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I have SO MANY STORIES about my ex, but I was just reminded of this one by the PUA thread in the Dating section..

 

Ok, so back in 2004 I started dating a complete idiot. I was working on my last few classes in college, in a really good field, and I was also working for the university.

 

He had a teller job (I am NOT knocking tellers, but he made it out to be so important and hard), lived at home with his mom who did all his cooking and even his freaking laundry, and he had only had three girlfriends before me. He was in his late 20s, and the longest relationship was a couple of months. He had also never left our state or traveled anywhere.

 

Anyway, one day, early on, he gifted me with a cheap purple lightsaber from the children's section at Target. Now, mind you, I'm a huge Star Wars fan, but this is a toy for a 10-year-old. If I want a lightsaber, I'll buy a Master Replica one.

 

Anyway...that wasn't the shocking part. The shocking part was what he said to me. "I'm giving this to you as a symbol of everything I'm going to teach you about life." (You know, Jedi Master/Padawan)

 

What, how many singles are in a ten dollar bill? :confused:

 

He still lives with his mom, and is still a teller, and he's 34.

 

However, I'm the idiot. I stayed with him for almost six years.

 

That isn't THE most obnoxious, but it's the funniest. What about you?

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Same guy, different time:

 

I went over to his house. His mom had made cheesy breadsticks for the two of them. She asked if I'd like any, and I said sure. My bf got so upset that there might not be enough breadsticks that he STOMPED down into the dark basement and sat cross-legged on the floor, chin on his fists which were resting on his knees.

 

Even his mom, who doted on him, rolled her eyes and said he was being ridiculous. I had to go downstairs and coax him into coming back up.

 

:laugh::lmao:

 

I can't believe I actually put up with that ****. I was a sucker for losers, I guess.

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"What, how many singles are in a 10 dollar bill?" - Hilarious... Sounds like a winner, did you get to play with the lightsaber? Or did he hog it all the time?

 

One of my first "serious" boyfriends dumped me 2 days before my birthday, then a week afterwards started calling me again. I didn't take him back, and he finally admitted that he had no idea what to get me and decided to break up with me instead of worrying about it at all. Think this is my favorite.

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I have SO MANY STORIES about my ex, but I was just reminded of this one by the PUA thread in the Dating section..

 

Ok, so back in 2004 I started dating a complete idiot. I was working on my last few classes in college, in a really good field, and I was also working for the university.

 

He had a teller job (I am NOT knocking tellers, but he made it out to be so important and hard), lived at home with his mom who did all his cooking and even his freaking laundry, and he had only had three girlfriends before me. He was in his late 20s, and the longest relationship was a couple of months. He had also never left our state or traveled anywhere.

 

Anyway, one day, early on, he gifted me with a cheap purple lightsaber from the children's section at Target. Now, mind you, I'm a huge Star Wars fan, but this is a toy for a 10-year-old. If I want a lightsaber, I'll buy a Master Replica one.

 

Anyway...that wasn't the shocking part. The shocking part was what he said to me. "I'm giving this to you as a symbol of everything I'm going to teach you about life." (You know, Jedi Master/Padawan)

 

What, how many singles are in a ten dollar bill? :confused:

 

He still lives with his mom, and is still a teller, and he's 34.

 

However, I'm the idiot. I stayed with him for almost six years.

 

That isn't THE most obnoxious, but it's the funniest. What about you?

 

I had an ex bf pee on me in the shower. And when I realized what he was doing, he began laughing maniacally at my disgust.

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I had an ex bf pee on me in the shower. And when I realized what he was doing, he began laughing maniacally at my disgust.

 

 

I'm sorry, but that's freaking hilarious (when it isn't happening to you). Pretty sure if a guy did that to me, he may wind up needing a catheter, HA !Pee on me now....

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"What, how many singles are in a 10 dollar bill?" - Hilarious... Sounds like a winner, did you get to play with the lightsaber? Or did he hog it all the time?

