Disillusioned Posted July 9, 2013 Posted July 9, 2013 It's my experience that women these days are all saying no to men, so why aren't more of us guys looking for alternatives? If you just want no-frills sex, a Fleshlight can be a worthwhile investment at $60. A quality mannequin will set you back about $300 (yes, I've priced them), and a Realdoll like the one in that movie Lars and the Real Girl will cost you about $6K rock bottom. AFAIK they don't make a Realdoll that has an electronic voice box so it can nag its owner. I actually contacted Abyss Creations, the makers of the Realdoll, and asked them how many they sold since they started making them in '96. A company rep wrote me back and said they've sold over 12,000 Realdolls. That's a lot of women who've been given the ultimate rejection! You'd think women would take the hint and lower the bar down out of the stratosphere a little... but NOOOOOOOOO!!! None but the best men will do!
Rich34 Posted July 9, 2013 Posted July 9, 2013 I got a Fleshlight and its fantastic! Only sex I am ever going to get... Then again it does have advantages. It never says no, never bleeds, does not argue, does not suffer headaches and will not rinse your wallet. 1
Col1 Posted July 9, 2013 Posted July 9, 2013 It's my experience that women these days are all saying no to men, so why aren't more of us guys looking for alternatives? Increasing numbers of U.S. Caucasian men are dating and marrying women of different ethnicities. 2
hppr Posted July 9, 2013 Posted July 9, 2013 Oh Lord. I'd get hookers before I bought a fleshlight. Jesus H Christ man getting laid isn't that hard... 1
thefooloftheyear Posted July 9, 2013 Posted July 9, 2013 WTF is a fleshlight?? Some of these threads make me really wonder what the hell is happening with the male species?? What woman is going to feel "rejected" that their man is fcking a friggin doll..Are you kidding? TFY 3
Socks At Play Posted July 9, 2013 Posted July 9, 2013 Right, because women are nothing more than warm damp things to put our junk inside of and they can be easily replaced by plasticky masturbation devices. Let us know how that trip to the restaurant goes when you get a table for two and have your Fleshlight occupy the seat across from you! I'm sure the conversation will be great. 4
Rich34 Posted July 9, 2013 Posted July 9, 2013 "Getting laid isn't that hard" It is in England when your boat race is disgusting and you have no money! Here, if you ain't tall and good looking, you're FINISHED. I don't earn in a week what a whore will charge for an hour. Fleshlight fanny is the only fanny I will ever see. I **** you not.
ThaWholigan Posted July 9, 2013 Posted July 9, 2013 "Getting laid isn't that hard" It is in England when your boat race is disgusting and you have no money! Here, if you ain't tall and good looking, you're FINISHED. I don't earn in a week what a whore will charge for an hour. Fleshlight fanny is the only fanny I will ever see. I **** you not. You're talking rubbish mate I know dudes short ugly and broke who get laid. Contrast to a tall, decent looking fella like myself who doesn't do as well as everyone thinks . 5
Rich34 Posted July 9, 2013 Posted July 9, 2013 Must be even uglier than I thought then! Okay, agree. I can get ruff birds... but that pisses me off! Always RUFF never anything decent. Anything even remotely attractive is way out my league. Where there is a ok girl, there are 6865573547494 dudes sniffing round. That pisses me off n all!
pcplod Posted July 10, 2013 Posted July 10, 2013 Must be even uglier than I thought then! Okay, agree. I can get ruff birds... but that pisses me off! Always RUFF never anything decent. Anything even remotely attractive is way out my league. Where there is a ok girl, there are 6865573547494 dudes sniffing round. That pisses me off n all! Well, think of it from the woman's point of view. At first all that attraction may well be, well, attractive. Until it becomes tiresome, especially when you look at the substance and quality of what is hitting on you. Have you ever watched a bird sitting on a fence and a male lands beside it and does his brief, trite little ritual dance, and then if she is not quick enough to move off, he tries to jump on her back? I often wonder whether some women feel a bit like that. 2
Els Posted July 10, 2013 Posted July 10, 2013 It's my experience that women these days are all saying no to men, so why aren't more of us guys looking for alternatives? I'd think that the second part of your sentence answers your question, doesn't it? Namely, because your experience isn't the norm. That being said, I don't see why you and the few others in your boat should not get Fleshlights, Realdolls, or what-have-you, if you don't mind spending the cash on it. Whatever floats your boat...
