Lady2163 Posted August 1, 2013 Posted August 1, 2013 Mine are both kind of tame. Wildest - he had never been to an adult book store. He's in a state where they barely exist. We were in another state and went to one. He's been pretty sheltered and he thoroughly enjoyed looking at the displays. There were several whispered, "What's that do? Beats me." conversations Riskiest - we had broken up and were doomed to be in the same place at the same time. We hadn't talked or messaged in four weeks. I called to plead with him not to go. He asked me to meet. We drove in his vehicle and I started to cry. He found a partially secluded corner. Parked the car and came over to my side at warp speed. Nothing sexual, but a very physical, compromising hug in broad daylight.
Pierre Posted August 1, 2013 Posted August 1, 2013 Mine are both kind of tame. Wildest - he had never been to an adult book store. He's in a state where they barely exist. We were in another state and went to one. He's been pretty sheltered and he thoroughly enjoyed looking at the displays. There were several whispered, "What's that do? Beats me." conversations Riskiest - we had broken up and were doomed to be in the same place at the same time. We hadn't talked or messaged in four weeks. I called to plead with him not to go. He asked me to meet. We drove in his vehicle and I started to cry. He found a partially secluded corner. Parked the car and came over to my side at warp speed. Nothing sexual, but a very physical, compromising hug in broad daylight. I feel a bit sleepy. 1
bentleychic Posted August 1, 2013 Posted August 1, 2013 Nothing. Worst we've ever done is a casual hug in a parking lot or walked around at a store sort of together.
LilGirlandOW Posted August 1, 2013 Posted August 1, 2013 Wildest: We had the most passionate, diverse sex of my life or imagination in the middle of a gym I train at. I am a key holder it & it was after hours. No cameras. Riskiest: Starting A as its discovery would have cost us both our jobs instantly. Lunch break hook-ups. We have gone twice to the shopping mall in town, I felt so nervous for him.
Author Lady2163 Posted August 1, 2013 Author Posted August 1, 2013 I feel a bit sleepy. Wake up, our boys are down 3-2! That's with AP, there were wild parties while I was in the military. Also, I don't know how graphic I can get without sanctions.
Pierre Posted August 1, 2013 Posted August 1, 2013 Nothing. Worst we've ever done is a casual hug in a parking lot or walked around at a store sort of together. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz approaching coma.
Author Lady2163 Posted August 1, 2013 Author Posted August 1, 2013 Wildest: We had the most passionate, diverse sex of my life or imagination in the middle of a gym I train at. I am a key holder it & it was after hours. No cameras. Riskiest: Starting A as its discovery would have cost us both our jobs instantly. Lunch break hook-ups. We have gone twice to the shopping mall in town, I felt so nervous for him. Whew! Lil, in all good humor I was a little worried what what you would come up with. Relief!
Pierre Posted August 1, 2013 Posted August 1, 2013 Wake up, our boys are down 3-2! That's with AP, there were wild parties while I was in the military. Also, I don't know how graphic I can get without sanctions. 1st and 2nd , one out. We'll see.
bentleychic Posted August 1, 2013 Posted August 1, 2013 Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz approaching coma. Sweet dreams! We're fairly vanilla and not trying in the least to risk getting caught.
Author Lady2163 Posted August 1, 2013 Author Posted August 1, 2013 1st and 2nd , one out. We'll see. Consider the question altered just for you, Pierre. What's in wildest or riskiest thing you've done with a woman in your life? Probably my turn for an insomnia cure.
Pierre Posted August 1, 2013 Posted August 1, 2013 Consider the question altered just for you, Pierre. What's in wildest or riskiest thing you've done with a woman in your life? Probably my turn for an insomnia cure. Hmm, I am a bit like BC. In my old age there is nothing like a very large comfortable bed. As a teen making out big time in the living room with my trousers on the floor while the mom of my GF unexpectedly approached the front door. Standing sex under a palm tree at night in the beach. All the good stuff is in my teen years.
