greenfairie Posted November 11, 2013 Posted November 11, 2013 Have you ever experienced or would you like to experience dating a British person? I'm curious how it'd be like dating a British with that accent! Share stories if you have!
Author greenfairie Posted November 11, 2013 Author Posted November 11, 2013 How old are you? 15? Why is my age important?
Shepp Posted November 11, 2013 Posted November 11, 2013 People will tell you theres no difference between dating guys in any country. This is wrong! My girlfriend is American (well she's half and half Irish but she has an American accent so for the purpose of this post, she's American) and I have learnt that these relationships only work if You know some very important things: Football is life and deathAll British men live in castles - The lack of windows make it very expensive and difficult to heat in the winter and it is an average of a 10min walk to the toilet, sorry, "restroom"You will be judged on your archery skillsyou have to have Thursday afternoons free so you can accompany him to tea with the queenOn the occasions when the queen is off queening you need to be willing to party it up with Harry InsteadYou have to support Manchester united (including welling up everytime anyone mentions Alex fergersons retirement!As Basil Fawtly said: “Whatever you do, don’t mention the war.” You have to regually compare rugby to American football paying particular attention to the armour and lack of it.Great Britain is very, very cold and very wet. In fact, the average monthly*temperature is -19′ c (-2′ f). It rains on average, 359 days a year and our summer is only 6 days long where the temperature reaches a high of just -8′ c (17′ f). We all wear at least 6 layers of clothes just to keep warm. Fish and chips - goodBeer - goodCorned beef - goodSalad - badBritish people have the best teeth in the world factWe don't all talk like Hugh Grant. In fact upon entering the country you will be tested on your ability to recognise regional accents, you need to score 6/10 for them to let you inMost Englishmen don't like Andy Murray.It is considered polite to refer to Scottish or welsh men as English when in public (so as not to hurt there feelings).Jumping a queue is punishable by 3 years in prisonYou need to start every conversation with your boyfriend by talking about he weather - this shouldn't be that hard because our weather is pretty interesting.When talking about the weather it's find to make sh*t up based on no scientific proof whatsoever "I think it's going to improve towards the end of he week"All British men are hilarious! Compliment this often.Football is life and death All in all dating a British guy is pretty sweet but be warned, refer to football as soccer and it's over! 8
Emilia Posted November 11, 2013 Posted November 11, 2013 All in all dating a British guy is pretty sweet but be warned, refer to football as soccer and it's over! awesome post! 2
Targetlock Posted November 11, 2013 Posted November 11, 2013 LOL, I'm a British man and that post is pretty funny nice one 1
Author greenfairie Posted November 11, 2013 Author Posted November 11, 2013 I seriously believed it until I got to number 4, hahah thanks for the chuckle ! 1
OpheliaSong Posted November 11, 2013 Posted November 11, 2013 ...... The bit about the teeth just tickled me. Great post. Thanks. I needed the laugh. 1
Mascara Posted November 11, 2013 Posted November 11, 2013 I date them all the time. They're alright. By the way, it's not "a British" in the same way you'd say "an American". It's either "a British person" or "a Briton". /pedant 1
Imported Posted November 11, 2013 Posted November 11, 2013 Nope. Heard they're all inbred because of living for like a million years on that small island. Can you imagine? It's like every Brits mother is also their father! How does that even work! You've motivated and inspired me OP. We must help these poor third world nations out. Give Briton some assistance by impregnating their women to combat inbreeding. I'll start with Kate Beckinsale. It's going to be difficult not staring at her teeth while doing the deed. I heard they have ZERO dentist on that island and they don't brush their teeth!!
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