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everyone lies all the time. women lie at same rate as men but they don't get caught as much cause they are better at hiding them.

 

some study was done which concluded the avg person tells about 80 lies per day (without taking into acct that they were white lies, lies to oneself, or major lies)

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Sorry to hear this Llama.

 

It hurts to put your trust in someone only to be betrayed.

 

You have a good heart because you really wanted to believe him and believe in him that he would be honest with you.

 

Don't let this change your heart.

 

 

Is he remorseful? I don't think so. He wants to be with you but at the same time he can't help who he is or doesn't want to help himself.

 

As you know, he will not change.

 

You did the right thing.

 

I am very sorry.

savethedrama4allama
Posted
Originally posted by tanbark813

 

 

I also hereby submit my application. I think you'll find everything to be in order.

 

:laugh: but you're already promised to Merin...

 

Originally posted by tiki

 

 

Okay. He deserves to be dumped just for being the dumbass he is. :rolleyes: WTF?! Lying about THAT?!

 

 

Why? I have NO idea. He said that I always pressured him to do well in school (well duh!) and he was embarassed. Come on!

Posted
Originally posted by savethedrama4yrmama

Alpha, anybody who offers to beat him up for me gets cuts to the front of the line, if you still want to put in your resume...ahaha

 

ok, where should I email it to?

Posted
Originally posted by alphamale

everyone lies all the time. women lie at same rate as men but they don't get caught as much cause they are better at hiding them.

 

some study was done which concluded the avg person tells about 80 lies per day (without taking into acct that they were white lies, lies to oneself, or major lies)

 

:rolleyes:

 

:Merin counts to ten:

 

:In with the good, out with the bad:

 

Alpha.. isn't it funny how when someone tells you some sh*t like "Only the good die young" after you've lost someone it REALLY DOESN'T make you feel ANY better?

 

OR

 

When someone gets audited by the freakin IRS.. that saying "Well, hey they audit a lot of people" somehow it just doesn't make you sigh, smile and say.. "damn you're right why am I tripping that they might take all my sh*t?"

 

Everyone lies..

 

HEY LLAMA.. everyone lies.. feel better?

 

NOPE I DIDN'T THINK SO.

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I've already lied 79 times today. Step back, I'm gonna combust.

savethedrama4allama
Posted
Originally posted by Merin

 

 

HEY LLAMA.. everyone lies.. feel better?

 

NOPE I DIDN'T THINK SO.

 

Checking...nope, feel no better.

 

Thank you bronzepen, I needed to hear somma that...

Posted
Originally posted by savethedrama4yrmama

:laugh: but you're already promised to Merin...

 

Merin's making me wait for her sugary goodness. I'm not sure how much more of this torture I can take. It's all I can do to keep from dreaming about wrecked cars and Van Morrison all night. :D

Posted
Originally posted by tanbark813

Merin's making me wait for her sugary goodness. I'm not sure how much more of this torture I can take. It's all I can do to keep from dreaming about wrecked cars and Van Morrison all night. :D

 

:laugh:

 

You know I love you Tanbark :love:

 

Tanbarks resume' reads as follows..

 

Doesn't Lie

Doesn't Cheat

Can belt out Karaoke

Can drink all night and still make it to work

Is HOT!

Can make ya a** laugh even when you feel like sh*t

Did I say he's HOT?!

 

Llama.. this is a verrrryyyyy good catch!

 

:Merin now wonders why she has made Tanbark wait:

 

:confused:

 

:Merin kicks herself:

 

:love: Tanbark :love:

savethedrama4allama
Posted

Honest and hot? Sign me up!

Posted
Originally posted by savethedrama4yrmama

Honest and hot? Sign me up!

 

Thats what I'm saying!

 

:Tanbark has made the top spot for the Llama screening process:

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llama~ is he a compulsive liar? i know a few, actually my lil' sisters bf is the whoppper King. it is an actual compulsion for some. i think it has to do with getting attention.

 

not that it is a good excuse.

 

i just do not see myself being able to be happy with someone when i never trust a word they say.

 

 

i am soo sorry that your bf ended up being a butt-head..... hopefully there are some good things that have come from the relationship.

savethedrama4allama
Posted
Originally posted by tattoomytoe

llama~ is he a compulsive liar? i know a few, actually my lil' sisters bf is the whoppper King. it is an actual compulsion for some. i think it has to do with getting attention.

 

not that it is a good excuse.

 

i just do not see myself being able to be happy with someone when i never trust a word they say.

 

 

i am soo sorry that your bf ended up being a butt-head..... hopefully there are some good things that have come from the relationship.

