petall Posted September 12, 2013 Posted September 12, 2013 Maybe she's not the one being paid but the PAYING type. After all, you say she is wealthy and pretty much a dynamic woman. Lady has needs, likes sex, she pays.
HokeyReligions Posted September 12, 2013 Posted September 12, 2013 Any eggs in the drawer? A young couple marries. Their first night the wife puts a shoe box under the bed. "What's in the box" said with a smile. "Something just for me. It hasn't anything to do with 'us' I just want this for my very own. If you love and trust me you will not ask or look" Many years go by. They raise a family and move several times. The shoe box goes under every bed. They ard happy and content. The box is getting old and worn like the couple. A rubberband is around the box now to keep it together. After 60 years together, 4 children, 10 grand children the husband asks "we've been together most our lives and I've never mentioned the shoe box or looked inside. Wont you trust me now?" The wife smiles and hands him the box. He opens it and finds a large amount of cash -nearly two hundred thousand dollars and two eggs "What are the eggs for?" He asks, figuring she saved her pennies over the years. "I guess I can tell you now. Our love is deep and lasting and I think you can know. I placed the egg in the box whenever I cheated on you ." The husband was shocked then thought about all they had been thru over the years and decided two indiscretions he could live with. "What about the money? You saved a lot." "Well" she said sweetly "that's my egg money. Every time I accumulated a dozen aggs I sold them"
nescafe1982 Posted September 12, 2013 Posted September 12, 2013 Ha! I have several dozen condoms in my drawer... every time I get a pap smear they give me oodles of them and I don't use them, so into the drawer they go! Don't read into this. Also in my drawer: clean underwear, two vibrators (and yes, one is broken), several used up batteries (lol), lube, and ben-wa balls. Also, a photo of my BF and a few random coins/bills. Um, I don't know what that would make people think of my sex life.... but they might actually draw the conclusion that it's very, very boring. 1
SincereOnlineGuy Posted September 12, 2013 Posted September 12, 2013 In all seriousness, the reason I am seeking advice elsewhere, is because I am not sure how to have that conversation and not get slapped, or more realistically dumped. I don't really want to ask my close friends or family and give them a bad impression of her. Would any women on this forum care to weigh in on how they would feel if their significant other asked, maybe in a joking way like the one suggested by pteromom above, why you have cash and condoms in the drawer together? Would you be offended, embarrassed, angry? Would you laugh and just answer? Dude, you're not thinking this through logically: The last person who would have cash just seemingly floating about in a bedside drawer would be somebody who is paid for sex and who hosts strange men, some of whom would sooner rob them than f*ck them. Don't even bother to ask. And definitely don't judge her for merely possessing condoms in this day and age. 1
SincereOnlineGuy Posted September 12, 2013 Posted September 12, 2013 Ha! I have several dozen condoms in my drawer... every time I get a pap smear they give me oodles of them and I don't use them, so into the drawer they go! Don't read into this. Also in my drawer: clean underwear, two vibrators (and yes, one is broken), several used up batteries (lol), lube, and ben-wa balls. Also, a photo of my BF and a few random coins/bills. Um, I don't know what that would make people think of my sex life.... but they might actually draw the conclusion that it's very, very boring. Throw the used-up batteries away already!!!
nescafe1982 Posted September 12, 2013 Posted September 12, 2013 Throw the used-up batteries away already!!! 1) You can't! They can't go to the landfill or they'll leach into the groundsoil. 2) Sometimes you can get a short-lived "second charge" out of them after they rest in the drawer for a while. I'm shaking my head for the fact that I know this. Is it clear to you all that I'm in an LDR?
scorpiogirl Posted September 12, 2013 Posted September 12, 2013 Why do you need to have any kind of conversation, kidding or not? I have condoms in my drawer, a nail clipper, tweezers and sometimes money. She has a lot of condoms. So what? 1
aussietigerwolf Posted September 12, 2013 Posted September 12, 2013 lol ask her what her hourly rate is
Shepp Posted September 12, 2013 Posted September 12, 2013 I agree with people saying there'd of just made a joke, but id of probably made just to be funny cause im pretty sure if you looked in my bedside draw there'd be condoms and cash. I use that draw as my stuff-i-need-easy-access-to-but-don't-want-to-keep-on-the-top-of-the-draws-cause-it-could-blow-or-roll-off-and-id-lose-it-or-it-would-just-pile-up-and-look-messy-draw. I keep my loose cash in there, condoms, phone, phone charger, any jewellery - stuff like that. Maybe she does too!
mammasita Posted September 12, 2013 Posted September 12, 2013 I Have random **** in my bedside drawer. Vibrator, condoms, gum, nail polish, change, TV remote, MP3 player, kama sutra book, chocolate (from like 3 years ago - yuck I need to throw that out, thanks for the reminder LOL), lingerie, notebook, writing utensils, bible.....(bible and a vibrator HA) Point being - don't read into it.
darkmoon Posted September 12, 2013 Posted September 12, 2013 I put cash in odd places, I even forget quite where I put it perhaps discussing prostitution in general might yield a reaction
Dude420 Posted September 12, 2013 Posted September 12, 2013 There can be plenty of reasons why she stashes her cash there. I live with a relative who has her own cash stash in one of her clothing drawers. She only keeps some cash there in case she needs to go somewhere that isn't paid with a card or doesn't feel like paying with a card.
