Seeing "Juicy" and breaking the ice

[irc333]

Okay now....I brought up the "Whale Tail" thread, now the "Juicy" thread.

 

I recall a further time back, where I didn't say much to women, even though it could've been a warranted opportunity to break the ice.

 

I recall a woman in front of me at the grocery line that was wearing "Juicy" sweatpants.

 

YOu know, the pants that say, "Juicy" on their rear end, back then I didn't say anything, but the next time I see something like that....I figured I'd point at it, and say, "I take it your lick your "juice" freshly squeezed?"

 

Good, yes...no?

 

At least it's a pair of sweatpants and not panties. lol

[irc333]

Sure, fine go right ahead. Just know that none of us here will be able to bail you out from lock up once you've been arrested for sexual misconduct or worse, pay your hospital bills from that massive a*skicking that will surely ensue.

 

Let me stop replying to these threads before I get infracted again.

 

What? I'm not touching her or anything, just an attempt at flirting. You cannot go to jail for making comments.

[KungFuJoe]

You sir, are a pioneer and a genius.

 

Try it and report back the results. The rest of us mere mortals await your reply.

[ThaWholigan]

It's good to see you're trying something different - I don't necessarily think that commenting on her physically straight away is always a good idea personally, but I'm of the belief that sometimes you should be bold. In this particular case, a comment like that is unlikely to get much love - but as I said, you're making the effort and I think that more guys should try to come out of themselves a little more.

[irc333]

It's good to see you're trying something different - I don't necessarily think that commenting on her physically straight away is always a good idea personally, but I'm of the belief that sometimes you should be bold. In this particular case, a comment like that is unlikely to get much love - but as I said, you're making the effort and I think that more guys should try to come out of themselves a little more.

 

Actually I am trying something different, even if it means going out of my comfort zone to do so. But I would like to word things in a way that would seme a bit more "implied" than straight up, "Woo hoo, look at that thong, mind if I floss?"

 

LOL

 

There's something about perfecting the art of inneundo to give a shock value to a woman without having to completely offend.

 

I have a good friend of mine, he's part of a Meetup group where he's got a close social network of friends....some of them are single women, and they know him pretty well...and vice versa.

 

You know how you kind of "nudge" guy friends when you're kiddin' around with them. Well, he sometimes gives a slap on the backside when he's "ribbin'" them or cuttin' up. Sometimes they do it back, and it's all in good fun.

 

I saw him do it with one woman (first time I saw him do it). It was the four of us at an arts and craft show in downtown area. He invited me and she invited her friends "the couple" along with her.

 

So it was 2 single guys, 1 single girl and a couple.

 

He made some sort of joke, and slapped her on the arse as a result....she didn't react though and looked straight ahead. I was thinkin, "Hm, good thing she knows him well."

 

But apparently some women do react to it, in a giggly manner, while others don't react as I saw there.

 

I'm not entirely comfortable with slapping a woman on the arse even if I do know them well.

[irc333]

and I think that more guys should try to come out of themselves a little more

 

I think you're right, too...regardless of what women say in these threads, when put into action in such a spontaneous fashion....they may go for it.

 

I recall one time I was at a Walgreens, it must've been 9 am on a Sunday, I saw this absolutely STUNNING woman looking at the make-up aisle.

 

She had the tightest pair of jeans on, tight pink shirt and wearing heels, and she had a bubble butt to die for. I couldn't help but make more than one "pass" at the aisle she was in, but I timed my walk enough to wind up in line behind her.

 

She bought some make-up and she said to the clerk, "I couldn't find exactly what I was looking for but, this will do."

 

Then, I said to her, "A woman like yourself is a natural beauty, so I take it you probably wouldn't need much to accomplish what you need"

 

She looked at me and smiled, but that's about it , so I continued to chat her up until we were at the door, outside.

 

She had a necklace with her name on it, let's call her Heather.

 

And introduce myself, and say, "I'm IRC, and I take it you're Heather?"

