ltjg45 Posted June 6, 2013 Posted June 6, 2013 Will this web site collapse if NYC Big Kat and somedude both get laid tonight? Somedude is impressive enough. I have a hard time taking Big Kat's "achievement" too highly though. Screwing a female he has no interest in is hardly any better than remaining a virgin. Like what does he really gain out of it other than putting his dick in a vagina? If I don't have some form of a connection with a woman, I'm not putting my dick in anything that belongs to her, regardless of how attractive she is. It's really no different than having sex with an escort, just less damaging if mentioned to other women. 1
Shaun-Dro Posted June 6, 2013 Posted June 6, 2013 My uncle has problems & stuff but he's happy with his life & I feel jealous of him cause of that u know. I guess nothings worked on me so the 40 yr old is last resort. I give him credit for trying when nobody else in my family even listens. My uncle lets me talk for hours & hours & never does anything & he just smokes his cigs & looks at me & it makes me feel comfortable around him. Nobody else really cares except my buddy but he says to let my uncle help cause he's a pro. Just feeling weird about tonight. Wow, your uncle has really thrown you to the wolves . I feel he pities you, but is also fed up, so yea, this is the last resort, Bigkat. I know people in the forums despise the dude and thinks the worst of him, just like your family, but he's actually kind of cool because he doesn't care what others think of him and that's what makes him a alpha male. Modern women both love it and hate it simultaneously. Bigkat, learn from him! As for having experimental sex with a cougar, I cant imagine myself doing anything like that, but since you've gone the desperate route, good luck to you, bro. Please report back on what happens, if you follow through.
Feelin Frisky Posted June 6, 2013 Posted June 6, 2013 Hey nephew put down the video games first she needs you to go down to the store pick her up A 6pack of beer and cartoon of cigs.... Then once she is tipsey you can have at it.... As long as you keep her boozed up she is all yours Get her a Champale and a bag of pork rinds and don't forget those cigs. Aw, maybe it's not as bad as that.
dreamingoftigers Posted June 6, 2013 Posted June 6, 2013 Um..my uncle used to want me to smoke weed with him & he invites me to underground parties all the time & other stuff u know. My family hates him alot & my mom she's his bigger sister really really hates him & says he's the greaseball of the family but he treats me good & lets me stay at his apt all the time & tries to help me when other people dont except my best friend in my neighborhood. Anyway um..I'm feeling really weird about having sex with a lady in her 40s 'cause my mom is 46 & my uncles knows this & I told him it & he laughs & says just get this over with so I'm stuck now . You shouldn't have to have an unhappy face at the end of a paragraph detailing a sexual experience. Stand up for yourself and don't allow him to shame you into this. You'll either end up hooked or strange or very ashamed or both. You don't need to "practice." "Practice" is such a sleazebag excuse. I'm sure you've seen enough porn with your uncle to have a basic understanding of how the parts work. Avoid the cat though. Totally avoid the cat.
dreamingoftigers Posted June 6, 2013 Posted June 6, 2013 Yea u are so so right but u know he says he's done if I cant get this done so I kinda gotta find a way unless I say I'm sick or something? I'm really supposed to go to her place this evening after 7pm. I called my uncle this morning & said 'what if she doesn't like me I'm gonna be embarrassed' & he says 'you'r giving me a headache' so I guess that's a hint to shut up & just do it huh? Damn I should've lied & made him think I already was in a relationship with a girl but then he's gonna wanna see who she is . Tell him that you met Japanese twins at the bar. oh yeah, and to fu*k off. You decide by yourself where you put your dick. And what STDs you want to risk and if he's serious about ending his association with you over that then fu*k him. Not literally. Definitely not literally. No caring uncle would push this much less when a nephew doesn't want it.
dreamingoftigers Posted June 6, 2013 Posted June 6, 2013 I thought it was pretty screwed up to watch porn with your uncle. But the rest of your post is just.. Wow. Like where the Hell do you find a 40 year old woman who's like, "oh yeah sure, I'll do this and that to your nephew, send him on over." How in the world does one even lower oneself to have that conversation and "book and appointment." Mileage!? The woman has mileage on here!? What in the Hell?
dreamingoftigers Posted June 6, 2013 Posted June 6, 2013 My uncle has problems & stuff but he's happy with his life & I feel jealous of him cause of that u know. I guess nothings worked on me so the 40 yr old is last resort. I give him credit for trying when nobody else in my family even listens. My uncle lets me talk for hours & hours & never does anything & he just smokes his cigs & looks at me & it makes me feel comfortable around him. Nobody else really cares except my buddy but he says to let my uncle help cause he's a pro. Just feeling weird about tonight. Dude, find some other friends. And a counselor.