SoleMate Posted September 12, 2013 Posted September 12, 2013 How much cash? All big bills and folded together like they came together...or small bills, rumpled up like they cam separately? I could see having a discussion about "weird stuff that ends up in bedside drawers", just like we're doing on Loveshack. But if you're sure she has legitimate, high-paying employment, and there are no other red flags, then no, it is almost certain that the cash is not from prostitution. There's no real way to ask a non-prostitute if she sells sex without risking offense. I don't personally typically have any bills anywhere but my purse, as there is no point - for ME. However, as we've seen, everyone is different on this. There are plausible, innocent explanations for the cash. 1
SincereOnlineGuy Posted September 12, 2013 Posted September 12, 2013 1) You can't! They can't go to the landfill or they'll leach into the groundsoil. 2) Sometimes you can get a short-lived "second charge" out of them after they rest in the drawer for a while. I'm shaking my head for the fact that I know this. Is it clear to you all that I'm in an LDR? Here's what I do... I have a plastic bucket from an ice cream shoppe, and I put all old batteries in the bucket, to be given to someone who can take them to their proper disposal place. I don't care if you put them in your basement, or in a small can under the sink... I just meant, that while cash, condoms and sex toys are suitable for a bedside drawer, old batteries seems a little far out there. (factor-out anything sexual, and certainly factor-out the sex toys, and then consider (what others might think of) old batteries just laying around the house. ) PS - and no, this is not important!
TheGuard13 Posted September 12, 2013 Posted September 12, 2013 Used batteries make great miniature dildos. 1
IfWishesWereHorses Posted September 12, 2013 Posted September 12, 2013 So, OP, where do you keep your stash of cash? We keep emergency cash in a safe, I keep cash for incedentals and to hand out to kids and H in the top drawer of my vanity with toothpaste, deodorant ect.... There are a million other places it could go. For me, it's there because only close family go in my bathroom, and the kids know where the stash is for their own emergencies. So maybe it's there because it's a private place?
mtber75 Posted September 12, 2013 Posted September 12, 2013 You have the right to raise a red flag in your head I would too. I would bring it up casually like why so many condoms and cash jokingly! If she get mad or defective than she might be hiding the fact that she regularly sleeps with a lot of dudes and/or is a high class escort...Those chicks make a lot of money!
IfWishesWereHorses Posted September 12, 2013 Posted September 12, 2013 Soooo, she's a high priced executive with a great salary who moonlights as a high priced escort but not only sleeps with OP but also uses her debit card to pay his way? Why would a high priced escort even date a guy who couldn't pay her way, much less offer him free sex AND provide the condoms? Doesn't add up. 3
mtber75 Posted September 12, 2013 Posted September 12, 2013 Soooo, she's a high priced executive with a great salary who moonlights as a high priced escort but not only sleeps with OP but also uses her debit card to pay his way? Why would a high priced escort even date a guy who couldn't pay her way, much less offer him free sex AND provide the condoms? Doesn't add up. I did mention the other option... She could very well be an high power executive who just uses men for sex and the OP is one of her current sex toys:D
scorpiogirl Posted September 12, 2013 Posted September 12, 2013 Someone with common decency. A woman with the penis size variety pack right in her drawer doesn't have any. You are aware that condoms degrade over time, right? I am well aware of that fact. I have condoms in my drawer and replace them if I've had them for a while. And yes I do have more than one size in my drawer. I bought them a year ago and they will be tossed in a bit. I must be a slut and/ or whore. ( for the record, I'm 35 and have had FIVE sexual partners in my entire life) Well Mr Common Decency, you should save yourself the indecent trouble of sleeping with her. No need to ask her to confirm what you already know. Now please excuse me. My next customer is at the door. Take a condom out, stuff some cash in ... 1
Dallers Posted September 12, 2013 Posted September 12, 2013 This forum is great. A pack of johnny's and some cold hard cash can run for over 4 pages get 40 likes and nearly a 1000 views. We either have too much time on ours hands or we have our priorities wrong.... 2
spiderowl Posted September 12, 2013 Posted September 12, 2013 If her house has an upstairs, the she could keep her cash in a drawer up there so it is close to her and unavailable to a burglar who stays downstairs. It's not something I would think of doing though. I'd rather the burglar took the money and run, not come upstairs looking for it! You could just ask her why she keeps her cash upstairs? Be all innocent and say you'd never have thought of keeping it upstairs as you keep it handy downstairs in case you need it. See what she says. I would avoid any association with the condoms if you want an answer to this question.
Sanman Posted September 12, 2013 Posted September 12, 2013 I'm a guy, but I keep both cash and condoms in the same bedside drawer. Does that make me a pro?!? Sweet! I'm letting th gf know she owes me a ton of back pay! 1
Lokie Posted September 12, 2013 Posted September 12, 2013 At 51, I would be downright FLATTERED if my lover thought I was getting paid to play! When I end up with a bunch of singles in my wallet, I tell my friends that the stripper gig is really paying off. It's funny. I may just start a thread asking everyone to describe the contents of their nightstand. Mine's actually quite embarrassing! 1
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