will1988 Posted June 19, 2013 Posted June 19, 2013 I met a guy that's gay . I have a female friend thats friends With him. we joked if he had ever been with a female. He said yes when he was 16 . His words were like this. " omg she dropped her panties and i swear it smelled like A dirty trash can the entire room stunk "he said he told Her i can't do this grabbed his clothes and ran We told him not all women stink. So my female friend Bent over pulled down her bottom shoved her poo swa in His face . He damn near ran screaming outta the room. What ever happened to him at age 16 trumatized him Really bad. That incident discribed was my first real sexual experience at 17/18 (right around my 18th bday first week of college) and it did not scare me in to being gay, if that is what you are implying happened to your friend. However, it did lead to me not getting laid for a few months. @ Herr Castle This girls vag smelled like rotting fish. As someone who goes deep sea fishing a few times a year I am very familier with the smell of fish guts that are used as bait, and it smelled like that... it is not induring at all. I almost vomited a little bit in my mouth when i smelled it. I just ended up making some excuse.... probably about being catholic or something. Don't remember. Needless to say, she didn't talk to me after that. Thank God though. She ended up hooking up with and then dating one of my best friends for a few years and she was totally bat schidt crazy. Dodge that bullet.
therhythm Posted June 19, 2013 Posted June 19, 2013 Girls smell sometimes. It is what it is. I can't think of one that was absolutely terrible, but I've heard some tales. I always thought women did a smell test before having sex. If they don't, they should. Yep I have never had such an experience with women... some of them smell a bit more than others but nothing I could not handle... If a woman would have stink I would have stopped right away... lack of self hygiene is unacceptable for me... specially if you expect to become intimate with someone else. 1
will1988 Posted June 19, 2013 Posted June 19, 2013 Yep I have never had such an experience with women... some of them smell a bit more than others but nothing I could not handle... If a woman would have stink I would have stopped right away... lack of self hygiene is unacceptable for me... specially if you expect to become intimate with someone else. In your prior line of work you never experianced a girl with a stanky snatch? Da fuq? My first damned sexual experience and this girl smelled like she was rolling around bumble bee canned tuna that has been left under a heating lamp for two weeks! Thankfully, I've never experienced that since then with any other girl. But just thinking about it is making me gag a little. yuck! 1
therhythm Posted June 19, 2013 Posted June 19, 2013 In your prior line of work you never experianced a girl with a stanky snatch? Da fuq? My first damned sexual experience and this girl smelled like she was rolling around bumble bee canned tuna that has been left under a heating lamp for two weeks! Thankfully, I've never experienced that since then with any other girl. But just thinking about it is making me gag a little. yuck! Nope...never (EVER)... some women have stronger smell than others down there but nothing that you can't survive. Have I ever found anything like that I would have really ask her out of my room immediately... It is a lack of respect if you know you are going to have sex and you have not cleaned yourself before...
will1988 Posted June 19, 2013 Posted June 19, 2013 Nope...never (EVER)... some women have stronger smell than others down there but nothing that you can't survive. Have I ever found anything like that I would have really ask her out of my room immediately... It is a lack of respect if you know you are going to have sex and you have not cleaned yourself before... Trust me, it was bad. i am glad that it has never happened since then. Weird thing is she was freshly shaved, which means she had to have cleaned herself recently. Probably a yeast infection. Who knows. Thinking about is making me disgusted. Anyway, any ladies got more questions for us humans with dangely bits between our legs?
Pompeii Posted June 19, 2013 Posted June 19, 2013 I agree. I can go either way. My personality is such that I blur gender lines all the time. For example, I cook, AND I can bake. So I don't mind doing either...BUT If I'm dating a woman who demands I live up to my classic stereotypes, she should be ready to live up to hers. I don't see why cooking and/or baking is considered feminine. If you're a man and you want to have a good diet without resorting to spend exorbitant amounts of money on eating out, you need to know how to do those things. 1
Els Posted June 19, 2013 Posted June 19, 2013 In your prior line of work you never experianced a girl with a stanky snatch? Da fuq? My first damned sexual experience and this girl smelled like she was rolling around bumble bee canned tuna that has been left under a heating lamp for two weeks! Thankfully, I've never experienced that since then with any other girl. But just thinking about it is making me gag a little. yuck! Pff, you think that's bad? You know who gets the worst stench experiences ever? Docs working in obstetrics & gynecology. Apparently a few of the patients they get are so obese that they can't get up from the bed, and nobody wants to wash them 'down there', soooo... The bf had many tales to tell during his rotation. Okay, maybe a morgue worker would top that.
will1988 Posted June 19, 2013 Posted June 19, 2013 Pff, you think that's bad? You know who gets the worst stench experiences ever? Docs working in obstetrics & gynecology. Apparently a few of the patients they get are so obese that they can't get up from the bed, and nobody wants to wash them 'down there', soooo... The bf had many tales to tell during his rotation. Okay, maybe a morgue worker would top that. Morgue worker probably takes the cake on human stench... especially a morgue undertaker in the middle eastern countries! On stench in general, I'd say sewer sanitation worker anywhere in a hot climate!
therhythm Posted June 19, 2013 Posted June 19, 2013 Pff, you think that's bad? You know who gets the worst stench experiences ever? Docs working in obstetrics & gynecology. Apparently a few of the patients they get are so obese that they can't get up from the bed, and nobody wants to wash them 'down there', soooo... The bf had many tales to tell during his rotation. Okay, maybe a morgue worker would top that. yeah... ehhh.... lets move to the next subject ... :sick:
Els Posted June 19, 2013 Posted June 19, 2013 Morgue worker probably takes the cake on human stench... especially a morgue undertaker in the middle eastern countries! On stench in general, I'd say sewer sanitation worker anywhere in a hot climate! That's a fancy name for slop carriers in India, yeah... yeah... ehhh.... lets move to the next subject ... :sick: Okay, okay, I'll stop... 2
MrNate 2.0 Posted June 19, 2013 Posted June 19, 2013 Alright, here's one for the ladies. What's your number one way of showing your interest in a potential stud muffin? 1
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