Got it Posted August 1, 2013 Posted August 1, 2013 Hmmm, not sure what is the wildest. One funny one, I was giving him a blow job on a car trip, we were going at highway speed, he came, and in the process pulled a stomach muscle! Lol, he had to pull over. He was in a good bit of pain. That part isn't funny but it is all kind of funny. I have mad skillz. I am a bit of an exhibitionist so lots of craziness in the car, in public, etc. Even now, doing stuff where you can get caught can be so hot! Riskiest, hmmm, at an industry event and walking by him, briefly talking to him and pass him my underwear that I had been wearing and then walking away. Hot sex that night.
Pierre Posted August 1, 2013 Posted August 1, 2013 Hmmm, not sure what is the wildest. One funny one, I was giving him a blow job on a car trip, we were going at highway speed, he came, and in the process pulled a stomach muscle! Lol, he had to pull over. He was in a good bit of pain. That part isn't funny but it is all kind of funny. I have mad skillz. I am a bit of an exhibitionist so lots of craziness in the car, in public, etc. Even now, doing stuff where you can get caught can be so hot! Riskiest, hmmm, at an industry event and walking by him, briefly talking to him and pass him my underwear that I had been wearing and then walking away. Hot sex that night. Zzzzzzzzz------Coma worsening------------Near death!!!!!!
HopingAgain Posted August 1, 2013 Posted August 1, 2013 Zzzzzzzzz------Coma worsening------------Near death!!!!!! LOL! It's pretty tame so far, isn't it Pierre? I'm an old married lady and some of our exploits make these accounts look like a Sunday church service so far! lol 1
canuckprincess Posted August 1, 2013 Posted August 1, 2013 If I shared my craziest and wildest poor Pierre may never sleep again. Lmao! 2
Author Lady2163 Posted August 1, 2013 Author Posted August 1, 2013 Hmm, I am a bit like BC. In my old age there is nothing like a very large comfortable bed. As a teen making out big time in the living room with my trousers on the floor while the mom of my GF unexpectedly approached the front door. Standing sex under a palm tree at night in the beach. All the good stuff is in my teen years. Yeah, you put me to sleep. Good thing that HR woke me up...
Got it Posted August 1, 2013 Posted August 1, 2013 Zzzzzzzzz------Coma worsening------------Near death!!!!!! Pierre, does your ego allow the idea that people are not here to interact or impress you? This thread isn't about you. Why do you try and make everything about you. Me thinks you may have a personality disorder. 3
Pierre Posted August 1, 2013 Posted August 1, 2013 Yeah, you put me to sleep. Good thing that HR woke me up... OK, I once had sex in a dark room without moving. My wife and I could not move because we would make noise and it was important to be silent. That may not be kinky, but I thought it was a difficult task.
canuckprincess Posted August 1, 2013 Posted August 1, 2013 Pierre, does your ego allow the idea that people are not here to interact or impress you? This thread isn't about you. Why do you try and make everything about you. Me thinks you may have a personality disorder. Wouldn't one need a personality in order to have a disorder lol. 2
bentleychic Posted August 1, 2013 Posted August 1, 2013 Sex without moving? How in the blue heck is that even possible? Even for oral sex, I don't see how it's possible. LOL 1
Got it Posted August 1, 2013 Posted August 1, 2013 Wouldn't one need a personality in order to have a disorder lol. Bwahahahahahahaha :laugh: Touche! 1
Got it Posted August 1, 2013 Posted August 1, 2013 Shockingly we are apparently not interested in the external validation! Be still my beating heart!!! Though I think someone else may be. 1
Pierre Posted August 1, 2013 Posted August 1, 2013 Pierre, does your ego allow the idea that people are not here to interact or impress you? This thread isn't about you. Why do you try and make everything about you. Me thinks you may have a personality disorder. I am kidding. I thought that was obvious. The other two posters got it, but you did not. Don't be so serious. BTW, I am open to your psychonalysis if you so desire.:laugh:
Pierre Posted August 1, 2013 Posted August 1, 2013 Sex without moving? How in the blue heck is that even possible? Even for oral sex, I don't see how it's possible. LOL My little grasshopper is must ask you a question. Which is the largest sex organ in the body? It is the brain.
Author Lady2163 Posted August 1, 2013 Author Posted August 1, 2013 Pierre, does your ego allow the idea that people are not here to interact or impress you? This thread isn't about you. Why do you try and make everything about you. Me thinks you may have a personality disorder. Got it, this thread can be lighthearted or serious, as the OP, I thought what Pierre said was funny. 1
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