Gold Pile Posted November 24, 2013 Posted November 24, 2013 (edited) Finally I have something interesting to talk about. 2 great injustices have been righted. I'm finally dating a model and my looks got me a modeling job. A couple of months ago I made an entrepreneurial trip to an Asian country to buy a load of faulty jewelry. They screwed it up during manufacturing and sold to me at the price of the metal. I arranged an economical way to finish them correctly, an sold them at a good profit. I had something of a dating adventure in Asia, but I'm not sure anyone would want to hear about that. Back on track...... I recently found myself at one of the home television shopping networks. They were selling my goods at a considerable mark-up. It was my 3rd visit, I was there to watch the 1 hour presentation of my goods along with goods from other sources. I don't know if the presentations are live, but they sure act like it. Impressive and fast paced behind the scenes action. There was some sort of commotion and panic right before air-time. Someone pointed to me and said "what about him?" ... next thing you know, I'm wearing new clothes, standing in front of a camera, wearing a load of make-up, and sporting several wrist watches and a "man's bracelet" . None of it was from me. Then this beautiful model comes out and stands next to me. Our assignment was to stand in one spot, when the 3 second warning light came on we would strike poses showing off the items for sale. They would cut to us often but we were not on camera all the time. We had to stay there and keep quiet because the Director (or whatever he was) could cut to us at any moment, we were close to the segment hostess so we couldn't speak. They kept telling me that I was over-acting, jeepers! it was mostly just my wrist they filmed. I tired of the abuse and whispered insults to the director about his sexual orientation. When we were off camera I would look the model up and down and silently flirt with her. I did things like admire her jewelry in an exaggerated fashion and offer her cash for rings. I would point to the model while looking at the director ... as if to ask if he wanted her. Then I pointed to myself with an alarmed look on my face. The crew was enjoying the fun, can't say the same for the director( Fred). The model would smile but didn't get caught up in the fun except for once when she knelt down and slid a ring on my finger. I pretended to cry while the crew was turning away to muffle their laughter. Through it all I snapped to attention when the camera was on. Eventually Fred tried to motion me off the set, but I was having none of it. I would look afraid of him and cover my private parts. He was angry as you can get. I noticed that on camera time that I no longer appeared on the monitor. Fred was censoring me. He actually sent 2 security guards to remove me. I fended them off by threating to walk into the hostess area. She was an amazing lady, she was aware of the commotion he started, but she never flinched...just kept on hosting. I gave the model my card and starting looking for an escape route. She gave me quick kiss on the cheek. Normally I would have turned my head and pulled her into a lip lock. But she had an interesting way of holding my head in a certain position with her sharp fingernails. To move would be to impale oneself. That was a few weeks ago, we did lunch twice so far, tomorrow is our 1st dinner date. Edited November 24, 2013 by Gold Pile spell 7
carhill Posted November 24, 2013 Posted November 24, 2013 I'm pretty envious man, especially with how you handled the director; masterful. Hope the dinner date goes well! If you have the interest, why not share that Asian dating experience? I've kind of had this thing about Michelle Yeoh for a few years since watching her martial arts work and wire work with Yuen Wo Ping choreographing. I often wondered what lovemaking while wired and flying might feel like, a little.
MidwestUSA Posted November 24, 2013 Posted November 24, 2013 Where was Gold Pile when I was writing dating profiles? My life is so boring 3
Author Gold Pile Posted November 25, 2013 Author Posted November 25, 2013 1)......... Hope the dinner date goes well! ......... 2).... why not share that Asian dating experience?....... 3).... I often wondered what lovemaking while wired and flying might feel like, a little. 1)It went well (in a strange kind of way), but I didn't score...yet 2)I guess I could post about the Asian date, it was fairly uneventful compared to other dates I've had. Not to say my dates are all that eventful 3)Been there, done that 1
LBlanc Posted November 25, 2013 Posted November 25, 2013 You should of just used eBay and you could of avoided all of this. Are you kidding me? this is the stuff life should me made of! :lmao: 1
RonaldS Posted November 25, 2013 Posted November 25, 2013 So step one is: 1. We become entrepreneurs. Is an LLC okay? Then: 2. We make a trip to an Asian country to buy a load of faulty jewelry. . . . . . This might be the most bizarrely specific and convoluted dating model I've come across to date. I think the profit plan is a follows.... Phase 1: Become entrepreneurs Phase 2. Buy faulty Asian jewelry Phase 3. ? Phase 4. Date models Hmmmm....I feel like I've seen this before. 2
CrystalCastles Posted November 25, 2013 Posted November 25, 2013 This almost has a James Bond feel to it. A bad guy? Check (Fred). A hot girl? Check (the model). 1
OpheliaSong Posted November 25, 2013 Posted November 25, 2013 All I can think was how irresponsible you sound for giving the Director a hard time who gave you a shot to be a model fro him. Wow, you just ruined an opportunity to do something that could have been fun and lucrative for you because you wanted to show off for a model who probably thought you were immature and silly. Women normally don't find juvenile behavior "hot."
