cherylbaby Posted December 30, 2004 Posted December 30, 2004 Hi all, First off, this is an extremely embarrasing (and kinda funny) situation, so let that just be said. This is a question mostly for the guys...Let's say you just start dating a woman, you really dig her. And after a few encounters you have sex. The sex is great. So you spend the night, cuddle a little, are fairly affectionate. Then - ah! - the woman accidentally farts a couple of times in bed, while you're both sleeping or drifting in and out of sleep. Would that be the biggest turnoff in the world? Even after great sex with an attractive person that you like? Please help. This is a ridiculous question, I know. But this happened to me (with a guy I've been seeing) about a week ago, and it still makes me cringe. I would like HONEST answers please - don't be politically correct just to spare my feelings. Thanks, Cheryl
agnf666 Posted December 31, 2004 Posted December 31, 2004 That all depends on if it was heard or smelled. Are u two still together....
indigo_moon Posted December 31, 2004 Posted December 31, 2004 Good question! I remember a couple of yrs ago, I'd been in a serious relationship but it was in the early stages (first few months)....we were sleeping at my place.....the way we were sleeping, we were kind of spooning and he had his thigh kind of near the back of my butt. I was obviously not sleeping very soundly and I awoke to the sound of my letting out a stream of small popcorn farts and I wanted to die hahahahaha.....I was afraid to move, mortified that it would have woken him up. And no, no smell...just air haha. I've since learned that I'm just a gassy person. A guy I was engaged to a few years ago, from him I learned that not only did I snore (I would have never believed it because i LOATHE snoring - but he actually taped me snoring to prove it LOL) but i also fart while asleep...so I guess it's not exactly uncommon. How embarassing...but I guess you can't help this when you're very relaxed and sleeping. Maybe get your guy some earplugs? :-)
agnf666 Posted December 31, 2004 Posted December 31, 2004 I don't know why it is so bad for a woman to fart... Men do it to, and they think its funny an laugh with there buddies. Us woman have gas sometimes and just can control it. EVERYONE FARTS!!!!
alphamale Posted December 31, 2004 Posted December 31, 2004 no, its no big deal.... men have long suspected that women fart, it is nice to see/hear it sometimes. i put female farts in the same category as UFOs, Big Foot, the YETI. you hear about 'em but don't see 'em too often.
Mr Spock Posted December 31, 2004 Posted December 31, 2004 It depends where is face is in proximity to your ass, is all. If you're WITH someone and you fart, no big deal. If he ever complains about it give him a dutch oven, that will shut him up.
Naive Posted December 31, 2004 Posted December 31, 2004 I think it's fine as long as he is not eating you out Unless that is his thing
agnf666 Posted December 31, 2004 Posted December 31, 2004 Originally posted by naive_2001 I think it's fine as long as he is not eating you out Unless that is his thing Well, even if that was his thing that is still ****ed up. I mean just gross...
alphamale Posted December 31, 2004 Posted December 31, 2004 Originally posted by agnf666 Well, even if that was his thing that is still ****ed up. I mean just gross... puzzy farts while yer having sex are worse than regular farts
indigo_moon Posted December 31, 2004 Posted December 31, 2004 Originally posted by alphamale puzzy farts while yer having sex are worse than regular farts why do you say that? those are just noise (air)....they don't stink! Quit pumping like a jackhammer and the chick won't get 'em lol
TylerC Posted December 31, 2004 Posted December 31, 2004 I could really care less. I fart too, so I can't get mad at her for doing it. However, she better not bitch at me for farting if that happens.
cherylbaby Posted December 31, 2004 Posted December 31, 2004 Okay, thanks for the input so far. I'm wondering more about how guys would handle this in a brand new relationship. Like, if you slept together for the first or second time, and the girl did this...it wouldn't make you jump out of bed bright and early the next morning, would it??