 

One of my first "serious" boyfriends dumped me 2 days before my birthday, then a week afterwards started calling me again. I didn't take him back, and he finally admitted that he had no idea what to get me and decided to break up with me instead of worrying about it at all. Think this is my favorite.

 

That was the funny part. I bought him awesome Master Replica lightsabers, and those are what he played with.

 

As far as his "lightsaber" went, he would play with it, but couldn't do that in front of me. He had some serious sexual hangups.

 

And WOW, your ex is a douche.

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My ex who I was with for waaaaay too long liked to piss on my car (i.e. if we were outdoors somewhere and he had to relieve himself). This was the second car I'd purchased on my own, and was anything but a piece of junk. He was jealous, I guess, because due to his lack of $, he'd always end up with his family's hand-me-down cars. It was such a sign of disrespect, he never understood why it infuriated me. It was also a sign of how disgusting he really was, inside and out. :o (Shame on me for sticking it out for half a decade!)

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I had an ex bf pee on me in the shower. And when I realized what he was doing, he began laughing maniacally at my disgust.

 

There are no words, but this is the range of emotion I felt while reading this:

 

:confused::eek::mad::sick::mad:

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Letting me deal with the damage her ex inflicted. Either that or gaining a bunch if weight. No hard feelings though.

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My ex who I was with for waaaaay too long liked to piss on my car (i.e. if we were outdoors somewhere and he had to relieve himself). This was the second car I'd purchased on my own, and was anything but a piece of junk. He was jealous, I guess, because due to his lack of $, he'd always end up with his family's hand-me-down cars. It was such a sign of disrespect, he never understood why it infuriated me. It was also a sign of how disgusting he really was, inside and out. :o (Shame on me for sticking it out for half a decade!)

 

Was he "marking" it or something?? :laugh: Sounds like he had little dog problems.

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My ex once told me I was 'inconsiderate' for taking chips from his bowl without asking. He also blamed me for leaving his laundry unfolded therefore, a spider was in his shirt and bit him in the face (which was actually a zit). Finally when I broke up with him, he cleaned up the entire apartment and left all our 'mutual' stuff (pictures, gifts, letters etc) on the kitchen table for me to throw away.

 

When we got back together (stupid I know) he would take a ring he gave me - that I returned when I broke up - he would do a 'my-own-me precioussssss' routine with it, look at me, smile and put it back in his pocket.

 

The same guy (we were together a few years…) once made a 'depression-scene' right before I went out for my birthday and asked me if I wanted him to sleep on the couch so I could use the bedroom with whoever I picked up at the bar.

 

He was 34.

 

Last fall, I dated a guy for a few weeks. When I was back from a trip, one night I was too tired and didn't want to have with him because I was too tired. He gave me the cold shoulder for 24 hours giving me 'the have a ton of things to do and my battery is dead excuse' then broke up because my 'libido was way lower than his and he couldn't have that. It was also my fault because he warned me from the start he had an 'unusually high libido' and was looking for someone who was the same.

 

He was 32.

 

An endless number of 'I'm not ready for a relationship' guys who ended up with a serious girlfriend or engaged within weeks.

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"What, how many singles are in a 10 dollar bill?" - Hilarious... Sounds like a winner, did you get to play with the lightsaber? Or did he hog it all the time?

 

One of my first "serious" boyfriends dumped me 2 days before my birthday, then a week afterwards started calling me again. I didn't take him back, and he finally admitted that he had no idea what to get me and decided to break up with me instead of worrying about it at all. Think this is my favorite.

 

My 2nd boyfriend did that when Valentines Day came around. I was dumb enough to forgive him and take him back -.- he cheated on me with an underage girl 3 months later :sick:

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I had an ex bf pee on me in the shower. And when I realized what he was doing, he began laughing maniacally at my disgust.

