youngnlove89 Posted June 14, 2013 Posted June 14, 2013 I'm an awesome girlfriend because: I can have multiple orgasms. Oh, and I squirt. I'll never cheat on you. I am a bundle of petite fun. Throw me around, spin me, tickle me, pull my hair, have-your-way-with-me kind of fun. I make killer enchiladas, you'll never be the same after. I get really wet when excited. I won't complain if you leave the toilet seat up. I send sweet naked pictures of myself with a bubble of text along the lines of "You were so amazing at f.cking me in the ass last time that I can't wait for you to fill me up again". It's sweet admiration of my man. I love giving presents for no reason. I offer to buy dinner too. I can admire a girl with nice tits too. Although, I'm more of an ass kind of girl. You can hang out with your guy friends. I have impeccable wit and charm. I'll never turn down sex. I like outdoors and don't mind getting dirty Just to name a few. What makes you an awesome partner? 5
Keenly Posted June 14, 2013 Posted June 14, 2013 I was going to happily participate in this thread. But then I read all the stuff you posted. Now I can't seem to formulate coherent thoughts. I'll get back to you, but you have quite the head start. 3
KungFuJoe Posted June 14, 2013 Posted June 14, 2013 I'm an awesome girlfriend because: I can have multiple orgasms. Oh, and I squirt. I'll never cheat on you. I am a bundle of petite fun. Throw me around, spin me, tickle me, pull my hair, have-your-way-with-me kind of fun. I make killer enchiladas, you'll never be the same after. I get really wet when excited. I won't complain if you leave the toilet seat up. I send sweet naked pictures of myself with a bubble of text along the lines of "You were so amazing at f.cking me in the ass last time that I can't wait for you to fill me up again". It's sweet admiration of my man. I love giving presents for no reason. I offer to buy dinner too. I can admire a girl with nice tits too. Although, I'm more of an ass kind of girl. You can hang out with your guy friends. I have impeccable wit and charm. I'll never turn down sex. I like outdoors and don't mind getting dirty Just to name a few. What makes you an awesome partner? If I didn't know better, I'd say you were my wife posting incognito. Except for the outdoors part...she could take it or leave it. 1
Eclypse Posted June 14, 2013 Posted June 14, 2013 I errr... Hmmm... No you pretty much covered everything that makes a partner good. 1
Author youngnlove89 Posted June 14, 2013 Author Posted June 14, 2013 haha Well, nobody has an answer to my question: What makes YOU a great partner? Or maybe what do YOU look for in a great partner? I'm curious!
sweetkiwi Posted June 14, 2013 Posted June 14, 2013 I really want to participate....but I am trying to cut back on my bragging . 5
Author youngnlove89 Posted June 14, 2013 Author Posted June 14, 2013 sweetkiwi, be my guest!! This is the thread for boasting!!
therhythm Posted June 14, 2013 Posted June 14, 2013 Well here comes my list I can't have multiple orgasms but I can give you multiple of them before I have mine I won't cheat on you and you can always expect total honesty from my side. I am lots of fun, I live to have fun I am up to try everything at least once I am attentive and caring I can dance very good I am not jealous (Not at all!) so you won't need to explain me all what you have done today People say I am great at sex ( I promise you... they are right ) I always take care of myself, you want have complains about my personal fit or hygiene! I guess I have more but then again people may get bored after so many points 3
sweetkiwi Posted June 14, 2013 Posted June 14, 2013 sweetkiwi, be my guest!! This is the thread for boasting!! Okay, you've convinced me. - My snores sound like kittens sleeping - I have sweet smelling armpits - I am intelligent but often confused - Not much gets me down - Strangers like to talk/stare at me - I can get free stuff wherever I go - Sometimes I whimper in my sleep - I can make funny noises with my messed up lungs 5
thefooloftheyear Posted June 14, 2013 Posted June 14, 2013 I'm an awesome girlfriend because: I can have multiple orgasms. Oh, and I squirt. I'll never cheat on you. I am a bundle of petite fun. Throw me around, spin me, tickle me, pull my hair, have-your-way-with-me kind of fun. I make killer enchiladas, you'll never be the same after. I get really wet when excited. I won't complain if you leave the toilet seat up. I send sweet naked pictures of myself with a bubble of text along the lines of "You were so amazing at f.cking me in the ass last time that I can't wait for you to fill me up again". It's sweet admiration of my man. I love giving presents for no reason. I offer to buy dinner too. I can admire a girl with nice tits too. Although, I'm more of an ass kind of girl. You can hang out with your guy friends. I have impeccable wit and charm. I'll never turn down sex. I like outdoors and don't mind getting dirty Just to name a few. What makes you an awesome partner? Do you fart potpourri, too?? TFY 2
Author youngnlove89 Posted June 14, 2013 Author Posted June 14, 2013 Do you fart potpourri, too?? TFY Girls don't fart. That sound you hear is actually baby unicorns being released into the world to sprinkle sugar on cookies. 3
Author youngnlove89 Posted June 14, 2013 Author Posted June 14, 2013 Okay, you've convinced me. - My snores sound like kittens sleeping - I have sweet smelling armpits - I am intelligent but often confused - Not much gets me down - Strangers like to talk/stare at me - I can get free stuff wherever I go - Sometimes I whimper in my sleep - I can make funny noises with my messed up lungs If I were a man, I'd marry you.
