tiki Posted February 10, 2005 Posted February 10, 2005 New spin on this thread: I wonder what your dog is thinking of when he's making love?
Merin Posted February 10, 2005 Posted February 10, 2005 Originally posted by tiki New spin on this thread: I wonder what your dog is thinking of when he's making love? "Thats one sweet chihuahua ass ya got there" "I've got your MilkBONE right here" "Who's ya Lab?" "Your my beeotch!" Hmmmm...
Merin Posted February 10, 2005 Posted February 10, 2005 Originally posted by tiki u aint rite Uh... I knooowwwwww!!!!!!
Barby Posted February 10, 2005 Posted February 10, 2005 Originally posted by savethedrama4yrmama ahaha....so I have to tell this story... My ex Mr. Llama was pet-sitting this really cute springer spaniel while his coworker's family was out of town...so we get busy on the couch and the dog just sits there watching us. This goes on for a couple of days. Well on the third day of petsitting we're going at it and we hear noises- the dog is humping a blanket a few feet away like there is no tomorrow and staring at us all the while. Talk about killing the mood. We totally corrupted the dog's mind. I worry that she kept up the humping after the family came home- they'll know where she learned it from. Hahahahaha! You guys are too much!!
Matilda Posted February 10, 2005 Posted February 10, 2005 Originally posted by Merin "Thats one sweet chihuahua ass ya got there" "I've got your MilkBONE right here" "Who's ya Lab?" "Your my beeotch!" Hmmmm... :lmao:
savethedrama4allama Posted February 10, 2005 Posted February 10, 2005 I am in serious disbelief that I admitted that story.
blind_otter Posted February 10, 2005 Posted February 10, 2005 Originally posted by savethedrama4yrmama I am in serious disbelief that I admitted that story. All my dogs are perverts. They like to watch me having sex, on the DL - they hide out in the corner and take peeks, but in the living room they will all three sit on the couch and watch the whole thing go down in front of them like they're watching TV. But I haven't seen them humping. Sometimes a little oral on themselves, but I think that may be hygiene related.
Barby Posted February 10, 2005 Posted February 10, 2005 Originally posted by blind_otter All my dogs are perverts. They like to watch me having sex, on the DL - they hide out in the corner and take peeks, but in the living room they will all three sit on the couch and watch the whole thing go down in front of them like they're watching TV. But I haven't seen them humping. Sometimes a little oral on themselves, but I think that may be hygiene related. How funny, the only perverted pet I have is a male cat. He humps my Mom's cat which is also a male! (he didn't see me doing the "nasty" (ok maybe once or twice with Oscar)) But anyway he always pervs on bubba (my mom's cat) it is HILARIOUS! But not nearly as funny as ya'll's stories!
Groovy Posted February 10, 2005 Posted February 10, 2005 It depends who I am with. If he's good in bed I am trying to breath, pulling on my bedsheets, my hair, his hair, the room is spinning as I get dizzy, and throw a pillow....I am hardly thinking. I admit, I have been with a man and thought "My goodness, is he done already?" or "Wow, this is boring". I need to teach him some things and let him know what I need." Or it may even be "This is not the direction I wanted are lovemaking to go, this is weird and unsettling" as I battle why I should or shouldn't let the moves happen. Often times after I peak I wonder if I was so noisey that the whole world heard me, seeing as though my neighboors window is 5 feet away from me.
tattoomytoe Posted February 10, 2005 Posted February 10, 2005 I had a friend, who kinda broke up with a guy because she said he made the worst face when they were having sex! i mean there were a few other reasons. she told me it killed the mood, cause it grossed her out...or she just could not look at him.
