Gala242 Posted November 20, 2004 Posted November 20, 2004 penis: Hey G can i ask u question? gala: sure buddy what's up. penis: how come u never use me, i feel like I'm being neglected. gala: I'm sory u feel that way, it's not my fault. penis: but u must realise if you don't initiate with a girl then i can't fufil my purpose gala: beleive me buddy i've tried but it seems that girls aren't attracted to me penis: well u have to do something, it's not like i can do it for you, penis: I just feel so neglected, I was made for a purpose and i feel like that i will never fufill my purpose. penis: u have to do something!! gala: any suggestions? penis: how about prostitutes, u don't have to use em all the time just here and there. gala: NO! i won't do that, that's disgusting and totally against my beleifs and upbrining. penis: Then what about forcing a girl to be with you gala: what do you mean by that? penis: if no girl wants to be with u then take what u want from them, rape them, i don't care once i get to fufil my purpose. gala: Never! I would never even think about that. I would rather die than resort to that. gala: You are truly evil, I'm a nice guy if no girl wants to be with me then I'll just have to be alone for the rest of my life. penis: so what about me? I'm dying of boredom here all of my friends have fufilled their purpose numerous times penis: I'm the only one who hasn't done it yet, its starting to piss me off gala: well u just have to deal with it. penis: u know what my friends are right, your pathetic, a f*cking pussy, u can't even get ONE girl to like you. penis: of all the persons i could have ended up with i end up with a loser. this is friggin worse than prostate caner! gala: yeah ur right I am a loser, you deserve much better than this. I have a solution penis: and what's that? gala:How about we masturbate together, hence you can finally fufill ur purpose penis: Hell no u must be friggin crazy, I want soft warm p*ssy not no cold rough hand plus thats gay and I don't go that way. penis: its either p*ssy or bust! (umm.. no pun intented) gala: well my friend it looks like ur going to die a lonely penis, Hey can anybody help me...........How can i get a girl to like me? I really want to make my buddy happy i don't want him to suffer just because of my failures and shortcomings. Any advice would be much appreciated....thanx
SavesTheDay Posted November 20, 2004 Posted November 20, 2004 You should shut your penis up with your left hand.
Merin Posted November 20, 2004 Posted November 20, 2004 I just wanted to know what this conversation was about! Remember.. it's okay to "talk to yourself" It's just a lot more fun to have a deeper more meaningful conversation with someone else involved
moimeme Posted November 20, 2004 Posted November 20, 2004 Tell your penis that no girl will be interested in a guy who does what his penis tells him to do. Then go about becoming the sort of man that women will want to be with. Be considerate. Be loyal and truthful and kind. Work on being such a pleasant companion that women will be glad to have you around.
Scarlett_girl Posted November 20, 2004 Posted November 20, 2004 no offense dude..but no one wants to know that you talk to your penis!!! well..anyways.if you want a girl..i woudnt tell her about your convos with your uh member..some people think that's weird!
Author Gala242 Posted November 20, 2004 Author Posted November 20, 2004 Originally posted by moimeme Tell your penis that no girl will be interested in a guy who does what his penis tells him to do. Then go about becoming the sort of man that women will want to be with. Be considerate. Be loyal and truthful and kind. Work on being such a pleasant companion that women will be glad to have you around. Sorry but I've already tried that, doesn't work........I've come to beleive that women want a man that's inconsiderate, selfish, and unfaithful something that I'm not. As for my penis, don't worry if I did whatever he tells me to do, I'd be in jail by now
Author Gala242 Posted November 20, 2004 Author Posted November 20, 2004 Originally posted by Scarlett_girl no offense dude..but no one wants to know that you talk to your penis!!! well..anyways.if you want a girl..i woudnt tell her about your convos with your uh member..some people think that's weird! That's not weird, its the same thing as when people talk to themselves, their pets, their alter egos...etc. I'm not ashamed that i talk to my penis, and any girl who wants to be with me will have to accept it, actually I'm more ashamed of the fact that I'm 24 and still haven't been in a relationship.
whichwayisup Posted November 20, 2004 Posted November 20, 2004 Well...LOL...Interesting post. Reminds me of that song, "dear penis..." Hehehe... If you want a girlfriend...SLOW IT DOWN...Stop thinking with your penis. We sense that and will RUN for the hills! If all it is you're after is just a good f*ck, well, go and find someone who will be just that! Or take a Cantaloupe, make a big hole in it...Pop it in the microwave for abit, warm it up..Then go and have some fun! Sounds to me you're more scared and insecure than anything else. This has nothing to do with sex. Do you want a friend, someone to talk to, hold you and just have fun with, someone to see a movie with, share and be intimate? You need to just stop with the sex stuff, again...If girls just see you coming on to them as sex objects they will not go for that...Some may, yes..But you want more don't you? Write out all your good qualities. Your features, kindness, are you giving and open minded? Concentrate on the good things in your life, what makes YOU unique and then in time, someone will be around the corner waiting for you! Good luck! When it doubt, you get the urge, JUST masterbate! There's nothing wrong with that.
