Jilly10340 Posted October 22, 2004 Posted October 22, 2004 We all know we have them and (for some of us) have used them. So.....what's yours? I'll start: Screw me if I'm wrong, but haven't we met before? Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living? Do you work for federal express? Cause I swear I saw you checking out my package! Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after.
DazednConfused Posted October 22, 2004 Posted October 22, 2004 My favorite, that has seldom missed: "Excuse me, I think you dropped something..." Usually followed by confused look back over her shoulder then a look back at me "No, really, I think you left your smile back there...." Nearly always gets a grin "Ahhhh, you found it! You should wear it more often, it looks good on you..." -Dazed
Butchey Posted October 22, 2004 Posted October 22, 2004 "Excuse me M'am, you dropped a piece of ass, let me get that for you." (then grab her ass)
Barby Posted October 22, 2004 Posted October 22, 2004 Screw me if I'm wrong, but haven't we met before? Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living? Do you work for federal express? Cause I swear I saw you checking out my package! Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after. If someone said these things to me it would be clear ALL they were looking for is a piece of a$s which to me is repulsive and sad. BUT if that's all the other person is seeking as well then "hey" more power to ya... I think something a little more classy would be better, or someone coming over to start an "intelligent" conversation, if someone is interested in getting to know YOU not your BODY only then they should be able to come up with something to talk to you about OTHER than those type of lines mentioned above!
Author Jilly10340 Posted October 22, 2004 Author Posted October 22, 2004 Okay, calm down. One, I've never used these lines, or any pick up line for that matter. Two, when I said "favorite" I meant "funny." This thread was meant for either funny or cheesy pick up lines, the best or worst you've ever heard, etc. So lighten up! Have fun!
Butchey Posted October 22, 2004 Posted October 22, 2004 "I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I can sure make your bedrock." No seriously folks ................Take my wife, please!
Author Jilly10340 Posted October 22, 2004 Author Posted October 22, 2004 "Hi, I'm employed" or... "But I'm a doctor"
mike78207 Posted October 22, 2004 Posted October 22, 2004 My buddy like to use a shirt that says ( I VANT TO SUCK YOUR BOOB! ) Ladies if you saw this what would you think?
bluechocolate Posted October 22, 2004 Posted October 22, 2004 Have you got any raisons? No? How about a date?
Barby Posted October 22, 2004 Posted October 22, 2004 Originally posted by Jilly10340 Okay, calm down. One, I've never used these lines, or any pick up line for that matter. Two, when I said "favorite" I meant "funny." This thread was meant for either funny or cheesy pick up lines, the best or worst you've ever heard, etc. So lighten up! Have fun! Calm down? Give me a break I'm not "hyped up" geeez can't someone respond to the thread (maybe not in the way you were looking for) w/out being told to "lighten up" or "calm down" Okay so on a cheesy note, "quick quick please oooh somebody call the police, this (man/woman) is a thief" (person looks at them puzzled) and then the person using the "pick up" line says "you're a thief, you've stolen my heart" "you must be an alien baby, you've abducted my heart" "you've turned me psychic baby, when I look at you I can see "our" future" Hahah I could go on and on.....
Author Jilly10340 Posted October 22, 2004 Author Posted October 22, 2004 Are you free tonight, or will it cost me? If you were a burger at McDonalds, I'd call you McBeautiful
whichwayisup Posted October 22, 2004 Posted October 22, 2004 "Excuse me M'am, you dropped a piece of ass, let me get that for you." (then grab her ass) Butchy! And hey! Where is that other avatar of you?? I liked the other one better eh? Made me laugh every time I saw it! My pick up line is...Do you want a shoulder, neck or back massage. Has worked on me and I tried it and has worked for me as well!
Moose Posted October 22, 2004 Posted October 22, 2004 "OH MY GOSH!!!! Are you ok?" confused look, "why" It must've hurt when you fell from Heaven. or, (In joey's from friends voice),.....How ya doin'?
Matilda Posted October 22, 2004 Posted October 22, 2004 Originally posted by Butchey "Excuse me M'am, you dropped a piece of ass, let me get that for you." (then grab her ass) :lmao: :lmao:
UCFKevin Posted October 22, 2004 Posted October 22, 2004 "Might I insert my penis into your vagina? Provided it's moist enough, of course."
Merin Posted October 22, 2004 Posted October 22, 2004 "Your parents must be retarded because you're so special" "I've lost my phone number, can I have yours?" "Your Dad must be a baker, you've got great buns" "If I could change the alphabet, I'd put U and I together" "You must be exhausted, you've been running through my mind all nite"
Matilda Posted October 22, 2004 Posted October 22, 2004 Originally posted by UCFKevin "Might I insert my penis into your vagina? Provided it's moist enough, of course." Okay, you guys need to stop! I'm old, I might wet my pants or something. :lmao:
Author Jilly10340 Posted October 22, 2004 Author Posted October 22, 2004 Okay, the oldest one ever: Is that a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants.
whichwayisup Posted October 22, 2004 Posted October 22, 2004 Might I insert my penis into your vagina? Provided it's moist enough, of course." Would you die if she said YES!! Lmao!!!
Author Jilly10340 Posted October 22, 2004 Author Posted October 22, 2004 I wanna use your thighs as earmuffs
Author Jilly10340 Posted October 22, 2004 Author Posted October 22, 2004 Oh, oh, I forgot some: Ya know, that shirt is very becoming on you......of course, if I was on you, I'd be cumming too The word of the day is LEGS, so let's go to my house and spread the word
Stone Posted October 22, 2004 Posted October 22, 2004 Once when I was at church some guy approached me and said " I am taking a class here to learn how to be a good husband.... would you like to go on a date" I was like " Dude don't ever use the word Husband and date in the same pick up line ever" He was a sweet guy, but someone really needed to tell him that.
Merin Posted October 22, 2004 Posted October 22, 2004 Originally posted by stoneheather Once when I was at church some guy approached me and said " I am taking a class here to learn how to be a good husband.... would you like to go on a date" I was like " Dude don't ever use the word Husband and date in the same pick up line ever" He was a sweet guy, but someone really needed to tell him that.
tattoomytoe Posted October 22, 2004 Posted October 22, 2004 but you see some hoy guy.... (i am a chic, and this does not work all that well with chics) walk up behind him grab his butt, and whisper in his ear, i had a really good time the other night! Normally the dude is all like whoaa....but you get some really good "friends" that way.
UCFKevin Posted October 22, 2004 Posted October 22, 2004 Now, see, if a guy did that to a girl, he'd get slapped, maced and possibly arrested. But when a girl does that, it's cute and fun. That's a bunch of horses***. Equality my ass. Not that I'd mind if it happened to ME, of course, but still...
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