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hahah I enjoyed this.

 

Here's my reap LOL (maybe I enjoyed it just a little bit too much)

 

 

So let's do this:

 

PHASE 1: The broken heart phase:

 

- Eat like there's no tomorrow (Lterally rape the grocery store)

- Stare at the ceiling for days and just lay in bed (totally productive btw!)

- Throw some angry dance in it (Let footlose here be your lead)

- Don't be surprised if you meet a friend that told you to let go of it do the same (Hey! he/she just got dumped too, LET'S DANCE NOW!)

- Get food addiction and let counselor help you (CANDY is totally the way to go here)

- Turn totally gay and sleep with a guy (woman if you're a woman). Trust me, it helps (THE MAGIC SCREWDRIVER!)

 

 

**** YOU MADE IT PAST 1 MONTH without them *****

(pat your back, you're not a loser)

 

PHASE 2: The careless/denial moments:

 

-EAT, DRINK, AND EAT MORE! Doghnuts, anyone, can you eat 10 of them? Hell yes, bring it on! If you get tired, have strangers and the gay guy/girl help you.

- PRAY. Go to nearest church/mosque whatever you worship and you'll get a total englightement. No SERIOUSLY! Be thankful, you're alive.(You're a damn star, you won, act like one)

 

PHASE 3: I'm so over him/her. TRUST ME.

 

- Dance and sing more in public, you're almost there.

 

 

*** Say hi to the new you, YOU MADE IT! ***

 

Yur EX? Wait, who is that again?

 

-Eat more candy & enjoy.

Edited by innocentbutterfly
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