 

And she goes, "How did you know my name??" and I said, "It says so on the necklace"

 

She did shake my hand, but she was headed off in another direction of the parking lot...not sure she was creeped out or not, but couldn't figure ou thow to "seal the deal" there.

 

So that's that on that one.

[sweetjasmine]

There's something about perfecting the art of inneundo

 

Um, your line isn't innuendo, nor is it flirting. You might as well say "hey, baby, nice tits, can I stick my face in them?" or something along those lines. I'm sure that's exactly what a complete stranger wants to hear in the checkout line at the grocery store.

[KungFuJoe]

Op's scenarios are probably the most cringe worthy I've read on LS...and that's saying a lot.

[ThaWholigan]

Op's scenarios are probably the most cringe worthy I've read on LS...and that's saying a lot.

He's trying though, at the very least. He's not stubbornly clinging to an ideal here.

[tbf]

say, "I take it your lick your "juice" freshly squeezed?"

Where her response would be "Is English not your first language?".

[xxoo]

OP, are you open to suggestions for better ice breakers?

[KungFuJoe]

He's trying though, at the very least. He's not stubbornly clinging to an ideal here.

 

Honestly, I think he's not trying...he's trolling.

[xxoo]

Honestly, I think he's not trying...he's trolling.

 

I hope so!

[irc333]

Um, your line isn't innuendo, nor is it flirting. You might as well say "hey, baby, nice tits, can I stick my face in them?" or something along those lines. I'm sure that's exactly what a complete stranger wants to hear in the checkout line at the grocery store.

 

Well, by wearing something where she's delibaretly drawing attention to herself with the word's "Juicy" written across her ass, well, she would probably thinking along the lines, "Oh right, I'm wearing a pair of sweat pants that say 'juicy' on them, I guess I had that comin''"

 

If she finds that somehow grotesquely offensive that a guy make's a comment about her "juicy" pants, the issue is really with her for wearing that in public, right?

 

Just saying, you say, "You might as well be saying 'Nice ta-ta's, I'd be willing to motorboat 'em'". But to say it in a more implied fashion that gives me an edge.

 

There are talks about "creating attraction" between a man in a woman, and I think I might go outside my comfort zone, even if there is a risk.

 

Also, back-handed compliments tends to create an edge to, if I can word them correctly.

[Betterthanthis13]

I think you're right, too...regardless of what women say in these threads, when put into action in such a spontaneous fashion....they may go for it.

 

I recall one time I was at a Walgreens, it must've been 9 am on a Sunday, I saw this absolutely STUNNING woman looking at the make-up aisle.

 

She had the tightest pair of jeans on, tight pink shirt and wearing heels, and she had a bubble butt to die for. I couldn't help but make more than one "pass" at the aisle she was in, but I timed my walk enough to wind up in line behind her.

 

She bought some make-up and she said to the clerk, "I couldn't find exactly what I was looking for but, this will do."

 

Then, I said to her, "A woman like yourself is a natural beauty, so I take it you probably wouldn't need much to accomplish what you need"

 

She looked at me and smiled, but that's about it , so I continued to chat her up until we were at the door, outside.

 

She had a necklace with her name on it, let's call her Heather.

 

And introduce myself, and say, "I'm IRC, and I take it you're Heather?"

 

And she goes, "How did you know my name??" and I said, "It says so on the necklace"

 

She did shake my hand, but she was headed off in another direction of the parking lot...not sure she was creeped out or not, but couldn't figure ou thow to "seal the deal" there.

 

So that's that on that one.

 

Another drugstore girl?!?! Hahahahaha I just posted on your other drugstore pickup thread with the thong. What's up with the drugstore pick ups?

[tbf]

irc, this honestly isn't intended as an insult but are you an autty/aspie? If so, it would go a long way to explaining why the difficulty of understanding distinctions in social situations.

[sweetjasmine]

Well, by wearing something where she's delibaretly drawing attention to herself with the word's "Juicy" written across her ass, well, she would probably thinking along the lines, "Oh right, I'm wearing a pair of sweat pants that say 'juicy' on them, I guess I had that comin''"

 

 

Just because someone is wearing pants with a stupid word on the arse doesn't mean it's suddenly appropriate and cute and charming for a stranger to throw out an awkward sexual line at the checkout in a grocery store.

