamboozle some rich gay dudes. no not a good idea, the gay rape scenes from PULP FICTION and SHAWSHANK are coming to mind now.
Stone Posted February 18, 2005 Posted February 18, 2005 Just be yourself, gay bars are so much fun if anybody aproaches you be nice and friendly but mention that you are a friend of the entertainments. Don't say in the first 10 seconds " I'm strait' and don't stare at the hot lesbians making out
savethedrama4allama Posted February 18, 2005 Posted February 18, 2005 Originally posted by alphamale can't say but it is in an area of detroit city proper where your mustang would be stolen within 30 minutes. s***, I hate having a nice car in the D.
tanbark813 Posted February 18, 2005 Posted February 18, 2005 Originally posted by alphamale no not a good idea, the gay rape scenes from PULP FICTION and SHAWSHANK are coming to mind now. As long as you stay away from gun stores and prisons, you should be good to go.
Sckott Posted February 18, 2005 Posted February 18, 2005 Go get one of those sticker-kits from an office supply store that say, "Hello, my name is" and put "STRAIGHT" in the blank area. Chances are, you won't get hit on and the singer-chick would think you were umm..cute!
savethedrama4allama Posted February 18, 2005 Posted February 18, 2005 Originally posted by tanbark813 As long as you stay away from gun stores and prisons, you should be good to go. That is a daunting task in the D. Basically, get dropped off and airlifted directly to and from your destination by a chopper.
whichwayisup Posted February 18, 2005 Posted February 18, 2005 That is a daunting task in the D. Basically, get dropped off and airlifted directly to and from your destination by a chopper. That really DID make me laugh....There are certain parts of Toronto I wouldn't bring my car to.
Stone Posted February 18, 2005 Posted February 18, 2005 I was born in the D went back to visit last year and had to take a Greyhound bus. When I got off I thought I was going to die I'll never go back.
tiki Posted February 18, 2005 Posted February 18, 2005 Alpha, you may actually be surprised at how many straight people are there. Here in NashVegas, us people frequent them often. And we's straight.
Stone Posted February 18, 2005 Posted February 18, 2005 Yup here alot of swingers and strait single chicks go there.
Author alphamale Posted February 18, 2005 Author Posted February 18, 2005 Originally posted by Stone Yup here alot of swingers and strait single chicks go there. ok, sounds good. but if some dude tries to buy me a drink i'm gonna politely decline. so then, gay hangouts should be put on the list of secret places to meet people of the opposite sex!
monkey00 Posted February 18, 2005 Posted February 18, 2005 just play it cool alphamale. if they try to hit on you, just tell them i sent you. but seriously, if they see you being intimate with your date there should be no problems.
DinNJ Posted February 18, 2005 Posted February 18, 2005 The 'friend' that I've been chatting about here on LS.... yea well, the first the place I met her in person was at a gay bar/club. Her closest cousin is gay... and she wanted to be with others when she met me for the first time. (met online) So she asked me to agree to meet her and her cousin and HIS friend at a club. I was nervous too... but meeting her was WAY more important then being nervous and not going at all. I'm straight... she knows it...and I know it... and that's all that has to know it. You WILL get smiled at, you may even get approached since you'll be sitting alone at times throughout the night. Don't sweat it... just be polite... "Hi, I appreciate the compliment, but I'm here to see the jazz singer" that's it. I actually ended up having a blast at the gay club... cause my 'girl' was fine as hell... and NOT ONE GUY gawked or hit on her all night. cept' for me. And her cousin turned out to be one the coolest guys I have met.
Stone Posted February 18, 2005 Posted February 18, 2005 See Alpha you MAY get lucky and find some hottie lesbians who are looking for a boy toy
blind_otter Posted February 18, 2005 Posted February 18, 2005 I go to gay bars all the time. And even hump my lesbian bestfriend on the dance floor. I have yet to get hit on , for some reason they just KNOW i'm not gay. My asian mother says "a gay". as in...."Are you a gay?"
tanbark813 Posted February 18, 2005 Posted February 18, 2005 Alpha, make sure you also look closely at your date when she's singing and make sure she doesn't have an adam's apple.
Lonestar Posted February 18, 2005 Posted February 18, 2005 Bring a friend. This way, all the gay guys will think you're taken and you won't get hit on. Just don't wear leather.
Author alphamale Posted February 18, 2005 Author Posted February 18, 2005 Originally posted by Lonestar Bring a friend. This way, all the gay guys will think you're taken and you won't get hit on. Just don't wear leather. that is what SHE suggested to, but that would be dumb, taking aother male of female with me. and plus no guy buddies i know would prob go anyways. should be quite the evening i would say. i'll update y'all either later tonite or tomorrow.
Lonestar Posted February 18, 2005 Posted February 18, 2005 Have fun. It's not that big a deal anyway. I've been in a couple gay bars in my time, and there were people of both sexes there. If this is a hardcore male only gay bar, I expect you will be checked out, maybe even offered a drink. Decline politely and enjoy the experience. If you absolutely must wear leather, make it a black leather thong. This way you can feel part of the crowd, and no one will be able to tell.
babybear Posted February 18, 2005 Posted February 18, 2005 I live in San Francisco, so I've been to a couple gay/clubs and bars, and all the times I went WITH my bf, he got hit on still! Funny thing is, he was all paranoid about it, but when it happened he had a HUGE 'ol grin on his face. So you never know, you might be sorta flattered by it and maybe even have a good time. The straight up gay bar was a little too raunchy for me, but the gay/lesbian one was actually a lot of fun. Bb
MassiveAtom Posted February 18, 2005 Posted February 18, 2005 Ah don't sweat it Alpha, I get hit on by "the ladies" all the time. Don't freak out, let 'em hit on you, they'll buy you drinks and keep you company. Kinda lets you know what women go through in clubs. SOOOO difficult! There ARE lots of straight people there too. Lots of straight WOMEN. Befriend the gay men, they'll hook you up with they're straight girlfriends! Seriously though strap some duct tape across yer butt before you go in. just in case. Or get one of those exit only signs.
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