Soon2bsngl Posted December 3, 2004 Posted December 3, 2004 I just wanted to share a poem that was forwarded to me through email. I think some of you will appreciate it... He does have a woman Yes he does have a woman. Her name is Me; His friend and his lover, his wh*re if need be. Yes I do give it to him whenever he asks. You needn't concern yourself with that task. He comes home every night and he's never late. You must understand, we have a standing date. I keep it hot and heavy, whatever I need to do to keep him away from women like you. Yes I like to go down, and if I didn't I'd do it, and even with a headache I 'd force myself through it. No I didn't get fat, and I still get dressed up Cause I know you're just waiting for me to mess up. Yes I fix him his dinner and I bring him his beer and I whisper the nasty things he likes to hear. He shares all of his worries, his ups and his downs He is MY king cause I gave him that crown. He tells me everything, nothing gets past He even told me about your silly a**. No he wouldn't like to check out your cd collection nor is he interested in your communicable infections. He may be country and spoiled, but he's still my man I guess I wasn't a part of your slick little plan. I'm his friend and his lover, his wh*re if need be Yes he does have a woman, B*TCH; her name is Me.
KissMyTiara Posted December 3, 2004 Posted December 3, 2004 Honestly, I can't tell if that was supposed to have been written by an OW or the W.
Naive Posted December 3, 2004 Posted December 3, 2004 I don't understand either. Is this ffrom the W of from the OW
EC Posted December 3, 2004 Posted December 3, 2004 I took it as the W telling the OW that he already has a woman to back off! I could be wrong though?
Author Soon2bsngl Posted December 3, 2004 Author Posted December 3, 2004 I take it as being from the W also.
LucreziaBorgia Posted December 3, 2004 Posted December 3, 2004 Mean to say, but if its aimed at the OW - it seems to me like she would get a laugh out of it.
blind_otter Posted December 3, 2004 Posted December 3, 2004 Well, it's hard to sound serious in rhyme. I thought it was written by the W to the OW
Naive Posted December 3, 2004 Posted December 3, 2004 Originally posted by blind_otter I thought it was written by the W to the OW That's what I thought, but then I read this: He tells me everything, nothing gets past...He even told me about your silly a**. and it made me think twice. Why would a W say that like it's something to be proud of?
StillHurtin Posted December 4, 2004 Posted December 4, 2004 It is the W to the OW. Why would the OW say: "He comes home every night and he's never late. I keep it hot and heavy, whatever I need to do to keep him away from women like you. No I didn't get fat, and I still get dressed up Cause I know you're just waiting for me to mess up. No he wouldn't like to check out your cd collection nor is he interested in your communicable infections" As for "your silly a$$" I don't know why the author would put "silly" as her adjective for her a$$. B4 dh's A he would tell me what the OW said or did at work. I guess maybe that is kind of what the author is talking about when she said "He even told me about your silly a**.
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