MissyM007 Posted November 19, 2013 Posted November 19, 2013 When he looks and walks past etc. I hardly see him so when I do it needs to really grab his attention and make him think about me that way.
BeholdtheMan Posted November 19, 2013 Posted November 19, 2013 Miniskirt with no panties (unless you're fat). It might get you fired but it'll definitely turn him on
Eternal Sunshine Posted November 19, 2013 Posted November 19, 2013 Ha! I could write a PhD thesis on that 2
d0nnivain Posted November 19, 2013 Posted November 19, 2013 very carefully because it's work. As pointed out the suggestion you were given will work but it will also probably get you fired. I'd start small with a smile, a hello, maybe touch his arm, straighten his collar or tie, brush some imaginary lint from his shoulder etc.
SoleMate Posted November 19, 2013 Posted November 19, 2013 Workplace affairs tend to be really bad news. You may end up getting fired or deciding to quit just to get away from it all. I'd recommend looking for a man almost anywhere else. There are so many men in the world and places to go to meet them, but a job is not always easy to find. 2
Kate9292 Posted November 19, 2013 Posted November 19, 2013 Ha! I could write a PhD thesis on that Start with abstract always willing to learn something new
Philosoraptor Posted November 19, 2013 Posted November 19, 2013 Photocopy your butt and slip it in a stack of papers for him. On your left butt cheek write "You left me turned on when you walked by" and on the right write "Butt I'm right here when you want to see this in the flesh". You're welcome. 5
carhill Posted November 19, 2013 Posted November 19, 2013 How to really turn a man on in the office? When he looks and walks past etc. I hardly see him so when I do it needs to really grab his attention and make him think about me that way. I've got a great anecdote on this regarding a valued employee who normally takes great pains to minimize her appearance. One day I showed up to bring her some cat food I had left from my cat's pickiness and, instead of her normally conservative attire, she was wearing a (summer) sundress and instead of her normal minimizing brassiere, she was letting the E-cups out into the breeze. While conversing with her, I became more uncomfortable with the other (blue collar) guys staring than feeling stimulated sexually myself (she's young enough to be my daughter and that's how I think of her, even though she's got three kids). I'm sure she had no shortage of testosterone attention that day. So, extrapolating, 'change' and 'adding some spice' are one way to really turn a man on in the office.
Zezima Posted November 19, 2013 Posted November 19, 2013 Stand up on your desk, and sing don't you wish your gf was hot like me? That will definitely turn your boss on.
sabre80 Posted November 19, 2013 Posted November 19, 2013 Ha! I could write a PhD thesis on that Why restrict the scope of your thesis on just the workplace ES? Photocopy your butt and slip it in a stack of papers for him. On your left butt cheek write "You left me turned on when you walked by" and on the right write "Butt I'm right here when you want to see this in the flesh". You're welcome. You sir are a genius.
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