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Shooting at me after she found out I was engaged to my wife. I think that takes the cake. We were relaxing in our house and next thing you know are flying the window.

 

wait…what?

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Gosh, you guys are hilarious! :laugh:

 

Mine wasn't so funny, but it was... amusing, to say the least. This was an ex of mine, whom I'd been with for about a year before he left to further his studies in another country. We'd been having problems with his lack of interest in sex before he left, among other things.

 

We toughed it out for a few months before he came back to visit me. And here's the mind-boggling part - during his visit, he wanted to take me out for expensive dinners every night (that he paid for), but was completely uninterested in any of my attempts to have sex with him! :laugh:

 

It's like a reverse caricature of the 'who pays?' threads on LS... :laugh: I broke up with him shortly after that, thank goodness.

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Asked me to have a threesome with him and his ex-wife for his birthday, a few weeks AFTER we had broken up. I told him to eff off and he then started moaning about how he never gets what he wants...wtf??? You broke it off with me saying you needed a break (3 days before my birthday btw), yet want to ask me for a 3some with your ex-wife, as a gift to you..and are sad I won't oblige and are indignant that you never get what you want. Ohh the injustice! :confused::rolleyes:

 

Now it's freaking hilarious, at the time it wasn't though :laugh:

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My ex was a total d*ck and super obnoxious.

 

He used to tell me that I was lucky I was pretty because I had no personality.

 

He also argued with me one time about the fact that peanut butter was indeed made from peanuts and butter. :confused: He seriously believed it was.

 

:lmao: wow...

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asking if I still wanted to buy his furniture a day after he dumped me while my mom was in the hospital. what a winner, that guy was.

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Try to dutch oven me. :sick::rolleyes:

 

 

Effin bitch did that to me once...:laugh:..Actually we both laughed about it, but damn, evil odor from that one...

 

TFY

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Another from the dude who liked to pee on my car:

 

He had his mother go out and buy Valentines gifts for me. It was clear to me that when I opened them he had no clue as to what they were. Wtf. I put two and two together.

 

Also, he loved passing gas. Loved it. The more putrid it was, the more he enjoyed it. I hated riding in his car because it stunk. And he never cleaned it.

 

It was the infidelity that made me leave (a few cases of it), but omg, what was I thinking?!! :sick:

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You guys have awesome stories!! The shooting and infidelity ones...not so much. :eek:

 

It's fun to be able to look back and laugh.

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Asked me to dance like a monkey to entertain her friends on the day i went looking for engagement rings.

I had one in my pocket, a cheap 'practice' ring that i wanted to show her, just to check if she liked the general design.

 

That was the most obnoxious thing, but there were others.

I remember visiting this one girl [before the one above] at her parent's place, and her parents started making cracks about my weight, about how there won't be enough food with me at the table [should have seen the writing on the wall right there, good thing it ended quickly anyway].

Oh, the 'monkey girl' had a male cat, who was very territorial. I always left with cuts and a few times the damn cat even managed to take a dump in my shoes ... she thought it was cute.

She criticized my unclean room but she had worn clothes thrown under the bed and hidden from sight.

I could never cook right for her, but she would be a wonderfull cook ... such a great cook that there was a layer of oil on top of her finished food about half an inch in thickness. And she wondered why her family avoided her cooking.

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Bashing my head in the bedroom wall. It didn't hurt as much as I thought it would :confused:

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Oh boyyy...

 

Years ago, when my ex and I were 18, my dad bought me a car for school (he made payments on it). He was nice enough to put the insurance under both our names so we could drive it together to and from school as long as we paid for any damages/repairs necessary on the car (we signed a contract).

 

Well, one time she was driving it up to our cottage with me in the passenger seat. On the way there she got into a pretty serious accident and the car had to be towed (totally ruined our vacation as well). The damage was in the thousands.

 

That's ok, i thought we could put it on a credit card and pay it off slowly or take out a loan or something. My dad even offered to pay for it as long as we paid him back. But no; that wasn't good enough, she refused to pay for the damage or acknowledge that the accident was her fault (it was). She even had the nerve to yell at my father for being 'mean' about smashing the car :confused: and told me to either side with her and never talk to my family again or our relationship wasn't going to work...

 

So, in the end, I had to pay for the whole cost of the repair, lost my girlfriend, and was put in debt for a couple of years while going through school and working to pay my bills/survive all while she worked and didn't contribute a cent.

 

She was quite the human being, that girl...

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Returned from Afghanistan with PTSD, then came up with an elaborate lie with his BFF wherein they led me to believe he'd instigated a bar brawl and were being chased by the cops, causing me to rush to help them at 2:00 a.m. in the rain... And it was all a joke.

 

Yeah.

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Returned from Afghanistan with PTSD, then came up with an elaborate lie with his BFF wherein they led me to believe he'd instigated a bar brawl and were being chased by the cops, causing me to rush to help them at 2:00 a.m. in the rain... And it was all a joke.

