Men need to start training women!

[M30USA]

I've heard countless discussions about women training men. It's time to even the playing field, men, and start a winning tradition.

 

I know it doesn't come natural to us since we mind our own business and being manipulative isn't in our nature (though some men can be), but it's time to start training our women in the same fashion they train us.

 

So I'll start with my ideas. If I ever date again, I'm going to have a "screening process". Just like how women year guys early on, I'm going to do the same.

 

Here is what I'm going to test for:

 

1) When I take a nap, will she flip out and start getting on my case about housework?

 

2) If I want to visit a friend or see my family, will she try to sabotage it or spend the next 3 days "getting back" at me?

 

3) When I'm sick or at my lowest, how she acts THEN is really how she thinks about me. If a woman gives you the "stop being a baby" crap, it's time to cut your losses.

 

4) If a woman so much as slaps, pushes, or throws anything at me during a relationship (even if joking), I'm gone. See ya later. I've been assaulted pretty badly and I have ZERO tolerance now.

 

5) Is she addicted to drama? Will I be allowed to just sit on a damn couch in the evening and read a damn book if I so choose? Or will there be constant strife that spills over and keeps the house from being peaceful?

 

These are my ideas. I guess it's not so much training as it is screening out. Guys REALLY need to get better at this. Women are naturally skilled at this and they do this on us without us even realizing. Time to even the playing field, gents. Draft up your screening process and put it to work.

Edited June 9, 2014 by M30USA

[janedoe67]

Do you even like women?

[M30USA]

Do you even like women?

 

I've been told to find a wife who isn't American. Does that answer your question?

[MidwestUSA]

Wow, your ex really ****ed you up.

 

 

I'd hate to be the first to date you after your split. How long has it been? Have you looked into counseling?

 

Guys don't need to adopt this process, unless maybe they run into your ex.

 

'Winning tradition'?

[Tiger Lily]

I see a love for God/Jesus didn't even make it one the list.

 

OP, maybe you need to re-evaluate your priorities if you want to find a good match. You often talk about the failings of the modern church, but do you really take time to see if God is truly number one in your own life? Or do you focus on your own wants and needs in a relationship?

[M30USA]

I see a love for God/Jesus didn't even make it one the list.

 

OP, maybe you need to re-evaluate your priorities if you want to find a good match. You often talk about the failings of the modern church, but do you really take time to see if God is truly number one in your own life? Or do you focus on your own wants and needs in a relationship?

 

Being a follower of Jesus is like breathing air to me. It's do obvious I didn't even write it.

[M30USA]

Wow, your ex really ****ed you up.

 

 

I'd hate to be the first to date you after your split. How long has it been? Have you looked into counseling?

 

Guys don't need to adopt this process, unless maybe they run into your ex.

 

'Winning tradition'?

 

Should women look into counselling when they get together and talk about how to train their men? I see it all the time. Why do men need counselling for doing the same?

[Tiger Lily]

Being a follower of Jesus is like breathing air to me. It's do obvious I didn't even write it.

 

That point seemed to get buried under the anger and bitterness felt in your OP.

[M30USA]

That point seemed to get buried under the anger and bitterness felt in your OP.

 

LOL, anger? Where are the derogatory terms and outbursts in my post?

[Phoe]

I've heard countless discussions about women training men. It's time to even the playing field, men, and start a winning tradition.

 

I know it doesn't come natural to us since we mind our own business and being manipulative isn't in our nature (though some men can be), but it's time to start training our women in the same fashion they train us.

 

So I'll start with my ideas. If I ever date again, I'm going to have a "screening process". Just like how women year guys early on, I'm going to do the same.

 

Here is what I'm going to test for:

 

1) When I take a nap, will she flip out and start getting on my case about housework?

 

2) If I want to visit a friend or see my family, will she try to sabotage it or spend the next 3 days "getting back" at me?

 

3) When I'm sick or at my lowest, how she acts THEN is really how she thinks about me. If a woman gives you the "stop being a baby" crap, it's time to cut your losses.

 

4) If a woman so much as slaps, pushes, or throws anything at me during a relationship (even if joking), I'm gone. See ya later. I've been assaulted pretty badly and I have ZERO tolerance now.

 

5) Is she addicted to drama? Will I be allowed to just sit on a damn couch in the evening and read a damn book if I so choose? Or will there be constant strife that spills over and keeps the house from being peaceful?