 

Just because a woman is wearing a thong that's peeking out of the top of her pants doesn't mean she's inviting the entire world to discuss her underwear while she's just trying to buy some freaking deodorant.

 

Boundaries. Social tact. Please learn them. It will help you.

 

Also, back-handed compliments tends to create an edge to, if I can word them correctly.

 

Back-handed compliments directed at a stranger who's in the middle of running an errand tend to come off as rude and inappropriate. Speaking just for myself, my reaction would be, "Sorry, who the f- are you?", and honestly, I'd probably give you an odd look and figure out how to leave the store as quickly as possible while getting my errand done.

 

Stop comparing the above to two people ribbing on each other after they've already taken time to interact. They're totally not the same.

[Betterthanthis13]

Also, any time a guy starts randomly talking to me I already know what he's trying to do. There is no mystery. There is no way he can "trick" me into liking him with a silly joke or comment- maybe I will think his silly joke or comment is amusing- maybe not. But it will have zero impact on my interest level if I'm not interested to begin with. Zero impact. There is no magic formula of words that can make a woman instantly interested if she isn't already attracted to you. She either is or she isn't- and 99 times out of a hundred there is just no attraction- so be polite and keep asking---until you locate one who is interested.

 

No juicy butt or thong talk before you at least know her name. I'm going ahead and making that rule for you. Lol

[Star Gazer]

You do realize that Juicy is the brand, right? As in Juicy Couture?

[tbf]

You do realize that Juicy is the brand, right? As in Juicy Couture?

It never occurred to me that he wouldn't know. This is a possibility that he doesn't realize that it's a trendy brand.

[Star Gazer]

It never occurred to me that he wouldn't know. This is a possibility that he doesn't realize that it's a trendy brand.

 

I'm thinking about how appropriate it would be for a woman to comment on the word "Banana" on the front of a man's outfit...

 

"I like to swallow my bananas whole."

 

"How do you like your banana peeled?"

[Betterthanthis13]

I'm thinking about how appropriate it would be for a woman to comment on the word "Banana" on the front of a man's outfit...

 

"I like to swallow my bananas whole."

 

"How do you like your banana peeled?"

 

HAHAHA

 

Oh please they would probably love it...

 

I really hope banana pants don't become a trend. Please no please no

[Content]

Sweet baby Jesus

[PJKino]

Also, any time a guy starts randomly talking to me I already know what he's trying to do. There is no mystery. There is no way he can "trick" me into liking him with a silly joke or comment- maybe I will think his silly joke or comment is amusing- maybe not. But it will have zero impact on my interest level if I'm not interested to begin with. Zero impact. There is no magic formula of words that can make a woman instantly interested if she isn't already attracted to you. She either is or she isn't- and 99 times out of a hundred there is just no attraction- so be polite and keep asking---until you locate one who is interested.

 

No juicy butt or thong talk before you at least know her name. I'm going ahead and making that rule for you. Lol

 

I agree it come down to how good looking he is,if the womens not physically atttracted to you no magic words can make her attracted..

[Betterthanthis13]

I agree it come down to how good looking he is,if the womens not physically atttracted to you no magic words can make her attracted..

 

It's not ALL looks. A big part of physical attraction is not based on how you look. It's how you carry yourself, what you are projecting about yourself, etc...

 

I don't date guys based solely on their looks. I don't drool over men just because they are tall and handsome. There has to be a brain and a heart I like too. I've dated a few guys who my friends thought were objectively unattractive, but I liked them. I guess I think about compatibility more than anything else.

 

I will say though that looks ARE *somewhat* important. I stay in good shape, work out and take good care of myself as far as physical hygiene and appearance- I wouldn't want to date a guy who didn't also do those things. But a perfect face or perfect body? Or height? Not important to me... I'm actually sort of turned OFF by those guys, because they often come across as egotistical jerks. Yuck