Wife's Female Friend Sniffed My Boxers..is this creepy to anyone else?

[Grumpybutfun]

There's something she knows that makes this seemingly harmless. Id want to know what because wow would I go off if I saw that.

 

Yes, you guys are making me really curious. I have to admit, I am a little put out that she wasn't more territorial with her man! Those were my favorite boxers too and now I don't want to wear them anymore.

[whichwayisup]

Fair points, but.....

 

I didn't want to be carrying clothes through the house to the hamper because I was late coming home from watching football and there were guests sitting in the kitchen having drinks with apps before dinner. I had no idea that someone would go through the house, through our bedroom and through our master closet to our master bedroom to sniff my underwear. Who does that? I have never done that, ever.

 

Last night my wife sniffed my pillow, sniffed my shirt's underarms, sniffed my boxers, sniffed me in the shower, kept sniffing me in bed. Keeps laughing about it and I am starting to lighten up about it.

 

I asked if Joan might have some kind of fetish, and she said "I love it that you don't get this." Wife is having fun at my expense and enjoying the heck out of my discomfort.

 

Still think it is creepy though,

Grumps

 

Next time you see Joan say "Hey, when is it our turn to come to your house for dinner? Then I can use your bathroom, maybe find your undies on the floor so I can sniff them!"

 

Yes it is creepy.

[whichwayisup]

Yes, you guys are making me really curious. I have to admit, I am a little put out that she wasn't more territorial with her man! Those were my favorite boxers too and now I don't want to wear them anymore.

 

Buy a new pair. Seriously, they were invaded by a nosy nose!

 

Also, I find it a bit weird that your wife finding too much humour in it. Maybe your wife and Joan are a little bit too close for comfort.......Sorry. Had to say that.

[bubbaganoosh]

Maybe Joan just has a hard time expressing herself. Tell you what to do friend. Christmas is coming up soon. Wrap a pair of your shorts in a nice gift wrapped box and make a card saying it came from "Victors Secret."

 

Either that or a card that has her signed up for the "Underwear of the month club" Each and every month she'll get a another pair to sniff until her hearts content. Have your buddies donate a pair every month. Hell find a hobo somewhere and give him a few bucks for a "donation". The woman will think she died and went to heaven. Take it to the max dude!

[Grumpybutfun]

Update: Whoever guessed a crush, get yourself a cookie.

 

After reading some of these responses, especially from the ladies, I told my wife I was a little disturbed that she felt so blasé about some other woman sniffing my underwear. She looked struck and said, "Oh, baby, I am pissed that she did that, but I can understand why she did." Of course, I don't understand so she tells me that she thought she had talked to me years ago about Joan's crush on me. I was completely baffled as I never remember this conversation. She said she laughed and joked about it because Joan is just so sad with her life so my wife felt that was the best way for her to handle it. I asked her why she thinks that Joan has a crush and she said that she has noticed over the years that Joan is really interested in everything I do, our sex life (WTH are they talking about our sex life for?,) the gifts I get or make her, and how much she stares at me. My wife said that she started getting really tuned in about two years ago at a Christmas party where Joan's husband "Bob" was drunk and passed out and I picked him up, flung him over my shoulder and carried him out to their car and drove them all home. My wife said Joan just wouldn't stop talking about how she wished I was her husband and how Bob isn't half the man I am....geez, I feel like an Dickensian just for repeating this stuff. I barely remember this party. Then she said most of their mutual friends started teasing her asking her how it feels to have someone be in love with her husband. She then said she thought about asking Joan about it, but she said she feels sorry for Joan. I guess Bob isn't attentive, may have had an affair, and generally Joan is just a sad person. (Logically this makes little difference to me, but she sees things differently.) My wife said she thought we had talked about it before. It must have been one of those conversations she wants to have right before sleep where I am drifting in and out.

So, I asked her, "Why did you say you love that I didn't get this?" when I questioned you. She said, she thought that I didn't remember any of this because it didn't bother me that this woman has a massive crush on me. I told her it really doesn't bother me, and I agree that we should just let it go. However, I am glad that her sniffing my underwear did provoke some interest in her in which she replied that I am not really good at guilt. I also mentioned that I would rather our sex life be between us, in which she said they barely talked about it...and I just shook my head, knowing that "barely" for my wife could mean a great distance between a little and a lot.

