Trying to get a date by writing the girl poems

[pickflicker]

No poems, no flowers, no candy, that stuff is only for after she is already with you and you have slept together. On special occasions and when she starts getting tired of you otherwise being a little bit of a jerk to her every now and then.

 

No, he doesn't need to "be a jerk". He needs to invest his time in someone who hasn't rejected him. That's why he's coming off as creepy. She said no, and he's still pursuing her.

[Goldenbrwn]

No, he doesn't need to "be a jerk". He needs to invest his time in someone who hasn't rejected him. That's why he's coming off as creepy. She said no, and he's still pursuing her.

 

Not saying be a jerk just saying those are the situations where it may be okay for poems, flowers and candy. Otherwise it will most likely have the opposite affect and turn the woman off either drastically like it would in this case or subtly and slowly.

[Goldenbrwn]

Sleeping together is not necessary.

 

I disagree because if there has been no sex there is the risk of either the woman thinking he is doing it to get sex and it becomes brown nosing and she is turned off by it or the guy may go overboard in the hopes of getting sex and either ends up resentful when things don't pan out or runs across a woman who knows how to tease him enough to get him to go further with these romantic gestures and take advantage of it.

 

Anyway a guy will have an easier time and more success by taking that stuff off the table before sex and being in an actual relationship.

[MidwestUSA]

Limericks used to get me every time.

 

There once was a man from Nantucket

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[writergal]

Limericks used to get me every time.

 

There once was a man from Nantucket

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Ah, limericks (sarcastic ones are my favorite)! A guy I dated in college gave me a book of limericks on our first date. We met in a John Milton seminar. He wrote me sarcastic sonnets sometimes during the lecture b/c we sat next to each other. Whatever happened to men like that?

 

OP I think you should just submit that poem to a poetry journal for publishing instead. She rejected you already so forget the poem.

 

The next woman you meet, try a phone call and some witty banter. Save the poems for later.

[Goldenbrwn]

I'm of the opinion that sex should wait awhile so it means something. Some of this other stuff can start before sex.

 

Right and there is nothing wrong with doing things that way. I don't know your sex but in general many women have that opinion too. Plenty women want to wait a while for the sex so they don't get too deeply involved and give too much of themselves too soon. Men should do the same thing imo just not with sex. In the end the result is I give fewer women those romantic gestures and save it for the ones I'm actually in a mutual relationship with and sexually involved with...hopefully that would make it more special too anyway.

[Medium.Lumo]

For sone reason when I read the title of this thread I imagined the OP sending private messages to women on OLD except instead of just normal conversations his side would all be poems.

 

Lol.

 

I wonder if that would get any traction for him.

[David87]

There's something wrong with you, I don't know what yet..... Your last thread was called ''!!!i've found that one!!! '' now you wright poems to girls. If you keed this up I guarantee that you'll get a degree in repeling women.

 

About the poem, dude you don't live in the 1800's. If you send her the poem not only she wont call you again but you'll creep her to, like other people have said.

[ThaWholigan]

Too short man, needed an extra verse and a picture of her walking out of her house attached.

[Grumpybutfun]

I'll be honest, I started skipping through after only a few lines...but my eyes caught this phrase:

 

"they will become the inmate of Alcatraz's efflux of pus"

 

WHAT.

 

What? This was my favorite line. What woman wouldn't be turned on by an inmates' efflux of pus?

No, just no, OP.

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[David87]

He's going to get a restraining order soon. Watch out for the next thread.

 

He really is a nice guy, he tries his best to get a date, but his methods of doing that are weird.

[pickflicker]

What? This was my favorite line. What woman wouldn't be turned on by an inmates' efflux of pus?

No, just no, OP.

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He is either the world's most sensational troll (because seriously, taken out of context, that poem is epic), or if this is real, as someone else said...restraining order...

[David87]

He is either the world's most sensational troll (because seriously, taken out of context, that poem is epic), or if this is real, as someone else said...restraining order...

 

He's to desperate to get a date, he's needy and I think that he's running out of ideas.

[pickflicker]

He's to desperate to get a date, he's needy and I think that he's running out of ideas.

 

As discussed, poetry works when the girl has already given the green light to be wooed, and when it's shorter.

 

I wanted to read the whole thing...but i couldn't.

 

[David87]

As discussed, poetry works when the girl has already given the green light to be wooed, and when it's shorter.

 

I wanted to read the whole thing...but i couldn't.

 

 

Of course they work, but after you date the girl, I like the poem, don't get me wrong, but it's out of context here. OP date the girl first and give her the poem after .... hummm... 1 year

[pickflicker]

Of course they work, but after you date the girl, I like the poem, don't get me wrong, but it's out of context here. OP date the girl first and give her the poem after .... hummm... 1 year

 

Oh, I was wooed by poetry before said man dated me. But he was a musician with a killer bod and a smoking hot wit.

 

I was powerless.

[Haydn]

Romance is not dead.

 

Made a few copies of this.

[StanMusial]

Blue is the violet

Red is the rose

God picked my face

I picked my nose

[man_in_the_box]

Surely this will change her mind.

[Hello_is_it_me]

A short poem (under 6 lines) might work but something that long to someone you just met? If I was a girl I would start thinking about a restraining order. And as someone who has had good success with writing poems for girls, I must say your poem is too wordy/jargon filled, btw.

Edited March 27, 2014 by a LoveShack.org Moderator

[Els]

I think the most amazing thing about this is that it wasn't even copied.

 

At least, not from anywhere on the internet. I checked.

 

Dude, maybe you need to start copyrighting your stuff.

[Toddbt12y1]

We stood there

Awkwardly hanging

On to introductions

it was almost good bye before

I stuttered out,

"Hello, I think I might be too weird for you"

I smelled her panties moisten

 

Just because.

 

And it really works too.

 

Yes, this was copied from online

 

Poems should be short. Not too often.

[Hello_is_it_me]

Dear sweet Amy,

How can one convey

Bats**t fu**in crazy,

In a poetic way?

 

For our first date

I’ll break into your home

And read you my great

1000-page poem.