Babolat Posted April 29, 2014 Posted April 29, 2014 Wow, talk about anti-climactic. One time I had to stop a boyfriend just as food poisoning hit me (and then shortly after, him). "I think I'm gonna be sick!" He stopped and before he could take it personally, heard me barf my brains out, while naked, in my apt bathroom. Not my best moment. He got sick shortly after that. Luckily it was the Chinese food, not our sexual compatibility that made us both ill. Ha! The last time a has sex with this same girl, after about 30 minutes, she was on top of me, jumped off, and said "I don't feel well". She laid still for like 30 minutes, would not talk, and she finally said she thinks it was because she had not had sex in a long time. She felt light headed and weak. This thread made me remember one time with my ex gf, we were going at it and she let out a fart, like a loooong one, I swear 10 seconds+. I started laughing so hard I think I cried, and somehow continue to have sex, too. She was sooooo embarassed as I had never heard her fart ever, and she even said she worked hard at keeping farting private. She started laughing, too and it made for a fun session! 1
Babolat Posted April 29, 2014 Posted April 29, 2014 How come you smell like anchovies? Or "What's that <insert adjective here> smell?"
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