somedude81 Posted May 25, 2014 Posted May 25, 2014 Depends on his body. If he's fat, hell no. Also, the jeans have to look good on him. 1
lollipopspot Posted May 25, 2014 Posted May 25, 2014 The only guys they look good on - in my opinion - are very skinny, emo types of guys in bands.
kaylan Posted May 25, 2014 Posted May 25, 2014 If he still wants to reproduce it's not the best idea... Silly response. OP, wear them if you have the body for it. I wear slim fit jeans nowadays (which are a slight step roomier than skinnies). I used to wear skinnies and even super skinny back in college...but now I favor slim cut. I cant comfortably wear skinnies anymore since my thighs and calves are bigger from the gym. For me to first the right fit on my legs, Id have to wear the wrong waist size. Anyways, wear whatever the hell you want bro. Do your thing. 1
Ninjainpajamas Posted May 25, 2014 Posted May 25, 2014 Funny I was thinking of this the other day because I don't know how any guy anatomically gets away with wearing skinny jeans, where do you even put your junk? is your penis not attached on the front of your body or does it dangle somewhere between your legs like an acorn and you just tuck it back between your butt cheeks? And even if you accomplished that somehow comfortably, how can you sit down, wouldn't you just sit on your golden nuggets? As a guy, I don't really put a whole lot of thought into what other guys wear..but since the fashion is leaning towards skinny jeans these days it's pretty obvious or hard to miss, and I wonder shopping myself how these guys accomplish this without being vulgar or showing any kind of bulge, because anything I wear that is tight down makes it CLEAR there would be a problem and makes me feel like a pervert...I'm not hung like an elephant or anything, ANYONE who has a penis attached to the front of their body would in some way, in my mind, show some undesired outlines or protruding body parts through their clothes because your pants are so tight where else could it really go besides out the front. If your pants go straight down in the front, like wtf? what sorcery or black magic is this? unless guys are showing off their junk and I just haven't looked or noticed...you tell me. Granted I'm not a smaller guy overall, I see guys who are smaller/younger (obviously) usually pulling off the metrosexual look or going with the trends, that or the tall rail thin guy...any guy of who is large I think is going to have a tough time with skinny jeans, I would not look all cutsey and trendy myself looking like I shop at baby gap...plus if you have a big @ss, I don't see it happening there, I see guys hanging down there pants off their butts like they've got absolutely nothing there to hold them up...and they're tight. Voodoo magic I tell ya.
todreaminblue Posted May 25, 2014 Posted May 25, 2014 I think a guy should wear what he is comfortable in.....to me skinny jeans arent classic jeans...501s are classic...and yeah not a fan of skinnies on guys.....not one guy i have been out with has worn skinny jeans.......or tight jeans........well fitted jeans yes...but it is a personal choice and should be the choice of whoever is wearing them........deb
TAV Posted May 25, 2014 Posted May 25, 2014 Silly response. OP, wear them if you have the body for it. I wear slim fit jeans nowadays (which are a slight step roomier than skinnies). I used to wear skinnies and even super skinny back in college...but now I favor slim cut. I cant comfortably wear skinnies anymore since my thighs and calves are bigger from the gym. For me to first the right fit on my legs, Id have to wear the wrong waist size. Anyways, wear whatever the hell you want bro. Do your thing. Not silly at all: Boxers vs. Briefs: Increasing Sperm Count 1
Imported Posted May 26, 2014 Posted May 26, 2014 (edited) Funny I was thinking of this the other day because I don't know how any guy anatomically gets away with wearing skinny jeans, where do you even put your junk? ...... ..... Voodoo magic I tell ya. I don't wear skinny jeans, but pretty much everything I have is slim fit. Straight leg to even bell bottems. Some of my pants are made using spandex/cotton weave, like 15% spandex or whatever. Pretty cool material. Looks like cotton/denim, but stretches. This allows them to make cuts that can really show the body off, including the penis. Very comfortable too. Edited May 26, 2014 by Imported
jonsnuh Posted May 26, 2014 Posted May 26, 2014 Good fitting is the key here. If you have the body frame and it makes your form look flattering, then all the power to you. I tend to wear selvedge denim. Had a phase wearing skinny, but it wasn't the right fit... I ended up wearing the crotch of a pair and had to throw those away because it was beyond repair. Now with my unusually large calves and quads, I have to wear straights. The taper is waaaay too much, but the selvedge allows me to stretch in the jeans so it fits around my body with just the right amount of fabric. Once you go selvedge, you never go back.