 

These are my ideas. I guess it's not so much training as it is screening out. Guys REALLY need to get better at this. Women are naturally skilled at this and they do this on us without us even realizing. Time to even the playing field, gents. Draft up your screening process and put it to work.

 

 

 

Most women don't do ANY of those things.

 

 

I can only name a few I know of who have ever done just 1 or 2 of those things.

 

 

Quite of few of those things are problems I didn't even know existed. I've certainly never heard of them.

 

 

Women as a whole don't need to be "trained" - you just need to stay away from the small amount who behave like that.

[Under The Radar]

I don't subscribe to any religion, but in your case I definitely say plus one for Jesus .

 

 

Regarding your Ex ...... if being married to her was a game ...... it would be called you lose.

 

 

BTW, I still stand by my earlier statement: If a woman ever throws chocolate fondue at me ...... and it hits the wall as I duck ...... I'm definitely eating it off the wall on my cheat day .

[Anela]

I've been told to find a wife who isn't American. Does that answer your question?

 

So, the answer is "no".

[Tiger Lily]

LOL, anger? Where are the derogatory terms and outbursts in my post?

 

The tone of your post is that men are innocent creatures, and women are manipulative schemers who trick you into a relationship. Sounds pretty bitter to me. People express anger in different ways than derogatory terms and outbursts. Some people can be pretty passive-aggressive about how they express anger.

[todreaminblue]

Controversy and you go together like peas and carrots

 

 

i just feel you havent met the right women you dont need to train women we get that from our own prayers and understanding and calm behaviors of our partners

 

to me mouse you are often very set in your ways very set is more than firm its ice and hard to deal with, you need to be flexible if you wish flexibility and understanding from a partner.

[MidwestUSA]

So, the answer is "no".

 

In any case, all American women can now breathe a sigh of relief!

[M30USA]

In any case, all American women can now breathe a sigh of relief!

 

Hey there's a lid for every pot. I'll let some other guy lose his dignity and respect. Cheers.

[sweetjasmine]

Should women look into counselling when they get together and talk about how to train their men? I see it all the time.

 

You regularly meet up with a group of women who like to talk about how to train their men? What do you do, sit there and sip tea quietly? Or are you there to demonstrate sit, roll over, and shake for them? Interesting stuff.

[Tiger Lily]

Hey there's a lid for every pot. I'll let some other guy lose his dignity and respect. Cheers.

 

Thanks!! Just feeling the love oozing out of you.

[Under The Radar]

You regularly meet up with a group of women who like to talk about how to train their men? What do you do, sit there and sip tea quietly? Or are you there to demonstrate sit, roll over, and shake for them? Interesting stuff.

 

 

 

My guess is he plays dead ...... then quietly eats a Pup-Peroni in the background.

[MidwestUSA]

Hey there's a lid for every pot. I'll let some other guy lose his dignity and respect. Cheers.

 

Damn straight! (Nearly woke up my napping husband with my giggling, my bad ) Baby deserves all the rest he can get

[M30USA]

You regularly meet up with a group of women who like to talk about how to train their men? What do you do, sit there and sip tea quietly? Or are you there to demonstrate sit, roll over, and shake for them? Interesting stuff.

 

Funny story...

 

I walked into the lunch room at work to hear a bunch of women say: "You really do have to train them. They won't do it on their own...etc..."

 

I humorously said, "What are we talking about, dogs?"

 

Seriously, I didn't know that they were talking about husbands! It was actually pretty funny. They actually laughed too. A lot of truth is said in jest.

[Phoe]

Funny story...

 

I walked into the lunch room at work to hear a bunch of women say: "You really do have to train them. They won't do it on their own...etc..."

 

I humorously said, "What are we talking about, dogs?"

 

Seriously, I didn't know that they were talking about husbands! It was actually pretty funny. They actually laughed too. A lot of truth is said in jest.

 

I'm very sorry for you that you know such nasty women. That's not normal behavior at all.

[Anela]

Some men seem to think that they should be rewarded with sex, for things they've done (like taking someone out to dinner); it brings to mind a more bizarre form of clicker training.

[Under The Radar]

**** sex ...... I can totally be trained with Scooby Snacks .

[Anela]

**** sex ...... I can totally be trained with Scooby Snacks .

 

 

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