Author Jilly10340 Posted October 22, 2004 Author Posted October 22, 2004 It's okay for us to do it because we're cuter!!
tattoomytoe Posted October 22, 2004 Posted October 22, 2004 Originally posted by UCFKevin Now, see, if a guy did that to a girl, he'd get slapped, maced and possibly arrested. But when a girl does that, it's cute and fun. That's a bunch of horses***. Equality my ass. Not that I'd mind if it happened to ME, of course, but still... awe Kev- i'll give your ass some Equal Opportunity!
Moose Posted October 22, 2004 Posted October 22, 2004 Noone's going to mention this one: "Hi, I'm from the release the twins foundation, and was wondering if you wouldn't mind releasing those twins" While Pointing at her breasts
Mr Spock Posted October 22, 2004 Posted October 22, 2004 That old standard..... "Nice shoes. Wanna f*ck?"
Mr Spock Posted October 22, 2004 Posted October 22, 2004 Originally posted by Barby Calm down? Give me a break I'm not "hyped up" geeez can't someone respond to the thread (maybe not in the way you were looking for) w/out being told to "lighten up" or "calm down" Okay so on a cheesy note, "quick quick please oooh somebody call the police, this (man/woman) is a thief" (person looks at them puzzled) and then the person using the "pick up" line says "you're a thief, you've stolen my heart" "you must be an alien baby, you've abducted my heart" "you've turned me psychic baby, when I look at you I can see "our" future" Hahah I could go on and on..... Maybe if the same person would stop vomiting their moral values over everything that's intended to be lighthearted and fun then other people might stop saying lighten up. Why not just post your lines? And not assume people care that a person doesn't think they're "appropriate" for forming long term relationships? After all, they're called PICK UP LINES not MARRIAGE PROPOSALS.
Barby Posted October 25, 2004 Posted October 25, 2004 Originally posted by Mr Spock Maybe if the same person would stop vomiting their moral values over everything that's intended to be lighthearted and fun then other people might stop saying lighten up. Why not just post your lines? And not assume people care that a person doesn't think they're "appropriate" for forming long term relationships? After all, they're called PICK UP LINES not MARRIAGE PROPOSALS. Spocky dear are you trying to start sh*t again? Get over yourself and knock it off, no one's interested.
GirlDown Posted October 26, 2004 Posted October 26, 2004 this i probably my favourite-- touch his shirt or look at the tag and say "is this cotton?" and after he answers, put your hand on his crotch and say "then this must be felt" actually, this is uni-sex, but it works better on guys then girls, some girls might slap you (i would laugh hysterically myself, but some people have no sense of humour!) and of course there's the never fail "excuse me, is that semen in your hair?" (ya think anyone ever used this)
GirlDown Posted October 26, 2004 Posted October 26, 2004 oh and one that personally worked for me was "i'm not looking for a relationship right now either, but there certainly wouldn't be any harm in just having sex, would there?" now he's my boyfriend.
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