lickalishous Posted February 9, 2005 Posted February 9, 2005 ok well heres my story. my husband and i hav been married for 2 years. iam 20 and he is 21. everything was fine until about 2 weeks ago. well we have always had a very healthy sex life ( i mean we are still young and like doing new things). but we havent had sex since christmas eve. i have been told by numerous people that iam attractive and they would gladly f#@* my brains out. i have tried everything to get him to make love to me but nothing has worked. 1 time he told me his fantasy was to see me masturbate so about 3 weeks ago when he was in the shower i got my vibrator out and when i heard him turn the taps off i new he was going to come bak to our room so i started using it on myself. he came into the room and when he saw what i was doing he got an erection. he asked me to suck him off, but i noticed he had this rash on the tip of his penis so i just asked he i could give him a hand job instead. i noticed he came quicker than he usually does which was a bit weird. we never ended up having sex but when i got out of the shower and went to the room he through me on the bed and used the vibrator on me and made me come twice. after it was over i asked wot was on his penis and he said it was just a rash from he underwear rubbing. i didnt say anything then but he doesnt wear underwear. so i had my suspicions but i didnt do anything. iam a lite sleeper so i new everytime he got up in th emiddle of the night. i have seen him masturbate to porn on his computer but i found it a turn on. then this lady rang me 2 weeks ago and said she was pregnant with his baby. i was like WTF and i asked him when he got home. he said he wood neva have an affair blah blah blah. then a week ago i came home to find him having sex with the local pre-school teacher. i didnt say anything i just left. i went bak about an hour later and this time the lady that delivers catalogues was jerking him off on the lounge chair. i want a divorce but i have just discovered that iam pregnant, wot shood i do coz im lost?
SoleMate Posted February 9, 2005 Posted February 9, 2005 Hey, you had me going there, you hot little troll you.
JoL Posted February 10, 2005 Posted February 10, 2005 You sure he wasn't banging the milkman, the postman, the pool boy and the maid as well?
StraightNow Posted February 10, 2005 Posted February 10, 2005 Buy some rash cream and cancel all your catalogue subscriptions. Damn you hot catalogue delivery ladies who like to give handjobs!!!
FolderWife Posted February 10, 2005 Posted February 10, 2005 Oh my Gosh I'm an idiot! I believed every word, until "the lady that delivers catalogues was jerking him off on the lounge chair." I'm such an idiot! After that line, I thought, oh, this is phoney, then I read that she was pregnant
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