Wrapping my mind around this,

Grumps

 

p.s. She has promised me a new pair of boxers exactly like my marine ones and will in the future try not to have friends who develop crushes on me. Chuckling.

[OpheliaSong]

I don't care if someone is having a rough time with their husband. They shouldn't be sniffing my man's shorts. I don't know if I would want a friend like that.

Are you sure you didn't lead this woman on in some way?

[OpheliaSong]

Why are you making her or getting her gifts?

[Sanman]

Why are you making her or getting her gifts?

 

I believe he was referring to gifts for his wife. Somewhat of a predictable end, but Joan really needs to find better hobbies. On the bright side, you no longer need to sniff your bowers if you want to know that they are clean....just call Joan!

[salparadise]

I think it's funny that you thought it was such a big deal that you'd get rid of your favorite boxers! If I were you I'd save them to wear whenever you're going to have Joan over, and there'd be a lot of subtle references to underwear sniffing fetishes in all subsequent conversations when Joan is around. Have fun man - when opportunity knocks, open the door!

[bubbaganoosh]

Hope you never bend over around her. Next thing you know she'll be humping your leg like Rover.

 

Honestly if it was me, I would have a real hard time being around this woman. Just knowing that she sniffs dirty underwear, I don't know if I would be afraid or bust out laughing every time I saw her.

[JamesM]

When I first read the title, I was thinking that the underwear was on you. Now her sniffing dirty underwear...weird.

 

First, I did get stopped at the "why is his underwear on the floor" bit. We always assume someone will be in every room of our house, and no, I don't consider our bedroom off limits. And leaving an underwear in the floor is not my thing.

 

Second, I still wonder why your wife told you. Having said that, my wife would have told me too. BUT my wife would also have confronted the friend...especially if she knew the friend had a crush on me. My wife would not like a friend who had a crush on me and then sniffed my clothing. Could there be another reason why your wife told you? Perhaps your wife never actually told you in the past that this woman had a crush on you but is now telling you. Putting that with the story of the underwear sniffing....what would that mean? How close are the two as friends?

 

Third, it is never good to know someone has a crush on you if you cannot act on it. Now you will look at her differently. You will either be less open with her as you would never feel for her, or you will look at her and say things with the idea that she likes you.

 

This is one of those stories that will keep its readers waiting with abated breath for the conclusion.

[whichwayisup]

It still really bothers me how your wife is too laid back with this. This crush is NOT just a little innocent crush, it's more than that.

 

Seriously, if I had a crush and he's undies were on the ground I would NOT pick them up and sniff them. This is borderline obsession. She thinks about you too often, asks too much about you, and your WIFE has to STOP telling her intimate details that are NONE of her business to know.

 

Talk to your wife and tell her to please stop discussing you with Joan, that it's feeding her feelings for you and it's wrong.

 

Joan needs to get help, focus on her husband and also make other friends. She relies on your wife way too much and it's too close for comfort..Unhealthy.

[Speakingofwhich]

Apparently, my wife just informed me that Joan was in our bathroom where she was sniffing (had her nose crammed into them) my boxers which had been laying on the floor after my shower.

 

 

This is waaaay beyond the limits of good sniff.......I mean good taste!

 

Seriously, though, this is a huge clue that something is wrong with Joan.

 

I wouldn't want to have a friend who sniffs my or a member of my families' underwear or even any other garment of mine or a family member. Unless it was to smell a new fragrance (commercial) that was in/on the clothing.

 

Weird.

[Grumpybutfun]

I think it's funny that you thought it was such a big deal that you'd get rid of your favorite boxers! If I were you I'd save them to wear whenever you're going to have Joan over, and there'd be a lot of subtle references to underwear sniffing fetishes in all subsequent conversations when Joan is around. Have fun man - when opportunity knocks, open the door!

 

Getting rid of my boxers was a joke. Not taking out my creeped out vibe on underwear. Yes, I am not taking it so seriously, just wanted to know if people thought it was creepy and wondering why someone would do that (and learned about a new fetish. Thanks CarrieT.)

