List the things you DONT like about your ex..

[LifeGoesOnMan]

this helped me today @ work, I made a list of all the thing I didn't like about my ex, and I just kept reading it over and over, I work with her everyday in pretty close proximity, and its been difficult to deal with, seeing her, hearing her, especially since she has been so distant, so the list I made helped me so far..here it is

 

1.) no communication

2.) Nag, Nag, Nag

3.) wears too much makeup to cover acne

4.) Big Nose

5.) Ugly Feet

6.) Indecisive

7.) Big teeth

8.) Gluten Free (pain in the ass)

9.) overly emotional/sensitive

10.) Basically threw me away

11.) Doesn't care I am hurting

12.) Doesn't Reply back to emails

13.) Doesn't Reply back to Texts

14.) Doesn't Call

15.) Goes Out, lies about it

16.) Started drinking all the time

17.) Didn't try to keep me interested

18.) Didn't dress up for me when I wanted

19.) tans way too much

20.) changed her profile to a slutty pic after breakup

21.) talks to other guys

22.) doesn't care if I talk to other girls

23.) SHE DOESNT FEEL THE SAME

24.) SHE LEFT (AFTER ALL I DID FOR HER!)

 

p.s had to beg for oral lol >:[

 

*breathes deep* ah, feels a little better to get her off that pedestal.

Edited June 19, 2013 by LifeGoesOnMan

[Blastoplast]

Since I could list about 20, I'll keep it brief with a top 5:

 

1 - Constant nagging over stupid ****, like if I'm eating a popsicle and just slurp a little bit she'd say "UGH, that's so annoying" in such a condescending tone

2 - Couldn't cook for ****

3 - Owes me well over $5,000 in various medical bills and back rent -- leaves me when debt is overwhelming and she needs to "know she can take care of herself" and that "our spark is gone"

4 - A ****ing slob, she never picked up after herself

5 - She never went out of her way ONCE to do something extraordinary for me in the 7 years we were together, but I bent over backwards for her all the ****ing time. The worst for me was the pity gift I got after our break-up, a ****ing bottle of cologne. Oh, thanks for the 7 years we had together -- I'm so grateful for everything you did for me, especially when I was really down on my luck, here's some ****ing cologne.

 

funny thing is, I still feel like I have feelings for her and it's been over a year now.

[Hopeinme]

Since I could list about 20, I'll keep it brief with a top 5:

 

1 - Constant nagging over stupid ****, like if I'm eating a popsicle and just slurp a little bit she'd say "UGH, that's so annoying" in such a condescending tone

2 - Couldn't cook for ****

3 - Owes me well over $5,000 in various medical bills and back rent -- leaves me when debt is overwhelming and she needs to "know she can take care of herself" and that "our spark is gone"

4 - A ****ing slob, she never picked up after herself

5 - She never went out of her way ONCE to do something extraordinary for me in the 7 years we were together, but I bent over backwards for her all the ****ing time. The worst for me was the pity gift I got after our break-up, a ****ing bottle of cologne. Oh, thanks for the 7 years we had together -- I'm so grateful for everything you did for me, especially when I was really down on my luck, here's some ****ing cologne.

 

funny thing is, I still feel like I have feelings for her and it's been over a year now.

 

This cracked me up!

[LifeGoesOnMan]

Since I could list about 20, I'll keep it brief with a top 5:

 

1 - Constant nagging over stupid ****, like if I'm eating a popsicle and just slurp a little bit she'd say "UGH, that's so annoying" in such a condescending tone

2 - Couldn't cook for ****

3 - Owes me well over $5,000 in various medical bills and back rent -- leaves me when debt is overwhelming and she needs to "know she can take care of herself" and that "our spark is gone"

4 - A ****ing slob, she never picked up after herself

5 - She never went out of her way ONCE to do something extraordinary for me in the 7 years we were together, but I bent over backwards for her all the ****ing time. The worst for me was the pity gift I got after our break-up, a ****ing bottle of cologne. Oh, thanks for the 7 years we had together -- I'm so grateful for everything you did for me, especially when I was really down on my luck, here's some ****ing cologne.

 

funny thing is, I still feel like I have feelings for her and it's been over a year now.

 

lol that was good. I could feel the emotion

[mahon451]

I'll play this game:

 

1) She LOOOOOOVED onions. This means her breath frequently smelled like... onion. At least after In-N-Out Burger, where we'd dine frequently. Which is amazing. Man. I kinda want one now.

 

2) When she farted, it smelled like a dead animal orgy. I mean, nobody's gas smells pleasant, but this was a new level of stench. I have no idea what caused it- we ate pretty much the same foods. She accidentally dutch ovened me once, and I passed out.

 

3) She was really only a good kisser when she was hammered. She's not the worst, but had she stuck around, I think I might have given her a few pointers. Like, "less teeth, more tongue." Jesus. I thought most of us learned this s**t in high school.