Maleficent Posted July 10, 2013 Posted July 10, 2013 Right, because women are nothing more than warm damp things to put our junk inside of and they can be easily replaced by plasticky masturbation devices. Let us know how that trip to the restaurant goes when you get a table for two and have your Fleshlight occupy the seat across from you! I'm sure the conversation will be great. I love you! Also, OP, this reeks of frustration towards women. We can feel that ya know!
iris219 Posted July 10, 2013 Posted July 10, 2013 For the men who want more than sex from women, a blow up doll isn't going to cut it. 2
pcplod Posted July 10, 2013 Posted July 10, 2013 For the men who want more than sex from women, a blow up doll isn't going to cut it. For the men who do want (only) sex with a woman, a blow up doll isn't going to cut it. 4
Pompeii Posted July 10, 2013 Posted July 10, 2013 Well, I know I will most likely not get a girl interested in me so I have decided to take up mastery and the quest towards being elite instead. It's going well so far. I've covered a lot of ground. I have already calculated that I will be rich within the next 10 years from my own personal ventures and by being a co-founder of a startup with some of my friends. So I believe that is a "reasonable" alternative to having a girl. Each to their own, however.
Els Posted July 11, 2013 Posted July 11, 2013 Well, I know I will most likely not get a girl interested in me so I have decided to take up mastery and the quest towards being elite instead. Wouldn't you need critical strike and haste for that, too? 8
IHateHypocrites Posted July 11, 2013 Posted July 11, 2013 Wouldn't you need critical strike and haste for that, too? I think he doesn't have enough mana for that. 5
Pompeii Posted July 12, 2013 Posted July 12, 2013 You think this is funny but there is no hilarity to be found here. I don't see why you think this is a big ****ing joke. Nothing funny with anything that has been posted here. The fact that people are considering alternatives to dating should say something about our culture as a whole.
patrol Posted July 12, 2013 Posted July 12, 2013 Can't tell if OP is trolling or for real...... Hmm.....
Author Disillusioned Posted July 12, 2013 Author Posted July 12, 2013 You think this is funny but there is no hilarity to be found here. I don't see why you think this is a big ****ing joke. Nothing funny with anything that has been posted here. The fact that people are considering alternatives to dating should say something about our culture as a whole. Don't be so serious---you'll ruin the gripefest. Besides... if a Fleshlight or a Realdoll rejects you, you've got problems! 1
lgksmn12 Posted July 13, 2013 Posted July 13, 2013 (edited) It's my experience that women these days are all saying no to men, so why aren't more of us guys looking for alternatives? If you just want no-frills sex, a Fleshlight can be a worthwhile investment at $60. A quality mannequin will set you back about $300 (yes, I've priced them), and a Realdoll like the one in that movie Lars and the Real Girl will cost you about $6K rock bottom. AFAIK they don't make a Realdoll that has an electronic voice box so it can nag its owner. I actually contacted Abyss Creations, the makers of the Realdoll, and asked them how many they sold since they started making them in '96. A company rep wrote me back and said they've sold over 12,000 Realdolls. That's a lot of women who've been given the ultimate rejection! You'd think women would take the hint and lower the bar down out of the stratosphere a little... but NOOOOOOOOO!!! None but the best men will do! Wow. Is that seriously all you're interested about women? Edited July 13, 2013 by lgksmn12
bac Posted July 16, 2013 Posted July 16, 2013 It is in England when your boat race is disgusting and you have no money! Here, if you ain't tall and good looking, you're FINISHED. I can understand your point. I guess you expect that your grandmother should make enough money for you to get laid with hot girls. She is probably also responsible for your looks because being good looking for a man implies being fit (going to gym), being clean, smell clean, have clean new outfits and new haircut.
El Brujo Posted July 18, 2013 Posted July 18, 2013 This reminds me of a story I read a couple of years ago about these 2 guys who scraped $1,700 together and bought a milking machine (yes, the kind farmers use on cows)... the one guy switched the damned thing on and had a go with it and damn near bled to death. He was lucky the other guy was there... he was waiting his turn to use the machine but ended up dialing 911. This was not an episode of Beavis & Butt-head... it really happened. Anything for a thrill, right?
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