ccmed26 Posted December 23, 2013 Posted December 23, 2013 This seems like a good way: How I Handled My Break Up - YouTube Maybe?
innocentbutterfly Posted December 24, 2013 Posted December 24, 2013 (edited) hahah I enjoyed this. Here's my reap LOL (maybe I enjoyed it just a little bit too much) So let's do this: PHASE 1: The broken heart phase: - Eat like there's no tomorrow (Lterally rape the grocery store) - Stare at the ceiling for days and just lay in bed (totally productive btw!) - Throw some angry dance in it (Let footlose here be your lead) - Don't be surprised if you meet a friend that told you to let go of it do the same (Hey! he/she just got dumped too, LET'S DANCE NOW!) - Get food addiction and let counselor help you (CANDY is totally the way to go here) - Turn totally gay and sleep with a guy (woman if you're a woman). Trust me, it helps (THE MAGIC SCREWDRIVER!) **** YOU MADE IT PAST 1 MONTH without them ***** (pat your back, you're not a loser) PHASE 2: The careless/denial moments: -EAT, DRINK, AND EAT MORE! Doghnuts, anyone, can you eat 10 of them? Hell yes, bring it on! If you get tired, have strangers and the gay guy/girl help you. - PRAY. Go to nearest church/mosque whatever you worship and you'll get a total englightement. No SERIOUSLY! Be thankful, you're alive.(You're a damn star, you won, act like one) PHASE 3: I'm so over him/her. TRUST ME. - Dance and sing more in public, you're almost there. *** Say hi to the new you, YOU MADE IT! *** Yur EX? Wait, who is that again? -Eat more candy & enjoy. Edited December 24, 2013 by innocentbutterfly
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