ltjg45 Posted June 6, 2013 Posted June 6, 2013 Dude, find some other friends. And a counselor. Really, if you lose your uncle because you didn't do this, that would be the biggest blessing you can ever get. 1
spiderowl Posted June 6, 2013 Posted June 6, 2013 Um..my uncle used to want me to smoke weed with him & he invites me to underground parties all the time & other stuff u know. My family hates him alot & my mom she's his bigger sister really really hates him & says he's the greaseball of the family but he treats me good & lets me stay at his apt all the time & tries to help me when other people dont except my best friend in my neighborhood. Anyway um..I'm feeling really weird about having sex with a lady in her 40s 'cause my mom is 46 & my uncles knows this & I told him it & he laughs & says just get this over with so I'm stuck now . Yes, sounds like he is the greaseball of the family! Don't you have a mind of your own? You're a grown man. You don't have to do anything you don't want. Sounds like your uncle sleaze and girlfriend are putting pressure on you. If you don't comply, they will be cross because it will show they can't control you. I suspect they are into controlling you. At some point in any relationship, there is a point where you have to be true to yourself. Think about what you want/feel. Trust your instincts. Would you want a potential girlfriend to be pressured into having sex with an older guy to get experience?
Shaun-Dro Posted June 6, 2013 Posted June 6, 2013 Yes, sounds like he is the greaseball of the family! Don't you have a mind of your own? You're a grown man. You don't have to do anything you don't want. Sounds like your uncle sleaze and girlfriend are putting pressure on you. If you don't comply, they will be cross because it will show they can't control you. I suspect they are into controlling you. At some point in any relationship, there is a point where you have to be true to yourself. Think about what you want/feel. Trust your instincts. Would you want a potential girlfriend to be pressured into having sex with an older guy to get experience? What you state isn't bad and you argue good points, but Bigkat can't get a girl to save his life. His dubious uncle is literally saving Bigkat's ass and he knows it, so why not comply, be a real man for once, and get the job done so he can let all this pented-up frustration of not being able to get laid go.
ltjg45 Posted June 6, 2013 Posted June 6, 2013 so why not comply, be a real man for once, and get the job done so he can let all this pented-up frustration of not being able to get laid go. I'm sure Big Kat wants more sexual activity than just a one-night stand with some old hag that only doing this as some sort of business agreement. I wouldn't even count that as losing your virginity any more than using your right hand. 1
Author NYC-BigKat Posted June 7, 2013 Author Posted June 7, 2013 I just gave this very advice to another poster here. I told him to go be with an old girl so that he can gain experience. I think it's good advice big kat. Go bust your nut. I didn't do it. I told my uncle i had an emergency & he didn't care anyway. I just cant sleep with a lady my moms age nope. 2
dreamingoftigers Posted June 7, 2013 Posted June 7, 2013 I didn't do it. I told my uncle i had an emergency & he didn't care anyway. I just cant sleep with a lady my moms age nope. Good for you. Now try to examine how you ended up in this situation to begin with.
dreamingoftigers Posted June 7, 2013 Posted June 7, 2013 I didn't do it. I told my uncle i had an emergency & he didn't care anyway. I just cant sleep with a lady my moms age nope. That really wasn't a normal thing to do at all. You hadn't even met her. And it's your first time. You should be able to at least select for yourself who you want to sleep with. Imagine what a weirdo she must be to just get random guys via your uncle showing up to her door!
StanMusial Posted June 7, 2013 Posted June 7, 2013 Even fat girls want a skinny hot athletic boyfriend... Only after they have a few different babies from Different fathers do they settle on a ugly dude Yeah, they can want in one hand and shet in the other, and see which hand gets full quicker. Plus, I did mention "drunk"....
RedRobin Posted June 7, 2013 Posted June 7, 2013 (edited) I didn't do it. I told my uncle i had an emergency & he didn't care anyway. I just cant sleep with a lady my moms age nope. Good for you! Now, if you further develop into a man who also can't sleep with a lady young enough to be your daughter, that would be real progress in 'man' kind. ...but seriously... Your first experiences color your perception of sex for a very long time. I've met men who were really hurt badly by negative early sexual experiences. I'd suggest you find someone gentle and caring... and certainly not a stranger. Edited June 7, 2013 by RedRobin 2
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