Max Zoom Posted December 26, 2004 Posted December 26, 2004 Recently Max warned a young one at LS that everyone knows, you can't go home again. Well, Max was wrong apparently. "The f*** you can't", is the response of Hallowe'en's Mike Myers. And Max for one is not about to go on record telling 'Lil Mikey he's wrong. But how a'bout you. If you could go "home again" to a time and place when evrything seemed just perfect, where would that be? Max thinks he'd like to be breatsfeeding again. Either that or the time when he was 17 and a female doctor checked out his prostate. Was Max dreaming or did she really whisper in his ear as her middle digit slid home, "Me luv you long time Charley."
alphamale Posted December 26, 2004 Posted December 26, 2004 Originally posted by Max Zoom Max thinks he'd like to be breatsfeeding again. Either that or the time when he was 17 and a female doctor checked out his prostate. Was Max dreaming or did she really whisper in his ear as her middle digit slid home, "Me luv you long time Charley." yaaa....alpha think why max refer to himself in third person always?
Author Max Zoom Posted December 26, 2004 Author Posted December 26, 2004 What makes Alpha assume that Max is permitted to speak for himself?
moimeme Posted December 26, 2004 Posted December 26, 2004 Merry thinks that Max posts when the other personalities allow him to.
Mr Spock Posted December 27, 2004 Posted December 27, 2004 Mr Spock feels that it's not fair that Mr Spock doesn't have a prostate for anyone to examine. Mr Spock is feeling left out.
tattoomytoe Posted December 27, 2004 Posted December 27, 2004 who does Max speak for then? and those prostal exams are fun to give!
LittleMiss Posted December 27, 2004 Posted December 27, 2004 hmmm....so far this has turned out to be a interesting thread to read...many questions left unanswered.
tiki Posted December 27, 2004 Posted December 27, 2004 Okay, if I understand the question correctly... if I could freeze time...I'd be on the beach in Hawaii with my husband. I loved that.
Naive Posted December 27, 2004 Posted December 27, 2004 Oh Okay I get it now........ If I could freeze time I would have stayed 11 when my mom was still alive and my little sister was already born.
meanon Posted December 28, 2004 Posted December 28, 2004 meanon thinks that max should find himself a dominatrix and live happily ever after
whichwayisup Posted December 28, 2004 Posted December 28, 2004 I sit, stare and ponder life, wonder why Max talks in 3rd person as well...Think I mentioned this in another thread of his somewhere else and never got an answer...Oh well...lol
Naive Posted December 28, 2004 Posted December 28, 2004 Hey now that I think about it me too!!!! Never got an answer either!!!
Author Max Zoom Posted December 28, 2004 Author Posted December 28, 2004 Max wants Monica Lewinsky to be his dominatrix. She'd be nice to Max the Little House Boy. Not like the last dominatrix he had to worship. Do you have any idea how it feels to be awakened in the morning by a big fat aging toothless Scottish hag who yells, " Gi' oota bed ye wee litt'l worm and gi' ta cleanin' the calcified crrrappp oot ma toes.!" Monica! Be nice.
tattoomytoe Posted December 28, 2004 Posted December 28, 2004 Originally posted by Max Zoom Do you have any idea how it feels to be awakened in the morning by a big fat aging toothless Scottish hag who yells, " Gi' oota bed ye wee litt'l worm and gi' ta cleanin' the calcified crrrappp oot ma toes.!" yes i do know, actually
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