soccorsilly Posted December 31, 2004 Posted December 31, 2004 Personally, I think farting shuold be a private matter between a person and his or her a**h***! Of course the rare accidental fart may escape, but when at all possible, leave the room, make an excuse, or something. I was married for 10 yrs and excluding sickness, I never farted in front of my wife--it is a respect thing. With that said, we all know they slip out occasionally and if they are smelled and heard it is the worst. As a guy, and if a girl did that, I would simply ignore it. If it turned into a habit, I would consider running..er...like the wind. But a random errant fart is fine. She is mortified, I am embarassed, we both know what happened. Ignore it..it will dissipate and go away!
agnf666 Posted January 2, 2005 Posted January 2, 2005 That's all fine a dandy for you, but it's the 21 century... The amount of girls burping and farting these days are high. It has been proven that everyone farts an average of 14 times a day. In a new relationship that will be bizarre. Just wait until he does it and then use the pay backs are hell!"
Groovy Posted January 2, 2005 Posted January 2, 2005 There should be a point where people are comfortable with each others bodies and aren't freaked out over something like gas. It is true men accept men farting more than women. Women are human too. Of course you try not to do it in front of someone, but it happens. I am afraid to say I have farted in front of three boyfriends. One of them did it in front of me first and I ironically did one later, one I dated for a year before it happened and one I farted while I sat in his lap while he was hugging me They were tiny restrained ones and didn't smell. I think it was nasty it happened but hardly worth dumping someone over.
whichwayisup Posted January 2, 2005 Posted January 2, 2005 men have long suspected that women fart, it is nice to see/hear it sometimes. Yup. I am the farter in my family and I find it funny too. My husband rarely farts.
aFighter Posted January 2, 2005 Posted January 2, 2005 Womens farts are just evil. They're like consentrate of mustard gas or something. We have a saying here "I wouldn't throw her out of the bed for farting" so there you go, hehe.
dp Posted January 3, 2005 Posted January 3, 2005 This is embarrassing but, it is nothing that should cause a guy to run. It's not like you were sitting on the couch and you threw your legs up over your head and tried to light one! You were sleeping and relaxed. That's like dreaming, you can't control your dreams and you can't control what will happen while you are asleep. You should be glad that it happened so early in your relationship, some people hide stuff like that for years and are uncomfortable about it. You may have broke the ice early and now you can relax about it, just don't relax so much that you start doing it while watching tv or riding in the car.
Merin Posted January 3, 2005 Posted January 3, 2005 Originally posted by dp This is embarrassing but, it is nothing that should cause a guy to run. It's not like you were sitting on the couch and you threw your legs up over your head and tried to light one!
tiki Posted January 3, 2005 Posted January 3, 2005 He outta dump your ass for doing that. I'm just kidding. Just try to hold it in next time, will ya?!
Debster Posted January 3, 2005 Posted January 3, 2005 Jeez.... I gotta admit, my husband and I fart freely in front of each other. I am more often the culprit, though.
zilverenvlinder Posted January 3, 2005 Posted January 3, 2005 Hahaha you guys are funnnny. I farted in front of my bf the other day. He looked at me, raised an eyebrow and said, "Nice one." He farts in front of me constantly. On purpose sometimes. And I don't care. I mean, everyone farts while they're sleeping. Including women. So if he cares, he's just a high maintenance a**h*** who wants a Perfect Female...you know, the kind who doesn't fart, or burp, and permanently looks and smells and acts wonderful.
whichwayisup Posted January 3, 2005 Posted January 3, 2005 Womens farts are just evil. They're like consentrate of mustard gas or something. We have a saying here "I wouldn't throw her out of the bed for farting" so there you go, hehe. LMFAO!! My H will get up and move into the spare room cuz I fart too much in bed...I laugh my ass off too and wait 20 mins, sneak into the other room, crawl into bed and let another go...He gets SO mad, yet he tries SO hard not to laugh...It is so mean, yet so funny. Fart games can be fun yet so so cruel....Dutch oven anyone?? LOL!
on the edge Posted January 4, 2005 Posted January 4, 2005 omg-i'm cracking up reading these posts!!! then again, i come from a long family history of "pull my finger" and relatives that can burp with the likes of "booger" in revenge of the nerds!
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