 

 

Thanks, toes. Something good must have come from the relationship, though I'm not sure what yet.

 

My friends feel my pain but believe he is deeply in love with me and can change. :rolleyes: Maybe he has them all fooled too.

 

Perhaps he's a compulsive liar. He said he's going to get counseling (again). Or maybe he's lying about that, too.

Posted
Originally posted by Merin

:laugh:

 

You know I love you Tanbark :love:

 

Tanbarks resume' reads as follows..

 

Doesn't Lie

Doesn't Cheat

Can belt out Karaoke

Can drink all night and still make it to work

Is HOT!

Can make ya a** laugh even when you feel like sh*t

Did I say he's HOT?!

 

Llama.. this is a verrrryyyyy good catch!

 

:Merin now wonders why she has made Tanbark wait:

 

:confused:

 

:Merin kicks herself:

 

:love: Tanbark :love:

 

Awww, I love you too, pookie. :love:

 

Now get your beautiful, big-breasted, down-to-earth-advice-sayin', honest, faithful, funny PM-writin', Eminem-listenin'-to, sweet, brandy-swillin', cigar-smokin', fun-lovin' ass out to Vegas pronto! :D

savethedrama4allama
Posted
Originally posted by tanbark813

 

 

Awww, I love you too, pookie. :love:

 

Now get your beautiful, big-breasted, down-to-earth-advice-sayin', honest, faithful, funny PM-writin', Eminem-listenin'-to, sweet, brandy-swillin', cigar-smokin', fun-lovin' ass out to Vegas pronto! :D

 

 

Hey, don't be macking on Merin on my sorry thread. I feel bad enough.

Posted
Originally posted by savethedrama4yrmama

Hey, don't be macking on Merin on my sorry thread. I feel bad enough.

 

I tried to mack on you too but you shot me down cold. :D

savethedrama4allama
Posted
Originally posted by tanbark813

 

 

I tried to mack on you too but you shot me down cold. :D

 

 

When did I do that? :confused:

Posted
Originally posted by savethedrama4yrmama

When did I do that? :confused:

 

I would like to submit post 28 of this thread as Exhibit A, your honor.

savethedrama4allama
Posted
Originally posted by tanbark813

 

 

I would like to submit post 28 of this thread as Exhibit A, your honor.

 

 

The last thing I want is a man who is hung up on somebody else :D You already know the email addy to send resumes to though.

Posted
Originally posted by savethedrama4yrmama

The last thing I want is a man who is hung up on somebody else :D You already know the email addy to send resumes to though.

 

meet me at cavern club friday nite baby and I'll give you my "resume"...heh heh

savethedrama4allama
Posted
Originally posted by alphamale

 

 

meet me at cavern club friday nite baby and I'll give you my "resume"...heh heh

 

 

OMG I'm there all the time...do you go there? HAHAHA scary!

Posted
Originally posted by savethedrama4yrmama

OMG I'm there all the time...do you go there? HAHAHA scary!

 

usually only when thornetta davis is playing or some other band i like, ultraviolet, jill jack, etc...

Posted
Originally posted by savethedrama4yrmama

OMG I'm there all the time...do you go there? HAHAHA scary!

 

:eek:

 

For real?!

 

:laugh: I want the update and 411 on this interview Llama!

 

Tanbark.. still love you.

Llama.. If you and I were all about the girls and not the guys.. I would so be all over applying for this position :love:

savethedrama4allama
Posted
Originally posted by Merin

 

 

:eek:

 

For real?!

 

:laugh: I want the update and 411 on this interview Llama!

 

Tanbark.. still love you.

Llama.. If you and I were all about the girls and not the guys.. I would so be all over applying for this position :love:

 

 

Merin, if you were a dude, you wouldn't even need to apply. It would be one of those "internal candidate identified" positions.

 

Yeah, for real about me and alpha. We live fairly close.

Posted
Originally posted by savethedrama4yrmama

Major remorse. Dropped off a 4 page letter to my house along with his half of the expenses for the car accident. I called him and told him I needed to get some things off my chest, so we met up last night. I said everything I wanted to say about how hurt I was and what a jerk he was. He cried the whole time. Maybe he felt guilty for lying, maybe he felt guilty for getting caught. But then he lied to our mutual friend about it like he thought it might just blow over? Maybe he is not that remorseful.

 

Didn't read through the whole thread, but my condolensces. Sometimes people have psycho ex's for a reason. I happen to know that my psycho-restraining-order-ex's new girlfriend thinks I'm crazy. Which is hilarious to me, I don't have criminal assault charges pending. But wahtever. Good for you for being strong.

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