Grumps

[GorillaTheater]

"Yo Joan, you pick 'em up, you wash 'em."

[bentleychic]

See, I'd keep the undies and hang them on the flag pole every time Joan came over...just special for her.

 

 

 

 

In reality, I'd be skeeved out and likely wouldn't have Joan visit any more. Keep yo' hands of my man and keep yo' hands off my man's drawers!

[Grumpybutfun]

Ophelia:

My wife was referring to gifts bought/made for my wife, not Joan. My wife is into historical maps of exploration. I am a bit of a amateur cartographer so I will make my wife maps of certain historical expeditions she likes (like Scott and Amundsens's race to the South Pole.) Apparently that impressed her very much. I also take my wife traveling a great deal which she wishes Bob would do for her.

No, I did not lead her on. I am polite, but have never been alone with her. If my wife is in the room, there really isn't anyone else really, is there? My wife has the presence of a tiny whirlwind and she pretty much keeps me focused on her.

 

whichwayisthis:

One of the things I really dig about my wife is how laid back she is. She also sees the best in other people and doesn't jump into emotional black holes. She is also a bit of an optimist and being married to me that has been good for me as I am a realist. I am very territorial and possessive, but she has the opinion that I am free to make my own choices and if I am going to cheat or flirt, then she doesn't want me anyway. She says she cannot control Joan, but she can choose how to react and she has decided since Joan has done nothing overt towards me or her, then she will just think of it as Joan's private feelings. She is certain that Joan would never try anything with me, and she knows that I wouldn't entertain any foolishness with Joan, so she isn't compromised by Joan's behavior.

 

Honestly, a crush doesn't bother me...I have dealt with stuff like that before. I am the Master of out of sight, out of mind. I won't have to see Joan for a long time according to my wife.

 

Someone going into my bathroom and sniffing my shorts was just a new one for me and I wondered if anyone else thought it was creepy. Glad to see, I wasn't wrong about that!

 

No more underwear on the floor in my bathroom, ever!

Grumps

[bentleychic]

Maybe your wife just made up this brilliant story so you'd start picking up your knickers and put them where they belong!

[pteromom]

I have had lots of crushes in my life, and it would never never occur to me to sniff any of their underwear. BLECH!!!!

 

Methinks Joan has some major issues.

[bentleychic]

I have had lots of crushes in my life, and it would never never occur to me to sniff any of their underwear. BLECH!!!!

 

Methinks Joan has some major issues.

I agree. I can't even imagine sniffing my lover's boxers. NOW I will sniff his towel before I put it in the washing machine, but only b/c it smells like his body wash and it makes me all twitterpated.

[thefooloftheyear]

I agree. I can't even imagine sniffing my lover's boxers. NOW I will sniff his towel before I put it in the washing machine, but only b/c it smells like his body wash and it makes me all twitterpated.

 

Agreed....

 

Im a guy and I wouldnt even want to smell a womans funky, worn all day panties or thong either...I dont get the attraction for some guys...I have a VERY sensitive smell...

 

TFY

[Grumpybutfun]

I agree. I can't even imagine sniffing my lover's boxers. NOW I will sniff his towel before I put it in the washing machine, but only b/c it smells like his body wash and it makes me all twitterpated.

 

I love that you make up such fun words, Bent. Twitterpated.

[bentleychic]

I love that you make up such fun words, Bent. Twitterpated.

It's totally not made up. Have you never watched Bambi? lol

 

[Grumpybutfun]

Agreed....

 

Im a guy and I wouldnt even want to smell a womans funky, worn all day panties or thong either...I dont get the attraction for some guys...I have a VERY sensitive smell...

 

TFY

 

If they are on her, then hell yes! But, only on my wife and not ones left on bathroom floor. It is quite the aphrodisiac when she is wearing them.

 

p.s. Hey, if she can overshare, then so can I....

[thefooloftheyear]

If they are on her, then hell yes! But, only on my wife and not ones left on bathroom floor. It is quite the aphrodisiac when she is wearing them.

 

p.s. Hey, if she can overshare, then so can I....

 

 

Not me...If she farted at 8AM id still smell that at 8 PM....No fcking way..

 

TFY