 

4) The sex was phenomenal. I hate her for this, because I'm pretty sure I will not find another girl who is as flexible (like, I could bend her into all sorts of creative shapes... it was awesome), GGG (up for anything I could think of), and can match my stamina/libido as well as she did. I'm spoiled for life. So yeah, thanks. I'd have trouble getting it up for Scarlett Johannson (sp?) now.

 

*Obviously, I'm being funny here, but there are some truth nuggets in this.

[hayewils]

I'll play this game:

 

1) She LOOOOOOVED onions. This means her breath frequently smelled like... onion. At least after In-N-Out Burger, where we'd dine frequently. Which is amazing. Man. I kinda want one now.

 

2) When she farted, it smelled like a dead animal orgy. I mean, nobody's gas smells pleasant, but this was a new level of stench. I have no idea what caused it- we ate pretty much the same foods. She accidentally dutch ovened me once, and I passed out.

 

3) She was really only a good kisser when she was hammered. She's not the worst, but had she stuck around, I think I might have given her a few pointers. Like, "less teeth, more tongue." Jesus. I thought most of us learned this s**t in high school.

 

4) The sex was phenomenal. I hate her for this, because I'm pretty sure I will not find another girl who is as flexible (like, I could bend her into all sorts of creative shapes... it was awesome), GGG (up for anything I could think of), and can match my stamina/libido as well as she did. I'm spoiled for life. So yeah, thanks. I'd have trouble getting it up for Scarlett Johannson (sp?) now.

 

*Obviously, I'm being funny here, but there are some truth nuggets in this.

Never, never, never!!!

Rule #1)

never date, a girl who farts!

[todreaminblue]

scary quiet when angry

 

serial cheat

 

disloyal

 

secretive

[BustedUpInside]

Never, never, never!!!

Rule #1)

never date, a girl who farts!

 

Dude, hate to break it to you but everybody farts and poops.........everyday.

[hayewils]

very true. But don't poop on me..LOL

[maturityassets]

1) Forgot promises all the time

2) Big mouth

3) Got distracted by the TV

4) Never wanted to talk things out when mad

5) Secretive about her phone

6) Jealous even if I talked to a waitress

7) Insecure

8) Cared how many likes she got on social networking

9) Lacked Integrity

10)Listened to what other people thought

11)Laughed way too loud

12)Took up the whole Bed when sleeping

13)Couldn't just live with her decision that she broke up with me

14)Lazy

15)Bit slutty now

16)Short sighted

17)Way she treated me after the Breakup, even though I wanted NC since day one

18)Forgot who made her feel good about herself in the first place

19)Took me for granted

20)Broke my heart further by trying to get me jealous

 

Other words.... Insecure, dishonest, immature 20 year old

[marqueemoon4]

Hm... lets see:

 

1. Not very educated

2. Really crappy family

3. Short

4. Far too easily influenced by others

5. Likes tacky, skanky clothes

6. Terrible communicator

7. Dishonest (found that out well after she left)

8. Wears too much makeup

9. Can't support herself and she's 32

10.ATTENTION WHORE

11.Thinks she's way hotter than she is

12.Has an affinity for really stupid, unoriginal tattoos

13.Completely lacking of empathy

14.Never stayed up late

15.Rarely drank

16.Has stubby legs

17.Takes from everyone and gives very little back

18.Terrible at giving oral sex

19.Vindictive

20.Surrounds herself with ****ty people

 

 

Yep, that's the mother of my son:sick:

[orionboxing]

1. Got fat while married when it mattered, decides to lose all her weight after the divorce to attract new suitors.

2. No sex

3. Had this weird bump on the back of her neck which will make her look hunched over when she's older

4. Hated spending time with my family

5. Hated my interests, the music I liked, the movies I loved.

6. Ignored me on every trip to her parent's house

7. No real friends, except her Mom.

8. No empathy

9. Immature and Bratty

[macy]

Wow, you men like this post. Funny and sort of sad combined. ;-)

[marqueemoon4]

Wow, you men like this post. Funny and sort of sad combined. ;-)

 

You know what's sad Macy? That these things pretty much negated all the things I listed:

 

1. Gave me a son

2. Wonderful boobs

3. We were together 8yrs

4. I thought she really loved me

[Emilia]

1) borderline personality disorder

 

the rest was fine

[Leigh 87]

- he is fussy about women's vaginas and only feels turned on by porn stay ones. ( I have had every guy tell me mine was neat and tucked in and great, except he was not thrilled at it initially)

 

- he uses hookers. Single OR NOT.

 

- he goes online to dating websites to talk to girls cos he needs to be validated

 

- he is stupid enough to think he was deeply in love with me whilst cheating on me.

 

Seriously. He full on believed he was deeply in love with me:lmao:

[Hopeinme]

- he is fussy about women's vaginas and only feels turned on by porn stay ones. ( I have had every guy tell me mine was neat and tucked in and great, except he was not thrilled at it initially)

 

- he uses hookers. Single OR NOT.

 

- he goes online to dating websites to talk to girls cos he needs to be validated

 

- he is stupid enough to think he was deeply in love with me whilst cheating on me.