Emilia Posted November 25, 2013 Posted November 25, 2013 Colouring that dog in that woman's condo is still my favourite story GP Or the squirrel, or the one at the fancy dress party 2
Author Gold Pile Posted November 25, 2013 Author Posted November 25, 2013 All I can think was how irresponsible you sound for giving the Director a hard time who gave you a shot to be a model fro him. Wow, you just ruined an opportunity to do something that could have been fun and lucrative for you because you wanted to show off for a model who probably thought you were immature and silly. Women normally don't find juvenile behavior "hot." I tell ya the life of a wrist model isn't as glamorous or as lucrative as ya might think. I wasn't showing off for her, I was putting a power mad, grump in his place. I was flirting with her but at least I wasn't a director using his position to humiliate a brand new model (me:o), and I think he was discriminating against me for being straight. Not sure if I should turn him in or not....open to advice, thanks 1
Grumpybutfun Posted November 25, 2013 Posted November 25, 2013 GP: How did your dinner date go with the wrist model you met? G
Author Gold Pile Posted November 26, 2013 Author Posted November 26, 2013 GP: How did your dinner date go with the wrist model you met? It was nothing much to write about, but I think we are gonna be an item soon enough. Our 1st mouth kiss. She still holds me in position with her sharp fingernails. It prevents me from taking charge, but I sort of admire how she takes control. 1
johan Posted November 26, 2013 Posted November 26, 2013 It was nothing much to write about, but I think we are gonna be an item soon enough. Our 1st mouth kiss. She still holds me in position with her sharp fingernails. It prevents me from taking charge, but I sort of admire how she takes control. Grow out your incisors. You can use them to hold her down by the back of the neck while you do what you know you must. Fingernails aren't much of a match for that. 1
Author Gold Pile Posted November 28, 2013 Author Posted November 28, 2013 Grow out your incisors. You can use them to hold her down by the back of the neck while you do what you know you must. Fingernails aren't much of a match for that. Howdy Johan, long time.......... Funny how vampires fall into 2 groups...the scary ones and (against all odds) the sexy ones. The model and I have a Thanksgiving date. I'll be eating two meals. I'm nervous about meeting her people and I feel it's too heavy of a date...but what the heck 1
Author Gold Pile Posted November 29, 2013 Author Posted November 29, 2013 Howdy Johan, long time.......... Funny how vampires fall into 2 groups...the scary ones and (against all odds) the sexy ones. The model and I have a Thanksgiving date. I'll be eating two meals. I'm nervous about meeting her people and I feel it's too heavy of a date...but what the heck I just got home from my Thanksgiving date, that's right....an over-nighter! It was one of the more interesting dates I've had. I'm exhausted, not much sleep Most of my dates are pretty normal stuff but this one was intense. I'll post after get some sleep, and I sort out the emotional mix it's left me with. Probably time for a new thread
Author Gold Pile Posted December 3, 2013 Author Posted December 3, 2013 I'm trying to think of a way to post my sex-heavy dates without the post belonging in the restricted section....it's been (by my standards anyway)a wild ride. Maybe two posts, one here, one in the adult section with the heavy details? A bit soon to say, she could be the future Mrs Pile:love: 1
Emilia Posted December 3, 2013 Posted December 3, 2013 I'm trying to think of a way to post my sex-heavy dates without the post belonging in the restricted section....it's been (by my standards anyway)a wild ride. Maybe two posts, one here, one in the adult section with the heavy details? A bit soon to say, she could be the future Mrs Pile:love: Sounds great! Very pleased for you GP
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