Got a response after 3 weeks (claimed she didn't see email.) Now unsure of next move.

[MissingMyHubby]

3 weeks ago I was posting about a girl at the chiro office whom quit, and then told a coworker to ask me if I missed her. I said "sure, of course." After her adding me on a business social media website, I sent her a quick message asking how she was doing and that we should all (me, her, and coworker) get a drink sometime.

 

This is her reply:

 

OH MY GOD I just wrote you a ginormous email and flipped to another screen and came back and it disappeared. Did any of it go through? I might have to kill myself.

 

Short version:

Linkedin no tell me you email me: I just find out

 

I'm unemployed besides dementia **** posing

 

Running in******** =horse crap on your shoes

 

Make plans with [coworker] and I will be there.

 

I want a Hannibal lector mask. I just ordered Stephen king's "IT" to read. Please look up "house" a Japanese horror movie from the 70's which is in the criterion collection. You will LOVE IT FOREVER

 

When I am done with my master's in business I'm going to ride on the front of your bicycle in the basket and help you deliver pizzas.

 

The end. I'm going to go cry now

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Yes I know she's a little out there. But hows her level of interest here? How long do I wait to reply? I go to chiro in 3 days, so I could wait till then to maybe see if coworker brings it up (if they are in cahoots). Thoughts?

 

PS for those who remember and scolded me, I am officially single.

[mortensorchid]

Well ... Depending on how out there she is ...

 

 

She did take the time to ask the other person if you missed her or not. That's a good sign at the very least that she is taking out the time to think of you. See what happens.

[Eternal Sunshine]

Haha she sounds like me on steroids.

 

Her interest level is hard to say, give it a shot.

[MissingMyHubby]

so im not sure when or what to reply.

 

 

 

did the content of her message indicate a decent level of interest?

[MissingMyHubby]

Well, in my earlier thread from weeks ago, a couple people thought that they were maybe working together as a team, and that it was maybe the other girl that actually likes me. But i cant pick up on it. Just something i thought of since she DID say "make plans with ****** and ill be there."

[Eternal Sunshine]

Wait...why is your username MissingMyHubby

[MissingMyHubby]

keeps me good n' anonymous

[MissingMyHubby]

Well i sent a reply after 2 day wait. It was similarly "weird" and similar length, and i also said I would mention something to the coworker Wednesday about us all hanging out. We shall see how it goes...

[MissingMyHubby]

her response :

 

I REALLY LIKE your profile picture. It scare me. I was thinking shooting myself in the head would be the best but I don't own a gun and I don't know how to buy one. And I'd feel bad for my mom to have to possibly see that **** mess. I grew up watching horror movies but I can't actually look at that dead body stuff at all. I went to a funeral semi recently and was so grossed out by how the skin muscles were detached from the face but there was makeup on the kid. Blech.

 

My mom goes to Alaska a lot-it looks really pretty. Did you bicycle through the whole thing? I no understand. That sounds too hard. Sounds like something ***** would do. You guys should go on a man date.

 

I look forward to looking at your horror movie thingies. My dad is dead on Jack Nicholson in the Shining in every way. He looks like him, he writes, and he's a giant *******. My mom and I talk about it sometimes.

 

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possible friendzone ? meh, whatever.

[nescafe1982]

Are you retyping her emails in awful meme-speak, or is that really how she talks?

 

She sounds crazy. Like not stable. I would not see someone that writes like this (but that's me).

[MissingMyHubby]

thats it my friend! exacto mundo!

 

didnt get the vibe she was interested since she threw in the fact i should have a man date w her former employer

 

also, im thinking of "forgetting" to make plans with the coworker who i will see tomorrow and being nonchalent. if she brings it up, great.

[Eternal Sunshine]

Are you retyping her emails in awful meme-speak, or is that really how she talks?

 

She sounds crazy. Like not stable. I would not see someone that writes like this (but that's me).

 

I think she is hilarious!

[MissingMyHubby]

how should i reply to "you" lol

[MissingMyHubby]

got a reply: short, but kinda confusing. i dont know whats shes referring to as for "would rather do "this" than drinking.

 

should i reply back asking to clarify?

 

anyways, here it is

 

Oh my god I would rather go to this than go drinking but I have a midterm on Monday and Wednesday and ****** has school on Tuesday. What time is it on Tuesday because I could still go?