Author youngnlove89 Posted June 14, 2013 Author Posted June 14, 2013 I can cook pancakes. My little pancake loves sticky syrup... 2
sweetkiwi Posted June 14, 2013 Posted June 14, 2013 If you are talking about the same kinda films I am imaging and I am the lucky poster in Amsterdam then I think I just had my first e–threesome :bunny: You just stick around and you'll see how many female posters jump on that band wagon. 1
jphcbpa Posted June 14, 2013 Posted June 14, 2013 I am all in, committed, loyal, I have your back, I will not leave you. You can count on me, lean on me and trust me. I support you, your dreams and goals I love you unconditionally without expecting anything in return (easier said than done) I am emotionally available I want you and I want to be with you. I bring you flowers every week I help with the cleaning and laundry, yard work I compromise, admit when I am wrong and communicate without assuming or taking things personally. I look forward to talking with you. I send you random text (thinking about you, I love you, missing you ect) I mail you cards just because Love showing/Love making is a by product of all of the above
AMusing Posted June 14, 2013 Posted June 14, 2013 I normally try not to brag, but this has been a fun thread to read, so I'll chime in: --I encourage him to spend time with the guys/do his own thing; I don't rely on him to entertain me --I make a mean post-coital sandwich --I am quite good at mending clothes, ironing, & sewing buttons back on --I run daily & watch what I eat, so I'll stay cute for him --I like wrinkles and grey hair, so he will only get more attractive to me as he gets older --I love playing outside, not afraid of getting dirty --I follow the news, read quite a bit, and enjoy learning; conversations with me won't be boring --I get pleasure from cooking/cleaning for him --Asking if I'm in the mood is sufficient to get me in the mood --I will always try to match him when it comes to paying for things --I love giving blow jobs. --I don't take my partners for granted. Even after years together, I will very frequently feel pangs of pure admiration for the man I'm with, and let him know that. My crush on a man lasts the duration of our relationship. 2
tman666 Posted June 14, 2013 Posted June 14, 2013 I buy only the best lotion for you to put on your skin, and I try to limit my use of the hose. Also, I have great fashion sense and an "eclectic" wardrobe. 2
therhythm Posted June 14, 2013 Posted June 14, 2013 I can lick my eyebrows... TFY Where is the "I am jealous" smilie?
sweetkiwi Posted June 14, 2013 Posted June 14, 2013 I can lick my eyebrows... TFY So you've got dentures? I think that'd be a selling point if you were a woman.
ptp Posted June 14, 2013 Posted June 14, 2013 My penis. I have a great personality and am occasionally funny. 2
daisybuchanan55 Posted June 14, 2013 Posted June 14, 2013 What a great thread! I think we all spend so much time getting down on ourselves/wondering what's wrong with us (at least I do) that it's a really good exercise to get thinking about what makes us unique and a catch! -I am intellectual, quick-witted, funny and well-read. I love current events and I know a little bit about everything. Conversation with me is never boring! -I am spontaneous and up for almost ANYTHING -I have lots of friends and can get along with just about anyone -I have strong opinions and debate with me is challenging and fun -I will remember your "favorites" and go out of my way to cater to them, whether they be food, sexual, whatever -I want to please you in any way I can -I take care of myself and take pride in my appearance -I love learning new things and go out of my way to learn things if I know they will enhance our relationship or make me a more interesting person -I have no problem letting you go off with your guy friends -I am confident in my own skin and will walk around naked no problem 4
ltjg45 Posted June 14, 2013 Posted June 14, 2013 I'm an awesome girlfriend because: I won't complain if you leave the toilet seat up. Oh god, just that alone makes you a keeper in my eyes. Everything else is just a bonus.