sweetkiwi Posted June 14, 2013 Posted June 14, 2013 If I were a man, I'd marry you. I am a heavy resister of marriage. But we can make babies. 1
sillyanswer Posted June 14, 2013 Posted June 14, 2013 - I can make funny noises with my messed up lungs That's so hot. 2
Emilia Posted June 14, 2013 Posted June 14, 2013 Just to name a few. What makes you an awesome partner? Being resilient, reliable and loyal - as opposed to pretending to be a guy's dream to be liked. 5
therhythm Posted June 14, 2013 Posted June 14, 2013 - I can get free stuff wherever I go - Sometimes I whimper in my sleep With those two I am convinced you are the woman of my life Actually with the free stuff one you had already my heart...I am Dutch I love free stuff 1
sweetkiwi Posted June 14, 2013 Posted June 14, 2013 With those two I am convinced you are the woman of my life Actually with the free stuff one you had already my heart...I am Dutch I love free stuff Another sexual fantasy is going to Amsterdam to make a special kinda movie with a certain male poster... Oh crap, wrong thread . 2
Author youngnlove89 Posted June 14, 2013 Author Posted June 14, 2013 Another sexual fantasy is going to Amsterdam to make a special kinda movie with a certain male poster... Oh crap, wrong thread . My dream would be to join in. 1
Author youngnlove89 Posted June 14, 2013 Author Posted June 14, 2013 Being resilient, reliable and loyal - as opposed to pretending to be a guy's dream to be liked. Boring! That's what everybody calls themselves! Even if they really aren't. I like vanilla ice-cream OR I like vanilla ice-cream with sprinkles, melted nutella, chopped nuts and tons of whip cream. Oh, can't forget the cherry on top! What makes you stick out, what makes you unlike the rest? Be fun.
Shepp Posted June 14, 2013 Posted June 14, 2013 Well i don't like to brag but as you asked... My obvious good looks, and fine physic I work in uniform I'm loyal - incredibly loyalI'm told i'm kinda funny!I'm easy going, i don't try and control peopleI can cookI'm a don at survival skills - so y'know if we ever get shipwrecked - im your man! My eyes change colour depending on my mood and what im doing - which admittedly isn't a sole reason for dating me but still it cant hurt right? and you can always be like "my boyfriends eyes change colour".Im claustrophobic - i don't do elevators so youll always have to take the stairs with me and hence get fit! Fitting in to that i hate being indoors hence if your my girl you'll get a good natural tan!I'm hard workingI'm good under pressure or in a crisisI give great massages! I have nice hair and my genes say i wont lose it early!Im waning now! Im good with dogs and childrenIm good at DIYIm reliableI have a boat, so if you like seafood, we'll be quid's in on the grocery bill!That's all I've got for now! 1
sillyanswer Posted June 14, 2013 Posted June 14, 2013 I can: start fires in the wildernessuse a map and compass in zero visibilityput up a tentkeep you warm at night but then, can't everyone? 2
Emilia Posted June 14, 2013 Posted June 14, 2013 I can: start fires in the wildernessuse a map and compass in zero visibilityput up a tentkeep you warm at night but then, can't everyone? I can but not everyone can, no 1
therhythm Posted June 14, 2013 Posted June 14, 2013 Another sexual fantasy is going to Amsterdam to make a special kinda movie with a certain male poster... Oh crap, wrong thread . My dream would be to join in. If you are talking about the same kinda films I am imaging and I am the lucky poster in Amsterdam then I think I just had my first e–threesome :bunny: 2
sillyanswer Posted June 14, 2013 Posted June 14, 2013 I can but not everyone can, no Maybe I should add these important skills to my dating profile.
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