 

Seriously. He full on believed he was deeply in love with me:lmao:

 

What?! Like seriously?? I am amazed such guys exist!

[Leigh 87]

Yes. He honestly thinks he was deeply in love with me:lmao:

 

He does not think he will ever meet a girl and have an off switch, where if they offered him hookers or a threesome, he would refuse.

 

He does not believe that when a man is in love, that there is always a magic off switch that makes them NOT able to have meaningless sex.

 

I am undecided. I do not think it is too outrageous, the notion of a dude being in love yet still able to have meaningless sex.

 

He is either a real sh*tty person with no integrity, or he just never was in love with me, to warrant that sh*t.

 

...........................................................

 

Either way, I am better off alone:lmao:

[shatteredworld]

1. He had awful morning breathe

2. I didn't find him that funny

3. He never once made me laugh so much that my insides hurt.

4. I never got pleasure from sex with him.

5. He couldn't pick up on any of my hints, ever.

5. He apparently wasn't able to tell me when he was unhappy even when I asked.

6. He cheated instead of talking.

7. He talked way too much about working out.

8. He made promises he couldn't keep (Promised he couldn't ever cheat)

9. He was selfish.

10. He walked away from me after I wanted to give him a second chance.

11. He lied and told me he wanted no one else, then he got into a relationship with someone else.

12. He was way too focused on getting the career he wanted.

13. He was going into the military and that's a life I never would want to have.

14. He wouldn't tell me the little things that he knew would make me uncomfortable.

15. He would delete texts from girls.

16. He never noticed how I never asked for anything from him.

17. Only took me out on maybe 3 dates.

18. I spent more money on him than he did on me.

19. He was extremely cheap.

20. I knew I would never be the most important thing to him.

21. Was kind of boring.

22. I was more intelligent than him.

23. Told me he 'loved me' the first time a few weeks before cheating on me then dumping me.

24. Took my virginity. I regret it due to the fact I let him have it since I thought he could never hurt me.

25. He treated me like dirt after the break up.

26. He was insecure too, but gave me so many problems about my insecurities.

[Hopeinme]

1. He had awful morning breathe

2. I didn't find him that funny

3. He never once made me laugh so much that my insides hurt.

4. I never got pleasure from sex with him.

5. He couldn't pick up on any of my hints, ever.

5. He apparently wasn't able to tell me when he was unhappy even when I asked.

6. He cheated instead of talking.

7. He talked way too much about working out.

8. He made promises he couldn't keep (Promised he couldn't ever cheat)

9. He was selfish.

10. He walked away from me after I wanted to give him a second chance.

11. He lied and told me he wanted no one else, then he got into a relationship with someone else.

12. He was way too focused on getting the career he wanted.

13. He was going into the military and that's a life I never would want to have.

14. He wouldn't tell me the little things that he knew would make me uncomfortable.

15. He would delete texts from girls.

16. He never noticed how I never asked for anything from him.

17. Only took me out on maybe 3 dates.

18. I spent more money on him than he did on me.

19. He was extremely cheap.

20. I knew I would never be the most important thing to him.

21. Was kind of boring.

22. I was more intelligent than him.

23. Told me he 'loved me' the first time a few weeks before cheating on me then dumping me.

24. Took my virginity. I regret it due to the fact I let him have it since I thought he could never hurt me.

25. He treated me like dirt after the break up.

26. He was insecure too, but gave me so many problems about my insecurities.

 

 

I am glad he is your EX!

[shatteredworld]

I am glad he is your EX!

 

I really wish I could say the same, it still kills me

[s.a.i.n.t.]

1.Checking my bank account everyday.

2.Logging on my facebook everyday.

3.checking my email everyday.

4.I work 3rd shift and sleep during the day, i hate that she had to call every 3 hours.

5. NO outside friends, tried to get her to befriend my female friends str8 nightmare.

6. I hate having to beg for sex. Having 3 cars but to lazy to get a license so i had to drive her everywhere.

7.Fact she couldn't cook white rice.

8. Hate she could never have a conversation other then drama at work.

9.I hate her watching that feminist channel lifetime.

10. hate that she had no logic, like "i can wear these booty shorts cause u look at other girls".

11.Mad that i never do what she wants to do but when i ask her she says i don't know!

12.Fact that in the beginning of the relationship we would do everything under the sun in the bedroom, towards the end she lay there like a fish.

13. Every time i buy something its not ours its hers.

14. Stupid remarks, you spend more money on those guns then u do me. Chick i bought you a car and u staying here BILL FREE ARE U FREAKING KIDDING.

[Hopeinme]

I really wish I could say the same, it still kills me

 

I can imagine. It will get better hon, stay strong! xx

[landshark]

Mine never wanted to talk about what bothered her, smoked pot every day, said sleep was her best friend, ditched me over the phone and when it looked like things were getting better blew me off and invited me to her graduation WITH HER NEW BF! Bottom line, you get the type of treatment you deserve...

[LifeGoesOnMan]

I don't like how she just doesn't seem to give a fxck about me or how I'm doing after 7 years together...and we've only been broken up less than a month.