 

Yeah.

:laugh: that's quite funny though

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Returned from Afghanistan with PTSD, then came up with an elaborate lie with his BFF wherein they led me to believe he'd instigated a bar brawl and were being chased by the cops, causing me to rush to help them at 2:00 a.m. in the rain... And it was all a joke.

 

Yeah.

 

I hope you can look back and laugh at that one. :)

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:laugh: that's quite funny though

 

You think so, huh? I certainly didn't. He had full blown PTSD and was suicidal. I was terrified, and driving the streets looking for him, who claimed he was hiding in the bushes while the cops circled.

 

When I found out the truth, he laughed and laughed and laughed.

 

That's the most f*cked up thing you can do to someone you care about and who waited a year for you to come back and who'd help your hand through therapy.

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I hope you can look back and laugh at that one. :)

 

Nope, and I never will. I guess you had to be there.

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You think so, huh? I certainly didn't. He had full blown PTSD and was suicidal. I was terrified, and driving the streets looking for him, who claimed he was hiding in the bushes while the cops circled.

 

When I found out the truth, he laughed and laughed and laughed.

 

That's the most f*cked up thing you can do to someone you care about and who waited a year for you to come back and who'd help your hand through therapy.

Been through it myself in different circumstances. You can either laugh or cry. I choose laugh :)

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You think so, huh? I certainly didn't. He had full blown PTSD and was suicidal. I was terrified, and driving the streets looking for him, who claimed he was hiding in the bushes while the cops circled.

 

When I found out the truth, he laughed and laughed and laughed.

 

That's the most f*cked up thing you can do to someone you care about and who waited a year for you to come back and who'd help your hand through therapy.

 

Well, it seemed he was making pretty good progress don't ya think ;)

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Well, it seemed he was making pretty good progress don't ya think ;)

 

Forgive me if I don't find it funny. The end of our relationship was incredibly tumultuous and very painful. I wasted 18 months on him. He was self absorbed and outright cruel in the end, blaming his PTSD. PTSD doesn't cause narcissism or cruelty. I hope I never hear from him again, but every month or so he reaches out and enrages me.

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Forgive me if I don't find it funny. The end of our relationship was incredibly tumultuous and very painful. I wasted 18 months on him. He was self absorbed and outright cruel in the end, blaming his PTSD. PTSD doesn't cause narcissism or cruelty. I hope I never hear from him again, but every month or so he reaches out and enrages me.

How do you mean?

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How do you mean?

 

He contacts me as though we're BFFs and as though nothing he did/said ever happened. I'll ask him to leave me alone, and he'll keep contacting me. He'll tell me what he's up to. I won't respond. If finally pressed, I'll tell him to leave me alone and never contact me again.

 

"Don't you care? Why are you being so mean? Why are you doing this to me?"

 

If you understood what I went through and how he treated me, you'd know why these inquiries are so maddening.

 

He's never apologized for anything he's done beyond saying, "I am sorry you are sad."

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"Don't you care? Why are you being so mean? Why are you doing this to me?"

 

If you understood what I went through and how he treated me, you'd know why these inquiries are so maddening.

 

He's never apologized for anything he's done beyond saying, "I am sorry you are sad."

He might have something else additionally to PTSD, I think blocking him would be the best if it's possible at all.

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2 things on ei s kinda funny one is not.

 

2 months after giving birth to our child he gives me as a birthday present a case of slimfast wrapped in a paper bag.

 

what an a$$

 

later we find out he stole my mom's very expensive and custom made wedding ring and pawned it. She hadn't seen it since I gave birth. Turns out while we were all in the hospital he went to my mom's house and took it.

 

that was the end of that relationship. To this day he blames me for his instability to pay child support because we pressed charges and now he is a felon. so of course that is all my fault.

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He might have something else additionally to PTSD, I think blocking him would be the best if it's possible at all.

 

My therapist and I are convinced he has NPD. He's a textbook case.

 

He stopped going to his therapist because he said the guy was "mean" and he didn't like what he had to say.

 

At the end, I told him his narcissism was off the charts. His response? "Why does everyone say that??!!!"

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My therapist and I are convinced he has NPD. He's a textbook case.

 

He stopped going to his therapist because he said the guy was "mean" and he didn't like what he had to say.

 

At the end, I told him his narcissism was off the charts. His response? "Why does everyone say that??!!!"

 

Narcissists are terrible to get mixed up with but at this point in time for me they're pretty easy to spot. The rub is, they can be incredibly seductive.

 

I knew I was dating one earlier this year when I would be talking about difficulties either me or my loved ones have ever had in life and love and he'd respond with some flippant remark about how people are too sensitive nowadays, or break the sitch down in some scientific way without emotion.

 

Yeah - didn't last long after that.

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