kaylan Posted July 25, 2013 Posted July 25, 2013 Sooooo, Im going to the beach this weekend to celebrate a friends bday. Soak in a little sun, drink some frosty alcoholic beverages, and play some beach sports =P I dont do the beach thing often though, so Im not too knowledgeable of how to approach ladies on the sand. In the past Ive had girls make convo with my friends and I, but Ive never just gone out of my way to talk to a couple girls who caught my eye. I mean, we will have several girls in our group, but I may or may not be interested in any of them. So I wanna know how you ladies women generally feel about new guys chatting them up on the sand. I am feeling slightly confident however seeing as Ive been back in the gym the last month regaining my form. Not where I want to be at the moment...cus taking 3 months off from the gym really made me shrink haha:o. But I feel good and have a nice new bathing suit, so hopefully that helps
Philosoraptor Posted July 25, 2013 Posted July 25, 2013 No need to do anything you wouldn't do in any other location. Start a conversation, that's all. I've seen some ridiculous stuff though. Some guy just started doing pushups in the sand infront of a couple girls relaxing on the beach. When they showed lack of interest he had to protect his ego by saying "the guns, the guns" and flexing to his friends amusement. Funny enough, was an easy opening for me afterwards making fun of the ridiculousness. 1
Mr.Mango Posted July 25, 2013 Posted July 25, 2013 Beach flirting is weird. Probably because unless it's super crowded, you need to go out of your way to approach people. If it's crowded just settle down in an open spot next to people you might want to make small talk with. An easy trick is to bring a volley ball. If you're short some players then it's not really weird walking all the way up to some girls to say: "Hey we're missing some players, wanna join?"
Star Gazer Posted July 25, 2013 Posted July 25, 2013 Toss a football back and forth with your buddy, close enough to cute girls to be able to accidentally lose the ball/frisbee their way, but not so close as to be obnoxious. 1
Author kaylan Posted July 25, 2013 Author Posted July 25, 2013 (edited) No need to do anything you wouldn't do in any other location. Start a conversation, that's all. I've seen some ridiculous stuff though. Some guy just started doing pushups in the sand infront of a couple girls relaxing on the beach. When they showed lack of interest he had to protect his ego by saying "the guns, the guns" and flexing to his friends amusement. Funny enough, was an easy opening for me afterwards making fun of the ridiculousness. Lmao, what a clown. But pushups are helpful in giving you a nice pump so you look better on the beach Beach flirting is weird. Probably because unless it's super crowded, you need to go out of your way to approach people. If it's crowded just settle down in an open spot next to people you might want to make small talk with. An easy trick is to bring a volley ball. If you're short some players then it's not really weird walking all the way up to some girls to say: "Hey we're missing some players, wanna join?" We have no volley ball net or the poles to mount the net. Im bringing a soccer ball, wiffle ball set, football and frisbee though =DToss a football back and forth with your buddy, close enough to cute girls to be able to accidentally lose the ball/frisbee their way, but not so close as to be obnoxious. Will do! The plan is to see if any cuties are up to join the crew for drinks in the evening =P Edited July 25, 2013 by kaylan
sillyanswer Posted July 25, 2013 Posted July 25, 2013 Walk around with sunblock offering to rub it on those hard-to-reach places. That'll work, right?
Author kaylan Posted July 25, 2013 Author Posted July 25, 2013 Wear a shirt that says Pussy Patrol. Get some shirts for your friends to wear too. http://img.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/tdomf/163207/Chili023-05-495x700.jpg LOLOL, Im almost tempted to take colored markers and do something similar. Itd have to be less vulgar lol
MrCastle Posted July 25, 2013 Posted July 25, 2013 LOLOL, Im almost tempted to take colored markers and do something similar. Itd have to be less vulgar lol Booty Patrol. Do it. 1
Author kaylan Posted July 25, 2013 Author Posted July 25, 2013 Oh lord, imagine? I may do it. Ill get some tiny star stickers from the dollar store, walk around the beach, and when I see a nice booty, go up to the girl and say "excuse me miss. My friend here and I are currently on booty patrol. Thus we are issuing you a commendation for having a fine booty. Here ya go. Carry on mam, and enjoy your afternoon" Must video tape it for the lulz. xD 3
Treasa Posted July 25, 2013 Posted July 25, 2013 Toss a football back and forth with your buddy, close enough to cute girls to be able to accidentally lose the ball/frisbee their way, but not so close as to be obnoxious. I was totally going to say exactly this!! OMG. LOL Definitely do this. Between this and your body, you'll be fine. 1
Divasu Posted July 25, 2013 Posted July 25, 2013 Oh lord, imagine? I may do it. Ill get some tiny star stickers from the dollar store, walk around the beach, and when I see a nice booty, go up to the girl and say "excuse me miss. My friend here and I are currently on booty patrol. Thus we are issuing you a commendation for having a fine booty. Here ya go. Carry on mam, and enjoy your afternoon" Must video tape it for the lulz. xD Why do you have to act retarded? Just be normal. Most women are relaxing on the beach and getting a sun tan, they don't want stickers from the dollar store stamped on their bum. I know you're joking and all, but get a grip man.
Author kaylan Posted July 25, 2013 Author Posted July 25, 2013 Why do you have to act retarded? Just be normal. Most women are relaxing on the beach and getting a sun tan, they don't want stickers from the dollar store stamped on their bum. I know you're joking and all, but get a grip man. Id be acting retarded for the lulz. And youd be surprised how I get away with my goofy behavior with a good amount of women. Id say its my delivery. Jokes are all about delivery. Plus chicks dont need to be baking their bodies into skin cancer anyways =P 1
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