 

I got peed on when he was in a drunken stupor one New Years Eve. He puked in my car, I carried him up to his apartment, and tried to get to bed. I was laying in bed and he whipped it out and started peeing. He also peed on his computer.

 

 

He woke up in the morning without the slightest clue he'd done any of it.

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What is it with men and peeing?!

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What is it with men and peeing?!

 

It involves keeping a tight grasp on the penis?

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What is it with men and peeing?!

 

It's how we mark our territory.

 

(not serious)

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My ex once told me I was 'inconsiderate' for taking chips from his bowl without asking. He also blamed me for leaving his laundry unfolded therefore, a spider was in his shirt and bit him in the face (which was actually a zit). Finally when I broke up with him, he cleaned up the entire apartment and left all our 'mutual' stuff (pictures, gifts, letters etc) on the kitchen table for me to throw away.

 

When we got back together (stupid I know) he would take a ring he gave me - that I returned when I broke up - he would do a 'my-own-me precioussssss' routine with it, look at me, smile and put it back in his pocket.

 

The same guy (we were together a few years…) once made a 'depression-scene' right before I went out for my birthday and asked me if I wanted him to sleep on the couch so I could use the bedroom with whoever I picked up at the bar.

 

He was 34.

 

Last fall, I dated a guy for a few weeks. When I was back from a trip, one night I was too tired and didn't want to have with him because I was too tired. He gave me the cold shoulder for 24 hours giving me 'the have a ton of things to do and my battery is dead excuse' then broke up because my 'libido was way lower than his and he couldn't have that. It was also my fault because he warned me from the start he had an 'unusually high libido' and was looking for someone who was the same.

 

He was 32.

 

An endless number of 'I'm not ready for a relationship' guys who ended up with a serious girlfriend or engaged within weeks.

 

I have a friend whose husband says this to her all the time, even in front of me. "Hey - I WARNED you when we got married!" as if that excuses him for being a pest about it when she's been with the baby all day and he wants to bone her at 10pm.

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It involves keeping a tight grasp on the penis?

 

More like another excuse to touch it.

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Infidelity would be #1 on my list. :laugh:

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Keenly Established Member

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Well when my ex made up a story about her getting raped, going into great detail describing it, just so she could mess with my head. Or maybe when she told all of my friends and family and her family that I beat her. (Never happened)

 

 

 

But on a more light hearted note.

 

One exhibited all of these :

 

We were at the mall, eating in the food court. This is a very high end place in a very rich neighborhood, so all the trophy wives and hot girls are everywhere. We were talking about hairstyles for women. She asked me which one my favorite was. I looked around for a minute and found a girl with what I liked. I said " maybe something like that over there." And pointed. She proceeded to pout and storm off.

 

This is the same girl who told me I didn't have to take her to her prom, as we had been dating like three days when it happened. Three years later, every time there was a prom scene or reference in TV, she would get all pouty and mad saying "you didn't even take me to my prom"

 

 

And finally, same girl, I would be at her parents house with her and her family. We would be in a different room. Her older brother would come in and say " hey dude, you want to smoke a bowl outside with me?". I always said no thanks, but she would always get mad at me. That's right. She god mad, at me, because her brother asked if I wanted to smoke. She got mad at me because I smoked in general (never with her), however, its perfectly okay that her brother does it.

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I found her in bed with someone else.

 

Another girl stopped having sex with me.

 

 

I haven't decided which of those was the most obnoxious.

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My ex was a total d*ck and super obnoxious.

 

He used to tell me that I was lucky I was pretty because I had no personality.

 

He also argued with me one time about the fact that peanut butter was indeed made from peanuts and butter. :confused: He seriously believed it was.

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Shooting at me after she found out I was engaged to my wife. I think that takes the cake. We were relaxing in our house and next thing you know are flying the window.

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I dated someone for a year and we broke up. We then got back together and made plans for the next night. He had been a real dick but I wanted to give it another shot. He was to pick me up. He never showed up. He forgot we had made plans.

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