DayumQuitPlayin Posted November 21, 2004 Posted November 21, 2004 Just incase you do end up in Jail from listenin to him. You can make a Fee-Fee. Get a toilet paper roll. Take out the cardboard middle part.. so that it will just be paper roll. Get some rubber gloves..and sticc it inside the hole.. but wrap the 'band' around the outer side of the paper roll. Then if you take a shower... take some of your body wash..and squeeze it inside. If your penis starts talkn to u again.. and start havin gay tendacies.. quiccly pull out tha Fee-Fee ..and push him inside of it.. it'll shut him up.. ..just remember.. if he like it tight... apply pressure to the sides Fee-Fee © 2001-2003 Cumberland County Jail All Rights Reserved.
moimeme Posted November 21, 2004 Posted November 21, 2004 Sorry but I've already tried that, doesn't work........I've come to beleive that women want a man that's inconsiderate, selfish, and unfaithful something that I'm not. That's bull. It's the story men tell themselves to cover up whatever flaws they may have that are preventing them from attracting people.
Soul Doubt Posted November 22, 2004 Posted November 22, 2004 Sounds Like a Cry for sympathy For me...I bet you've said the same thi8ng since H.S too. "Girls don't want the Nice guy, they want someone who is selfish, inconsiderate..." **** that! if that's what you are running into in this dating world, then you are doing 1 of 2 things wrong. 1. Looking for the wrong girl. To me it sounds like you want to be almost the Knight in Shinning Armor, go and find a girl who needs "rescuing" from her ****ty Relationship, or what have you, and you swoop in with your heart on your sleave and you Nice guy Armor on, and then Complain when she doesn't respond. or 2. It's like some other women have said on these posts, they Know. If you come at them with this attitude, you are going to be posting on this page saying the same things for a long Long time. I just think you have a very juinor high way at looking at things. You can think all you want about what women want, but believe me, they Know that you are thinking that(don't ask me how) but they know, and as long as you keep this negative attitude towards woemn your gonna get burnt all the time.
HokeyReligions Posted November 22, 2004 Posted November 22, 2004 Conversations with body parts seem a bit odd! Are you looking for a relationship or just sex? If you are that horny its going to show (in more ways than one) and girls who might be interested in a relationship will be turned off. Do something to lower your Testosterone (i.e.: masturbate) BEFORE you go out looking for love! Develop friendships that may grow into something else. Don't be afraid to ask a girl out and be a gentlemen for a few months, don't pout if your pass is rejected sometimes. Girls like to be pursued -- but not when all the guy wants is sex! Get some experience dating and learning about yourself and what you want in a relationship--what are your priorities. Then think about serious relationships.
EC Posted November 22, 2004 Posted November 22, 2004 So your penis talks to you? lol and you answer back? Maybe thats why your not getting pu$$y?
Merin Posted November 22, 2004 Posted November 22, 2004 Originally posted by EtErNaLlYCoNfUsEd So your penis talks to you? lol and you answer back? Maybe thats why your not getting pu$$y? Hmmm... could be?
savethedrama4allama Posted November 22, 2004 Posted November 22, 2004 Originally posted by DayumQuitPlayin Just incase you do end up in Jail from listenin to him. You can make a Fee-Fee. Get a toilet paper roll. Take out the cardboard middle part.. so that it will just be paper roll. Get some rubber gloves..and sticc it inside the hole.. but wrap the 'band' around the outer side of the paper roll. Then if you take a shower... take some of your body wash..and squeeze it inside. If your penis starts talkn to u again.. and start havin gay tendacies.. quiccly pull out tha Fee-Fee ..and push him inside of it.. it'll shut him up.. ..just remember.. if he like it tight... apply pressure to the sides Fee-Fee © 2001-2003 Cumberland County Jail All Rights Reserved. LAUGHING MY ARSE OFF
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