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I'm an awesome girlfriend because:

 

  • I can have multiple orgasms. Oh, and I squirt.
     
  • I'll never cheat on you.
     
  • I am a bundle of petite fun. Throw me around, spin me, tickle me, pull my hair, have-your-way-with-me kind of fun.
     
  • I make killer enchiladas, you'll never be the same after.
     
  • I get really wet when excited.
     
  • I won't complain if you leave the toilet seat up.
     
  • I send sweet naked pictures of myself with a bubble of text along the lines of "You were so amazing at f.cking me in the ass last time that I can't wait for you to fill me up again". It's sweet admiration of my man.
     
  • I love giving presents for no reason.
     
  • I offer to buy dinner too.
     
  • I can admire a girl with nice tits too. Although, I'm more of an ass kind of girl. ;)
     
  • You can hang out with your guy friends.
     
  • I have impeccable wit and charm.
     
  • I'll never turn down sex.
     
  • I like outdoors and don't mind getting dirty ;)

 

Just to name a few. What makes you an awesome partner?

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I was going to happily participate in this thread. But then I read all the stuff you posted. Now I can't seem to formulate coherent thoughts.

 

 

I'll get back to you, but you have quite the head start.

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I'm an awesome girlfriend because:

 

  • I can have multiple orgasms. Oh, and I squirt.
     
  • I'll never cheat on you.
     
  • I am a bundle of petite fun. Throw me around, spin me, tickle me, pull my hair, have-your-way-with-me kind of fun.
     
  • I make killer enchiladas, you'll never be the same after.
     
  • I get really wet when excited.
     
  • I won't complain if you leave the toilet seat up.
     
  • I send sweet naked pictures of myself with a bubble of text along the lines of "You were so amazing at f.cking me in the ass last time that I can't wait for you to fill me up again". It's sweet admiration of my man.
     
  • I love giving presents for no reason.
     
  • I offer to buy dinner too.
     
  • I can admire a girl with nice tits too. Although, I'm more of an ass kind of girl. ;)
     
  • You can hang out with your guy friends.
     
  • I have impeccable wit and charm.
     
  • I'll never turn down sex.
     
  • I like outdoors and don't mind getting dirty ;)

 

Just to name a few. What makes you an awesome partner?

 

If I didn't know better, I'd say you were my wife posting incognito. ;)

 

Except for the outdoors part...she could take it or leave it.

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I errr... Hmmm... No you pretty much covered everything that makes a partner good.

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I make him laugh.

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haha :) Well, nobody has an answer to my question: What makes YOU a great partner?

 

Or maybe what do YOU look for in a great partner?

 

I'm curious! :)

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I really want to participate....but I am trying to cut back on my bragging :).

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sweetkiwi, be my guest!! This is the thread for boasting!! :)

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Well here comes my list :cool::D

 

  • I can't have multiple orgasms but I can give you multiple of them before I have mine ;)
     
  • I won't cheat on you and you can always expect total honesty from my side.
     
  • I am lots of fun, I live to have fun
     
  • I am up to try everything at least once
     
  • I am attentive and caring
     
  • I can dance very good :cool:
     
  • I am not jealous (Not at all!) so you won't need to explain me all what you have done today ;)
     
  • People say I am great at sex ( I promise you... they are right ;) )
     
  • I always take care of myself, you want have complains about my personal fit or hygiene!

 

I guess I have more but then again people may get bored after so many points :lmao:

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sweetkiwi, be my guest!! This is the thread for boasting!! :)

 

Okay, you've convinced me.

- My snores sound like kittens sleeping

- I have sweet smelling armpits

- I am intelligent but often confused

- Not much gets me down

- Strangers like to talk/stare at me

- I can get free stuff wherever I go

- Sometimes I whimper in my sleep

- I can make funny noises with my messed up lungs

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I'm an awesome girlfriend because:

 

  • I can have multiple orgasms. Oh, and I squirt.
     
  • I'll never cheat on you.
     
  • I am a bundle of petite fun. Throw me around, spin me, tickle me, pull my hair, have-your-way-with-me kind of fun.
     
  • I make killer enchiladas, you'll never be the same after.
     
  • I get really wet when excited.
     
  • I won't complain if you leave the toilet seat up.
     
  • I send sweet naked pictures of myself with a bubble of text along the lines of "You were so amazing at f.cking me in the ass last time that I can't wait for you to fill me up again". It's sweet admiration of my man.
     
