tiki Posted January 24, 2005 Posted January 24, 2005 of my African Dwarf frog. It sits in my office, on my desk and acts as a conversation piece. He's definitely a conversation pieve today. I've had "Lucky" for over five years. He's only an inch tall, and he's an underwater frog, never leaving his cube of water. I got him from Target, but he's from aquababies dot com. I named him Lucky because my friend almost killed him in the car ride back to the office from Target, he was lucky to be alive. But I came in this morning, and poor little Lucky's body is stiff and white. Rigor mortis sets in. Coworkers refuse to wear black to pay their respects. I've only had one offer to help with a proper burial procedure (the toilet). Lucky was our second longest employee. He's seen it all, heard it all. I'm surprised he lasted this long. I think I want another frog.
Merin Posted January 24, 2005 Posted January 24, 2005 Maybe Lucky got some dirt on a co-worker and they offed him over the weekend to keep him quiet?
CurlyIam Posted January 24, 2005 Posted January 24, 2005 The king is dead, long live the king, huh? Tiki, this is almost unconceivable. Wait a few days for everyone to really miss him ( and be depressed ) and then take another frog! Logic, it's all about logic, dearest !
Author tiki Posted January 24, 2005 Author Posted January 24, 2005 Be right back, I'm gonna go put him on the receptionist's desk to see if she notices....
Nick14 Posted January 24, 2005 Posted January 24, 2005 ROFL that just made my monday, on the receptionist desk.
Author tiki Posted January 24, 2005 Author Posted January 24, 2005 Well, she didn't like that much. So I put it on the doctor's desk, he said "fine, let him stay there". I attempted to dump him into the toilet, but I started gagging. I threw up, but only a little. The receptionist (that I exercise with at Curves) told the workers there that my frog had just died. And that I was digging to get bereavement pay ( ). My friends that work there made me feel better, they gave me an extra Curves buck for mourning, and our question of the day was "Ask your neighbor what their favorite animal is"....hahahaha. ****ers. So my husband has been worried sick about me all morning....seriously. He thought I was REALLY upset. ???? Okay, I am a little upset, but come on! He's already located some frogs and he says we can go to get one tonight. Aquababies won't ship me a frog during the winter months, they said I they can only ship after the spring - I can understand. Anyway, my desk looks empty.
savethedrama4allama Posted January 24, 2005 Posted January 24, 2005 You are totally insane and I love it. ****ers.
Nick14 Posted January 24, 2005 Posted January 24, 2005 damn mama is a looker! If you live in Cali, ring me up!
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