Barby Posted February 10, 2005 Posted February 10, 2005 Looky Looky this is my perving Kitty he looks like TMT's kitty (don't worry I'll be changing my avatar back soon).
billybadass36 Posted February 10, 2005 Posted February 10, 2005 I'm always worried that my "O Face" is weird. So I close my eyes and try to "ostrich" my way around it...ya know "if my eyes are closed I won't see her reacting at my goofy face" thing. My fiancee's "O Face" is incredibly sexy. Why is it that a woman's "O Face" is all sexy and erotic, but a guy's is sort of weird/retarded looking? This is related to this thread topic I guess since when she's having an orgasm I think to myself the following: "damn I'm good....she's so sexy...wait...what if she's faking it....if she is, she's a good faker...whoa....oh...oh....oh.....ahhhhhh....I wonder who's winning the game....are there any taquitos left....we should get a dog....is that a bridal magazine I feel sticking to my butt....we need to paint this room"
tattoomytoe Posted February 10, 2005 Posted February 10, 2005 i like my bf's face! that is how i guage my actions! plus it is sooo hot and sexy! Ps~ this is my fuzzy balls kitty, who has no more cute fuzzy balls!
Barby Posted February 10, 2005 Posted February 10, 2005 Originally posted by tattoomytoe i like my bf's face! that is how i guage my actions! plus it is sooo hot and sexy! Ps~ this is my fuzzy balls kitty, who has no more cute fuzzy balls! I'm all off topic talking bout animals but aaawww! Hahaha! This is my black lab tiffy! And I used to "not look" at my ex (Oscar's) face when he "O'ed" cuz he made the funniest face ever and I would always have to force myself not to laugh so as not to "ruin" the moment for us!
blind_otter Posted February 10, 2005 Posted February 10, 2005 Apparently my whole head and shoulders turn bright red and I look like I'm passing a kidney stone when I cum. My hips usually shake and shiver, too.
savethedrama4allama Posted February 10, 2005 Posted February 10, 2005 Originally posted by billybadass36 Why is it that a woman's "O Face" is all sexy and erotic, but a guy's is sort of weird/retarded looking? Guy's o-faces are hot. Really, its about knowing you are having that kind of an effect on someone that is hot.
billybadass36 Posted February 10, 2005 Posted February 10, 2005 If I have an especially intense orgasm, I'll have a bout of uncontrollable giggling. Can't stop. That's how my lady "gauges" her performance. This usually happens after a LOT of foreplay and just a total sensual build up. Too bad she's working till 7 tonight......
tiki Posted February 10, 2005 Posted February 10, 2005 My left leg from the knee down goes numb/tingles for a few seconds.
savethedrama4allama Posted February 10, 2005 Posted February 10, 2005 I shake sometimes, thats weird. One time I actually grabbed a mirror to see what I looked like and it was okay.
Barby Posted February 10, 2005 Posted February 10, 2005 Since this is now a what "we" do...hahaha! I get real ticklish right as I *peak* though I desperately want to *finish* it gets almost unbearable! But once it's *done* I usually shake and tremble and tingle all over!
tiki Posted February 10, 2005 Posted February 10, 2005 I tremble too and say "fuuuuuck" then push him away from me. I lurve it.
tattoomytoe Posted February 10, 2005 Posted February 10, 2005 i say "That is sooooo THE spot" often.........at least my bf says i do.
blind_otter Posted February 10, 2005 Posted February 10, 2005 I'm very vocal. Using the "unholy triumvirate" - "Oh God, oh Jesus, Oh ****" - when I'm drunk I can talk some DIRTY sh*t. I also prefer the phrase "f*ck me like you want to", which usually means bang my face into the mattress, por favor.
seahorse Posted February 12, 2005 Posted February 12, 2005 Originally posted by blind_otter I'm very vocal. Using the "unholy triumvirate" - "Oh God, oh Jesus, Oh ****" - when I'm drunk I can talk some DIRTY sh*t. I also prefer the phrase "f*ck me like you want to", which usually means bang my face into the mattress, por favor. Oh must try that last phrase of yours blind_otter, sounds like it might get a good reaction! During the act I usually don't think at all - I just feel. I do moan/groan a lot apparently. I don't mind dirty talk either - my boyfriend gives me lots of verbal feedback on everything I do.
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