  • I love giving presents for no reason.
     
  • I offer to buy dinner too.
     
  • I can admire a girl with nice tits too. Although, I'm more of an ass kind of girl. ;)
     
  • You can hang out with your guy friends.
     
  • I have impeccable wit and charm.
     
  • I'll never turn down sex.
     
  • I like outdoors and don't mind getting dirty ;)

Just to name a few. What makes you an awesome partner?

 

Do you fart potpourri, too??:p

 

TFY

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Do you fart potpourri, too??:p

 

TFY

 

Girls don't fart. That sound you hear is actually baby unicorns being released into the world to sprinkle sugar on cookies.

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Okay, you've convinced me.

- My snores sound like kittens sleeping

- I have sweet smelling armpits

- I am intelligent but often confused

- Not much gets me down

- Strangers like to talk/stare at me

- I can get free stuff wherever I go

- Sometimes I whimper in my sleep

- I can make funny noises with my messed up lungs

 

If I were a man, I'd marry you. :love:

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If I were a man, I'd marry you. :love:

 

I am a heavy resister of marriage. But we can make babies.

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- I can make funny noises with my messed up lungs

 

That's so hot. :love:

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Just to name a few. What makes you an awesome partner?

Being resilient, reliable and loyal - as opposed to pretending to be a guy's dream to be liked.

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- I can get free stuff wherever I go

- Sometimes I whimper in my sleep

 

With those two I am convinced you are the woman of my life :p

 

Actually with the free stuff one you had already my heart...I am Dutch I love free stuff ;)

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With those two I am convinced you are the woman of my life :p

 

Actually with the free stuff one you had already my heart...I am Dutch I love free stuff ;)

 

Another sexual fantasy is going to Amsterdam to make a special kinda movie with a certain male poster...

 

Oh crap, wrong thread :D.

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Another sexual fantasy is going to Amsterdam to make a special kinda movie with a certain male poster...

 

Oh crap, wrong thread :D.

 

My dream would be to join in. ;)

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Being resilient, reliable and loyal - as opposed to pretending to be a guy's dream to be liked.

 

Boring! That's what everybody calls themselves! Even if they really aren't.

 

I like vanilla ice-cream

OR

I like vanilla ice-cream with sprinkles, melted nutella, chopped nuts and tons of whip cream. Oh, can't forget the cherry on top!

 

What makes you stick out, what makes you unlike the rest?

 

Be fun. ;)

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Well i don't like to brag but as you asked...

 

  • My obvious good looks, and fine physic :p
  • I work in uniform ;)
  • I'm loyal - incredibly loyal
  • I'm told i'm kinda funny!
  • I'm easy going, i don't try and control people
  • I can cook
  • I'm a don at survival skills - so y'know if we ever get shipwrecked - im your man! :D
  • My eyes change colour depending on my mood and what im doing - which admittedly isn't a sole reason for dating me but still it cant hurt right? and you can always be like "my boyfriends eyes change colour".
  • Im claustrophobic - i don't do elevators so youll always have to take the stairs with me and hence get fit! :laugh:
  • Fitting in to that i hate being indoors hence if your my girl you'll get a good natural tan!
  • I'm hard working
  • I'm good under pressure or in a crisis
  • I give great massages! ;)
  • I have nice hair and my genes say i wont lose it early!

Im waning now! :laugh:

  • Im good with dogs and children
  • Im good at DIY
  • Im reliable
  • I have a boat, so if you like seafood, we'll be quid's in on the grocery bill!

That's all I've got for now! :laugh:

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I can:

 

  • start fires in the wilderness
  • use a map and compass in zero visibility
  • put up a tent
  • keep you warm at night

but then, can't everyone?

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I can:

 

  • start fires in the wilderness
  • use a map and compass in zero visibility
  • put up a tent
  • keep you warm at night

but then, can't everyone?

I can but not everyone can, no :D

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Another sexual fantasy is going to Amsterdam to make a special kinda movie with a certain male poster...

 

Oh crap, wrong thread :D.

 

My dream would be to join in. ;)

 

If you are talking about the same kinda films I am imaging and I am the lucky poster in Amsterdam then I think I just had my first e–threesome :lmao::bunny::bunny:

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I can but not everyone can, no :D

 

Maybe I should add these important skills to my dating profile.

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