Woggle Posted March 2, 2014 Posted March 2, 2014 Tonight I hear a knock on my door and I look through the window and it was the FWB I have mentioned on here. I don't know how word got to her but she heard I was moving and wanted to say goodbye and wish me well. My wife invited her in and it started friendly enough. She told my wife she is lucky woman and she is engaged herself and claimed to be happy then things took a turn for the worse. She started to constantly tell my wife how good I was in bed and that my wife is very lucky to have a man that can rock a woman's world. It just inappropriate stuff to say to a married woman about her husband. She then asked me if we could talk in a room all by ourselves and I told her that anything she needs to say she can say in front of my wife as well so finally she asked my wife if it would be okay to have one last romp with her husband because she needs to experience that one last time before she gets married. Understandably my wife asked her if she was out of her effin mind and we both tell her to get out of our house but I can't believe she is that brazen. I feel bad for her fiance. My wife then jokingly told me I sure knew how to pick winners before I met her. Will this raise any suspicion or cause any problems between my wife and I and should I worry about another crazy ex stalking me. For all her faults she has never shown a violent side. 3
acrosstheuniverse Posted March 2, 2014 Posted March 2, 2014 That is... SO surreal :\ I wouldn't worry about it, I mean you stuck up for your marriage in front of your wife by refusing to talk along with the FWB. And you both kicked her out. I would just go no contact on this woman. She sounds crazy. To your wife's credit she doesn't seem the sort to get upset or suspicious about this. She was gracious and non-threatened enough to invite her in and be cordial, and to make a joke about it afterwards. Not many women would keep their cool as well as your wife in that scenario! 6
CarrieT Posted March 2, 2014 Posted March 2, 2014 Be thankful you are moving and putting as much distance as possible between you, your wife, and these crazy people! 3
Author Woggle Posted March 2, 2014 Author Posted March 2, 2014 Be thankful you are moving and putting as much distance as possible between you, your wife, and these crazy people! Tell me about it. How did I manage to attract so many of them in my past and how did she find out I was moving? I haven't seen her in years.
quankanne Posted March 2, 2014 Posted March 2, 2014 that's pretty effin' ballsy :eek: sounds like you and your missus handled it well, though. It'll give you something else to laugh about when the dust settles. meanwhile, congrats on the move, Woggle!
Author Woggle Posted March 2, 2014 Author Posted March 2, 2014 Lord. I hope you're moving somewhere rural like North Dakota so you can mount a turret on your roof. Invest in some holy water as well, lady sounds scaly. We are moving to Santa Monica California or Venice. It's right by the pier. I don't think she will come after us. She isn't violent. 1
Leigh 87 Posted March 2, 2014 Posted March 2, 2014 She ASKED your WIFE if she could have sex with you? Wow. You're lucky your wife didn't slap her and drag her pathetic ass out of your house. Your wife is a lot more civilized than I would have been! Her poor fiance! I feel really sorry for him I would tell her fiance. He has a right to know who he is marrying. 4
Author Woggle Posted March 2, 2014 Author Posted March 2, 2014 She ASKED your WIFE if she could have sex with you? Wow. You're lucky your wife didn't slap her and drag her pathetic ass out of your house. Your wife is a lot more civilized than I would have been! Her poor fiance! I feel really sorry for him I would tell her fiance. He has a right to know who he is marrying. My wife wanted to. I could see her eyes flaring up when she asked that question but I guess it's not worth the cops being called and all that. If I knew who he was or where she lived I would tell him but she moved to another part of NJ since the last time I saw her. She was at the shore on business and thought she would stop by.
Leigh 87 Posted March 2, 2014 Posted March 2, 2014 My wife wanted to. I could see her eyes flaring up when she asked that question but I guess it's not worth the cops being called and all that. If I knew who he was or where she lived I would tell him but she moved to another part of NJ since the last time I saw her. She was at the shore on business and thought she would stop by. Her poor fiance..... about to marry a woman who wanted "one last romp" with another man Truly sickening:sick: My boyfriend couldn't believe it when I told him. If a GUY had asked to have "one last roll in the hay" with your wife, I am sure you would have punched him in the face. 1
Author Woggle Posted March 2, 2014 Author Posted March 2, 2014 Her poor fiance..... about to marry a woman who wanted "one last romp" with another man Truly sickening:sick: My boyfriend couldn't believe it when I told him. If a GUY had asked to have "one last roll in the hay" with your wife, I am sure you would have punched him in the face. Maybe but it's not worth having an assault charge. I kept my cool when I found my ex in bed with another man. I could tell my wife wanted to do it though. We were joking that we created the sequel to Indecent Proposal. 1
TaraMaiden Posted March 2, 2014 Posted March 2, 2014 We are moving to Santa Monica California or Venice. It's right by the pier. I don't think she will come after us. She isn't violent. Way to go. Why not put an ad in the paper....?