thefooloftheyear Posted June 14, 2013 Posted June 14, 2013 What a great thread! I think we all spend so much time getting down on ourselves/wondering what's wrong with us (at least I do) that it's a really good exercise to get thinking about what makes us unique and a catch! -I am intellectual, quick-witted, funny and well-read. I love current events and I know a little bit about everything. Conversation with me is never boring! -I am spontaneous and up for almost ANYTHING -I have lots of friends and can get along with just about anyone -I have strong opinions and debate with me is challenging and fun -I will remember your "favorites" and go out of my way to cater to them, whether they be food, sexual, whatever -I want to please you in any way I can -I take care of myself and take pride in my appearance -I love learning new things and go out of my way to learn things if I know they will enhance our relationship or make me a more interesting person -I have no problem letting you go off with your guy friends -I am confident in my own skin and will walk around naked no problem ....Sigh... TFY 1
therhythm Posted June 14, 2013 Posted June 14, 2013 -I am confident in my own skin and will walk around naked no problem Where? I am feeling like having a walk 2
Els Posted June 15, 2013 Posted June 15, 2013 I actually put the toilet seat UP when I am done with it. 2
thefooloftheyear Posted June 15, 2013 Posted June 15, 2013 I actually put the toilet seat UP when I am done with it. No effin way! TFY 1
2Joyous Posted June 15, 2013 Posted June 15, 2013 "I love you unconditionally without expecting anything in return (easier said than done)..." Do the adults in your qualify for that, or just children?
ChrisPA5126 Posted June 16, 2013 Posted June 16, 2013 Well I'm not sure how to compete with the first one, but I've always been faithful, and I'm always open to new things. My heart is filled with joy, and my partner's happiness is always placed before mine! ...Simple 2
Els Posted June 16, 2013 Posted June 16, 2013 and my partner's happiness is always placed before mine! You will be surprised how rare and extremely valuable this is. If I had to choose one, just one thing I love the most about the bf, this would be it. Hope your girl appreciates it, too! 1
ddlovexx Posted June 16, 2013 Posted June 16, 2013 (edited) That farting/unicorn thing... I'm a hard loverI'm always faithful and honestI'm a ball of sunshine and optimismI'm a hard worker and can hold my ownI want my guy to be happy more than anything, even if I have to sacrifice some thingsI'm open-minded and love learning new things/travelingI give amazing head(I promise)(I'll also wake you up with it )I can easily hang with the guys or leave you to your own I love to gift and surprise my guy with little thingsBeer and sports... just sayin'I love to dance (and shake my ass)I'm super affectionate, xoxo If you love me right, I will give it back to you tenfold Just waiting for my loverboy to show up... Edited June 16, 2013 by ddlovexx 2
sweetkiwi Posted June 16, 2013 Posted June 16, 2013 After this weekend I have a few more... - When I am watching your kid and he poops his pants I clean it up, no problem. - Even after the third time he poops his pants I still don't yell or break a sweat. - After washing my hands I cook the fhuck out of some fried chicken and grilled eggplant. - Not much grosses me out (besides small minded people). - I keep stuff interesting with my various food allergies and environmental allergies. - My existence is a big FU to Darwin. - I actually like scifi. - The bowls I pack are always perfect. - I can put my legs behind my head. 2
Keenly Posted June 16, 2013 Posted June 16, 2013 After this weekend I have a few more... - When I am watching your kid and he poops his pants I clean it up, no problem. - Even after the third time he poops his pants I still don't yell or break a sweat. - After washing my hands I cook the fhuck out of some fried chicken and grilled eggplant. - Not much grosses me out (besides small minded people). - I keep stuff interesting with my various food allergies and environmental allergies. - My existence is a big FU to Darwin. - I actually like scifi. - The bowls I pack are always perfect. - I can put my legs behind my head. While an admirable trait, is there such a thing as an imperfect one?
Harradin Posted June 16, 2013 Posted June 16, 2013 I am an awesome partner because: I am the most loyal person she could ever meet, I'll stand by her through anything. I never ever give up, so she can be assured that I'd be prepared to work through anything no matter how hard the task. I like to give girls gifts, I try to show that I love them by thinking of imaginative gifts. I can do handmade stuff but not very well . I try to tell the girl I love them frequently and I mean it every time I say it. I'd be there for her no matter what, and they can come to me with anything. I'd be crazy about her and I'd show her she was my favourite girl. I have an incredible memory, so anything she tells me, months/years down the line I'll remember it so I can surprise her with something she's always loved but never had. I'd do anything for her. I'm happy to just cuddle and not say anything, I can get very affectionate and cuddly. I'm unpredictable, spontaneous and a bit crazy (in a good way,) so she'd expect something new from me every day. I'm naturally hench, so I could pick her up and carry her for a long time without complaining. I do motorsport, so she can be assured that my driving would be top notch. Plus she could be proud of me when I win my races . I have big hands. My friends are hilarious. Can't really think of anything else.
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