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We all have one, or one that we thought scored us epic brownie points whether impressing, dating or to our SO. So what is yours?

 

Mine, though I'm not sure if it was smooth or not, got my girl beaming from ear to ear and more.

 

We were talking about her getting caught in the rain:

Me: You are difficult (teasingly)

She: [giggles]

Me: Sigh, so that means I'm going to have to grab my umbrella and when we're standing under it, you know what happens...

She: What?

Me: Well, we'll find out when it happens [wink smile and a walk a little closer together]

She: Beams a smile from ear to ear and just stares into my eyes.

 

Just leave the endings unwritten and let her put the pieces together. How about you guys?

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Are those melons in your shirt or are you just happy to see me?

 

Do good lines really exist?

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'I might not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.'

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Hey, would you be interested in chatting? :)

 

(Never had to use a smooth line.)

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I just read this from the link..

You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche

 

hahaha, yeah.. cold and black...:laugh:

 

 

I have never used lines... a few setups sure and some humor but never a line....I always found the quick wit and humor was more effective in turning a girls head..

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The smoothest line I can come up with right now is:

 

"My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump."

 

Man, I love that flick...

 

Forrest:

 

"...And her momma before her momma cooked shrimp. And her momma before her momma cooked shrimp too."

 

"Bubba's family knew everything they was to know 'bout the shrimpin' business."

 

Bubba:

 

"...I know everything they is to know 'bout the shrimpin' business."

 

LOL, one of my favorite scenes.

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Hello, I'm Brad.

 

Works well enough for me. ;)

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