Pretty.in.Pink Posted November 14, 2013 Posted November 14, 2013 Phantom, that has got to be the sweetest post ever! 2
Phoe Posted November 14, 2013 Posted November 14, 2013 A man who is.. smart, kind, and can make me laugh. loving and understanding. open minded. has good hygiene and is mentally and physically healthy. and I would be especially thrilled if he wanted to have passionate sex with me on an extremely frequent basis. haha. 2
Kate9292 Posted November 14, 2013 Posted November 14, 2013 6'-6'4'' well built but not bodybuilder, just athletic nice defined jawline makes at least 60k a year loyal honest always decisive and knows how to take charge hard working, but knows how to manage time to find some for relationship open minded (especially to medical MJ not obsessive jealous, but can be a bit cute jealous at times 7'' penis (no less, not much more) high sex drive
Author Zezima Posted November 14, 2013 Author Posted November 14, 2013 my ideal man is 5 ft 2 eyes of blue, his last name starts with a Z and he played Runescape during 2007. Hey thats me.
f1asr88 Posted November 14, 2013 Posted November 14, 2013 Er... ...you've just described me right there, and I'm half-Spanish with long, dark hair. No idea about the Fagioli though. On further reflection, I would settle for a nice carrillada ibérica...
bumpyroad Posted November 14, 2013 Posted November 14, 2013 On further reflection, I would settle for a nice carrillada ibérica... Esto se puede arreglar. 1
me85 Posted November 14, 2013 Posted November 14, 2013 Someone who will stay with me forever and will always fight for me to keep me by their side.
Sunfire73 Posted November 14, 2013 Posted November 14, 2013 I'll play: I am attracted to my bf because: - He's smart and intelligent - He's fit - He's good looking - He's super nice and a gentleman - He's financially stable - He's emotionally stable - He's passionate about his job and ambitious - He has a great sense of humor - He doesn't try to impress, he just shows his best self - Makes an effort to make me happy - He's open, honest and shows empathy and compassion - He's respectful - He is a good communicator - He is thoughtful - He is affectionate, good kisser and good in bed 2
Author Zezima Posted November 14, 2013 Author Posted November 14, 2013 (edited) -One who doesn't click on Autism Speaks ads. -Actually wears socks on their feet not on their hands -Would rather play video games than get drunk and/or "dance with molly" at a party. -Someone who marches to the own beat of their drum, as long as it doesn't involve shooting, murdering or hurting other people. Edited November 14, 2013 by Zezima
Author Zezima Posted November 14, 2013 Author Posted November 14, 2013 -One who doesn't click on Autism Speaks ads. -Actually wears socks on their feet not on their hands -Would rather play video games than get drunk and/or "dance with molly" at a party. -Someone who marches to the own beat of their drum, as long as it doesn't involve shooting, murdering or hurting other people. -A girl who woudn't mind dating a 5 ft 2 guy. If a girl has a "height requirement" in a man, she might as well spit on me and call me a midget.
bumpyroad Posted November 14, 2013 Posted November 14, 2013 -One who doesn't click on Autism Speaks ads. -Actually wears socks on their feet not on their hands -Would rather play video games than get drunk and/or "dance with molly" at a party. -Someone who marches to the own beat of their drum, as long as it doesn't involve shooting, murdering or hurting other people. -A girl who woudn't mind dating a 5 ft 2 guy. If a girl has a "height requirement" in a man, she might as well spit on me and call me a midget. *raises quizzical eyebrow*
Author Zezima Posted November 14, 2013 Author Posted November 14, 2013 Speaking of quizzical, another requirement I look for in a girl. She must know what the word tintinnabulate means without looking it up in the dictionary or using the internet.
HomanWater Posted November 14, 2013 Posted November 14, 2013 Not bitter. Not a man hater. Doesn't cheat. Willing to please a man. Looks are unimportant as long as she isn't repulsive.
ScreamingTrees Posted November 14, 2013 Posted November 14, 2013 Does anyone really consider knowledge of an obscure word's meaning to be an appropriate or valid filter? I'm sure that there are, but they're incredibly immature and need to be more of a balanced overall person.
f1asr88 Posted November 15, 2013 Posted November 15, 2013 Esto se puede arreglar. Me gustaria conocerte un poquito mejor antes de cenar contigo... Te gustaria hablar usando los mensajes privados?
RonaldS Posted November 15, 2013 Posted November 15, 2013 Ideal woman- Non-physical: - independent (emotionally and hopefully financially) - secure (or I guess I should say, not totally insecure) - good sense of humor - active/fit/outdoorsy - healthy lifestyle - adventurous and brave - intelligent and worldly in perspective - passionate about what they do - educated - diverse interests Physical: - 5'2"-5'6" - toned/athletic (but not super muscular) - cute - size 0-4 - nice butt, nice legs - proportional - great smile - nice shoulders (?) Also, I like them to be sexual, but I don't want daddy issues and angry sex (at least not all the time). A big turn off for me is when having sex with a pretty girl and, when things start to reach a crescendo, they get a look on their face like they want to smash me in the face with a brick.
bumpyroad Posted November 15, 2013 Posted November 15, 2013 when things start to reach a crescendo, they get a look on their face like they want to smash me in the face with a brick.I'm partway speechless, that's one of the funniest things I've ever read on the internet.
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