kaylan Posted May 26, 2014 Posted May 26, 2014 (edited) Ninja, all male jeans have a crotch depth for genitals. Thats why skinny jeans or any jeans made for men can fit well. If a guy gets the right brand and fit, the inseam will be nice and comfy up top, but the jeans will still taper down the legs.Not silly at all: Boxers vs. Briefs: Increasing Sperm Count Learn about crotch depth and inseam please. Plenty of guys wear boxers or boxer briefs with skinny jeans. Even when I used to wear super skinny jeans, I had plenty of ball room. So yes, youre earlier post was silly and uninformed. Also, even dudes who wear briefs wont usually run into issues having kids even though some do. Male sperm is quite numerous and we dont normally run into fertility issues the same way a woman might. All in all, you cant really compare briefs to skinny jeans. Briefs pull the testicles up towards the body, thereby warming them and affecting sperm count. All mens jeans have a crotch depth to allow stick and balls to hang away from the body. Edited May 26, 2014 by kaylan
SadNLonley Posted May 26, 2014 Posted May 26, 2014 Depends I guess. My 17yo son is so skinny he cant find any other kind of jean that fits. He has to buy has jeans at 1 particular store because of it. Hopefully as he ages he will put on a few pounds to wear regular jeans.
thefooloftheyear Posted May 26, 2014 Posted May 26, 2014 To each his own... But damn...those things are so queer looking... TFY 1
d0nnivain Posted May 26, 2014 Posted May 26, 2014 It depends on the guy. I would never presume to tell somebody else how to dress but as a matter of my tastes I think most guys look rather silly in them. As prejudiced as it is, I also assume any many wearing them is probably gay. I can easily be divested of that notion but it's my 1st thought. My BIL wears them; he is an emo guy in a rock band, btw. He looks so much better in regular Levis, imo, but my opinion doesn't count. Since he never asked me for a fashoin consultation I have never shared my perspective with him, nor would I.
Shepp Posted May 26, 2014 Posted May 26, 2014 To each his own... But damn...those things are so queer looking... TFY Not a fan of the skin tight jeans for men! They make normal dudes look like they've got chicken legs, so i'm not gonna even start on the guys who have got chicken legs in the first place! Not for me!! I guess if the guy was doing the whole floppy hair, stretched ears and baggy tank top look they'd go alright........well that or they'd just be the lesser evil But they'd look stupid with my wardrobe and, even more than that, I couldnt wear anything that impractical - like you cant just hop on your bike and cycle, you cant run if your late or suddenly need to run and catch a runaway dog, you cant jump over a small fence, you cant perform as well in an impromptu sports game, they're hot, and you cant even sit comfortably and like cross your legs! I like to be prepared for action at all moments, just in case, i'm not a fan of trousers or shoes that inhibit that.
Stillits Posted May 26, 2014 Posted May 26, 2014 If he wants to. I don't personally find it attractive in any way.
Frank2thepoint Posted May 26, 2014 Posted May 26, 2014 Not silly at all: Boxers vs. Briefs: Increasing Sperm Count Boxer briefs, for increasing sperm count, while still offering support for a man's balls.
TAV Posted May 26, 2014 Posted May 26, 2014 Boxer briefs, for increasing sperm count, while still offering support for a man's balls. Never mind; I've been deemed a silly woman who knows bollocks about a man's balls. I will inform my bf about this fact the next time I see him
tbf Posted May 26, 2014 Posted May 26, 2014 They're called skinny jeans for a reason. Don't wear them if you're not Euro-tragic model or rocker skinny. Jamie Campbell Bower has the look and body type for them. http://www.denimblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/jamie-campbell-bower-diesel-jeans.jpg http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/10/22/article-2221538-159F802F000005DC-857_634x656.jpg
ChooseTruth Posted May 27, 2014 Posted May 27, 2014 I lost 40 pounds and people say I'm pretty slim now. My new girlfriend likes me in pretty fit/slim jeans...so there's that. I bought a couple pairs of Tony Hawk jeans that are marked "skinny" but I don't think they fit the normal definition of what "skinny" jeans are.
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