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Well, I guess I picked a bad day to quit heroin. :p

 

Little late to the party, but Llama,I don't lie, and right now I am Hot. Of course, the main reason is that my building is probably running at 85 degrees and rising.

 

As for my resume....

 

I'm Irish

I'm intelligent......well at least people are always calling me a smartass.

I got blonde hair, blue eyes and love furry objects. :bunny:

I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.

I can go for more than four hours without needing to call my doctor.

And you had me at "Cell phone"

 

What Else do you need to know. lol

 

 

BTW, another nice picture.

Posted
Originally posted by savethedrama4yrmama

Merin, if you were a dude, you wouldn't even need to apply. It would be one of those "internal candidate identified" positions.

 

:love:

savethedrama4allama
Posted
Originally posted by Debo

Well, I guess I picked a bad day to quit heroin. :p

 

Little late to the party, but Llama,I don't lie, and right now I am Hot. Of course, the main reason is that my building is probably running at 85 degrees and rising.

 

As for my resume....

 

I'm Irish

I'm intelligent......well at least people are always calling me a smartass.

I got blonde hair, blue eyes and love furry objects. :bunny:

I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.

I can go for more than four hours without needing to call my doctor.

And you had me at "Cell phone"

 

What Else do you need to know. lol

 

 

BTW, another nice picture.

 

 

LOL I knew you'd chime in, Debo. You had me at "wet" and "four hours". :laugh:

 

Thanks, BO. Your man's new girlfriend will figure out that you're not psycho soon enough. Snakes always get exposed eventually.

Posted

I wanna play. I think I might be qualified enough. If you can pull moi off of me, that is.

savethedrama4allama
Posted
Originally posted by georgeb

I wanna play. I think I might be qualified enough. If you can pull moi off of me, that is.

 

 

Mmmm Georgeb. You are sooooo sexy!!

Posted

Oh, I forgot, I will always pay, in full, for any damage I do to your new mustang when I am driving it.

 

So, I need to know the perks of this job now!

 

:love:

Posted
Originally posted by savethedrama4yrmama

Mmmm Georgeb. You are sooooo sexy!!

 

It's the strawberry. Don't get so carried away. He's a liar too, eh?

savethedrama4allama
Posted
Originally posted by Debo

Oh, I forgot, I will always pay, in full, for any damage I do to your new mustang when I am driving it.

 

So, I need to know the perks of this job now!

 

:love:

 

Hmmm I can only release that data upon Private Message.

 

Originally posted by tiki

 

 

It's the strawberry. Don't get so carried away. He's a liar too, eh?

 

What can I say? I have a thing for liars, apparently.

Posted

i'm sorry to hear this, llama. :(

 

it's easy to let some time go by and all of a sudden, you only remember the good things and then the bad things seem, well, not as bad as they are now...be strong, and let him face his own actions. you're a smart girl, i don't need to tell you this.

 

good for you for not takin' crap from him.

 

 

i wish you cheeriness.

 

:lmao: here's a rainbow vanilla smiley.

savethedrama4allama
Posted
Originally posted by GirlDown

i'm sorry to hear this, llama. :(

 

it's easy to let some time go by and all of a sudden, you only remember the good things and then the bad things seem, well, not as bad as they are now...be strong, and let him face his own actions. you're a smart girl, i don't need to tell you this.

 

good for you for not takin' crap from him.

 

 

i wish you cheeriness.

 

:lmao: here's a rainbow vanilla smiley.

 

 

:love: Thanks GirlDown! :love:

Posted

you're very welcome.

 

stay strong, girlie.

Posted
Little late to the party, but Llama,I don't lie, and right now I am Hot. Of course, the main reason is that my building is probably running at 85 degrees and rising.

 

As for my resume....

 

I'm Irish

I'm intelligent......well at least people are always calling me a smartass.

I got blonde hair, blue eyes and love furry objects.

I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.

I can go for more than four hours without needing to call my doctor.

And you had me at "Cell phone"

 

Well, if we're calling in our votes for this reality show, this dude gets my vote. Funny is 'way up there (not to mention three-day kisses :bunny: ).

savethedrama4allama
Posted
Originally posted by moimeme

 

 

Well, if we're calling in our votes for this reality show, this dude gets my vote. Funny is 'way up there (not to mention three-day kisses :bunny: ).

 

 

LOL Moi, if only they were truly lining up in reality...I wouldn't be so sad and lonely right now!

 

llama

Posted

I vote for georgeb. He thinks you're hot. Maybe moi could give him up for a date?

 

Have you spoken to mr nothingbutlies?

savethedrama4allama
Posted

Yeah, I spoke to him briefly yesterday. He called to tell me he got an A on his test that night in class (how nice, to call and rub in my face that he can still do well in school even though he broke my heart 2 days before.) So anyway, I pretended that I knew about some more lies to see if he'd admit to anything else, but he didn't. (You know the one thing I'm most worried about, Tiki.) Anyway, i know that I could not have possibly caught him in every lie so there must be more- but he never admits them unless he's totally caught red-handed.

Posted
Originally posted by savethedrama4yrmama

Yeah, I spoke to him briefly yesterday. He called to tell me he got an A on his test that night in class

 

Oh yeah right, it was probably a D minus.

savethedrama4allama
Posted
Originally posted by tiki

 

 

Oh yeah right, it was probably a D minus.

 

 

LOL never thought of it that way- mofo probably lied about the grade too. :laugh: Thanks for the laugh

Posted
Originally posted by savethedrama4yrmama

LOL never thought of it that way- mofo probably lied about the grade too. :laugh: Thanks for the laugh

 

 

 

That's if he's even going to school. He could have been going anywhere all those hours :bunny::D

Posted
Originally posted by ReluctantRomeo

That's if he's even going to school. He could have been going anywhere all those hours :bunny::D

 

:confused:

 

No! Don't put those thoughts into llama's head! NO!

savethedrama4allama
Posted
Originally posted by ReluctantRomeo

 

 

 

 

That's if he's even going to school. He could have been going anywhere all those hours :bunny::D

 

 

:(

Posted
Originally posted by savethedrama4yrmama

LOL Moi, if only they were truly lining up in reality...I wouldn't be so sad and lonely right now!

 

llama

 

 

Just tell me where the line starts. And everyone else better be ready, I was a professional Line Jumper back in my Kings Island days. :cool:

savethedrama4allama
Posted
Originally posted by Debo

 

 

 

Just tell me where the line starts. And everyone else better be ready, I was a professional Line Jumper back in my Kings Island days. :cool:

 

 

Unfortunately my dear, the line starts a few states away...willing to travel? :laugh:

Posted

He's gotta get past ME first. :mad:

 

haha, just kidding.

 

I think he might be a good candidate. You guys would have red-headed irish babies.

Posted
Originally posted by tiki

:confused:

 

No! Don't put those thoughts into llama's head! NO!

 

 

Sorry llama... this was meant lightheartedly. I didn't think of the broader implications of what I was saying :(

savethedrama4allama
Posted
Originally posted by tiki

He's gotta get past ME first. :mad:

 

haha, just kidding.

 

I think he might be a good candidate. You guys would have red-headed irish babies.

 

Are you cockblockin....err, llamablockin?

 

 

Originally posted by ReluctantRomeo

 

 

Sorry llama... this was meant lightheartedly. I didn't think of the broader implications of what I was saying :(

 

 

Its alright Romeo...actually he admitted that he didn't go to class last week at all, so I was already wondering what he was up to :( you didn't mention anything I wasn't already worried about. Sad, huh

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