janedoe67 Posted March 2, 2014 Posted March 2, 2014 Bet your wife sexed you up that night. That is such a MAN thing to say Woggle, it sounds like you handled it well. I especially love the "anything you have to say to me you can say in front of her" comment. Way to go. 3
BetrayedH Posted March 2, 2014 Posted March 2, 2014 That is such a MAN thing to say Woggle, it sounds like you handled it well. I especially love the "anything you have to say to me you can say in front of her" comment. Way to go. I agree that they both handled it well. And yeah, I suppose it was a 'man' thing to say. I'm just guessing that she may have enjoyed making a claim on her studly husband, particularly when he made it clear that he was hers. Curious to know if I'm right.
janedoe67 Posted March 2, 2014 Posted March 2, 2014 Oh you're such a voyeur..... Some of us have to live vicariously lol 1
Author Woggle Posted March 2, 2014 Author Posted March 2, 2014 Way to go. Why not put an ad in the paper....? I don't think she reads this forum plus pretty much everybody here knows I am moving to Cali anyway. She might be nuts but not as nuts as my ex.
whichwayisup Posted March 2, 2014 Posted March 2, 2014 Tonight I hear a knock on my door and I look through the window and it was the FWB I have mentioned on here. I don't know how word got to her but she heard I was moving and wanted to say goodbye and wish me well. My wife invited her in and it started friendly enough. She told my wife she is lucky woman and she is engaged herself and claimed to be happy then things took a turn for the worse. She started to constantly tell my wife how good I was in bed and that my wife is very lucky to have a man that can rock a woman's world. It just inappropriate stuff to say to a married woman about her husband. She then asked me if we could talk in a room all by ourselves and I told her that anything she needs to say she can say in front of my wife as well so finally she asked my wife if it would be okay to have one last romp with her husband because she needs to experience that one last time before she gets married. Understandably my wife asked her if she was out of her effin mind and we both tell her to get out of our house but I can't believe she is that brazen. I feel bad for her fiance. My wife then jokingly told me I sure knew how to pick winners before I met her. Will this raise any suspicion or cause any problems between my wife and I and should I worry about another crazy ex stalking me. For all her faults she has never shown a violent side. I am laughing! That woman is pathetic and classless! Wow, she had some balls there. Good you and your wife can joke about this and keep it all in perspective. *Another sign the move is a right one* That and not dealing with this crappy winter weather anymore!
Author Woggle Posted March 2, 2014 Author Posted March 2, 2014 How does she know where you live? I currently live in the same place I did when we were FWBs.
dichotomy Posted March 3, 2014 Posted March 3, 2014 It would be justice (and mercy) to tell her guy EXACTLY what happened. If he does not rock her world - and she would cheat on him - he deserves to know. Please save him the agony and disrespect he will endure of being married to this woman - tell him now. It will also be justice served to this woman for inflicting this on your marriage. Have your wife call him. 1
Author Woggle Posted March 3, 2014 Author Posted March 3, 2014 It would be justice (and mercy) to tell her guy EXACTLY what happened. If he does not rock her world - and she would cheat on him - he deserves to know. Please save him the agony and disrespect he will endure of being married to this woman - tell him now. It will also be justice served to this woman for inflicting this on your marriage. Have your wife call him. She didn't inflict anything on my marriage. She tried to but most people say I reacted perfectly and probably looked very attractive to my wife. If I knew what this guy's name was and what he looked like I would tell him but I don't even know where she lives anymore. I suppose I can find out.
BetrayedH Posted March 3, 2014 Posted March 3, 2014 Oh you're such a voyeur..... Guilty as charged. And apparently Woggle doesn't kiss and tell. Good for him.
dichotomy Posted March 3, 2014 Posted March 3, 2014 She didn't inflict anything on my marriage. She tried to but most people say I reacted perfectly and probably looked very attractive to my wife. If I knew what this guy's name was and what he looked like I would tell him but I don't even know where she lives anymore. I suppose I can find out. She didn't ? and yet here you are talking about it. She took energy and time away from you and the wife....brought unwanted brief drama and offers for adulterous sex into your marriage, probably got your wife's fur up a bit;)....but yes - you handled it just right and no lasting issues for your marriage. If you could take a little time and see if you can find out who the unlucky dude is... you may be doing him a huge favor.
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