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Will this web site collapse if NYC Big Kat and somedude both get laid tonight?

 

Somedude is impressive enough.

 

I have a hard time taking Big Kat's "achievement" too highly though. Screwing a female he has no interest in is hardly any better than remaining a virgin.

 

Like what does he really gain out of it other than putting his dick in a vagina? If I don't have some form of a connection with a woman, I'm not putting my dick in anything that belongs to her, regardless of how attractive she is.

 

It's really no different than having sex with an escort, just less damaging if mentioned to other women.

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My uncle has problems & stuff but he's happy with his life & I feel jealous of him cause of that u know. I guess nothings worked on me so the 40 yr old is last resort. I give him credit for trying when nobody else in my family even listens. My uncle lets me talk for hours & hours & never does anything & he just smokes his cigs & looks at me & it makes me feel comfortable around him. Nobody else really cares except my buddy but he says to let my uncle help cause he's a pro. Just feeling weird about tonight.

 

Wow, your uncle has really thrown you to the wolves :D. I feel he pities you, but is also fed up, so yea, this is the last resort, Bigkat.

 

I know people in the forums despise the dude and thinks the worst of him, just like your family, but he's actually kind of cool because he doesn't care what others think of him and that's what makes him a alpha male. Modern women both love it and hate it simultaneously. Bigkat, learn from him!

 

As for having experimental sex with a cougar, I cant imagine myself doing anything like that, but since you've gone the desperate route, good luck to you, bro. Please report back on what happens, if you follow through.

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Hey nephew put down the video games

 

first she needs you to go down to the store pick her up

A 6pack of beer and cartoon of cigs....

 

Then once she is tipsey you can have at it....

As long as you keep her boozed up she is all yours

 

Get her a Champale and a bag of pork rinds and don't forget those cigs. :D

 

Aw, maybe it's not as bad as that.

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Um..my uncle used to want me to smoke weed with him & he invites me to underground parties all the time & other stuff u know. My family hates him alot & my mom she's his bigger sister really really hates him & says he's the greaseball of the family but he treats me good & lets me stay at his apt all the time & tries to help me when other people dont except my best friend in my neighborhood. Anyway um..I'm feeling really weird about having sex with a lady in her 40s 'cause my mom is 46 & my uncles knows this & I told him it & he laughs & says just get this over with so I'm stuck now :(.

 

You shouldn't have to have an unhappy face at the end of a paragraph detailing a sexual experience.

 

Stand up for yourself and don't allow him to shame you into this.

 

You'll either end up hooked or strange or very ashamed or both.

 

You don't need to "practice." "Practice" is such a sleazebag excuse.:sick:

 

I'm sure you've seen enough porn with your uncle to have a basic understanding of how the parts work.

 

Avoid the cat though. Totally avoid the cat.

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Yea u are so so right but u know he says he's done if I cant get this done so I kinda gotta find a way unless I say I'm sick or something? I'm really supposed to go to her place this evening after 7pm. I called my uncle this morning & said 'what if she doesn't like me I'm gonna be embarrassed' & he says 'you'r giving me a headache' so I guess that's a hint to shut up & just do it huh? Damn I should've lied & made him think I already was in a relationship with a girl but then he's gonna wanna see who she is :o.

 

Tell him that you met Japanese twins at the bar.

 

oh yeah, and to fu*k off. You decide by yourself where you put your dick. And what STDs you want to risk and if he's serious about ending his association with you over that then fu*k him. Not literally. Definitely not literally.

 

No caring uncle would push this much less when a nephew doesn't want it.

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I thought it was pretty screwed up to watch porn with your uncle.

 

But the rest of your post is just.. Wow.

 

Like where the Hell do you find a 40 year old woman who's like, "oh yeah sure, I'll do this and that to your nephew, send him on over."

 

How in the world does one even lower oneself to have that conversation and "book and appointment."

 

Mileage!? The woman has mileage on here!? What in the Hell?

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My uncle has problems & stuff but he's happy with his life & I feel jealous of him cause of that u know. I guess nothings worked on me so the 40 yr old is last resort. I give him credit for trying when nobody else in my family even listens. My uncle lets me talk for hours & hours & never does anything & he just smokes his cigs & looks at me & it makes me feel comfortable around him. Nobody else really cares except my buddy but he says to let my uncle help cause he's a pro. Just feeling weird about tonight.

 

Dude, find some other friends. And a counselor.

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Dude, find some other friends. And a counselor.

 

Really, if you lose your uncle because you didn't do this, that would be the biggest blessing you can ever get.

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Um..my uncle used to want me to smoke weed with him & he invites me to underground parties all the time & other stuff u know. My family hates him alot & my mom she's his bigger sister really really hates him & says he's the greaseball of the family but he treats me good & lets me stay at his apt all the time & tries to help me when other people dont except my best friend in my neighborhood. Anyway um..I'm feeling really weird about having sex with a lady in her 40s 'cause my mom is 46 & my uncles knows this & I told him it & he laughs & says just get this over with so I'm stuck now :(.

Yes, sounds like he is the greaseball of the family!

 

Don't you have a mind of your own? You're a grown man. You don't have to do anything you don't want. Sounds like your uncle sleaze and girlfriend are putting pressure on you. If you don't comply, they will be cross because it will show they can't control you. I suspect they are into controlling you. At some point in any relationship, there is a point where you have to be true to yourself. Think about what you want/feel. Trust your instincts. Would you want a potential girlfriend to be pressured into having sex with an older guy to get experience?

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Yes, sounds like he is the greaseball of the family!

 

Don't you have a mind of your own? You're a grown man. You don't have to do anything you don't want. Sounds like your uncle sleaze and girlfriend are putting pressure on you. If you don't comply, they will be cross because it will show they can't control you. I suspect they are into controlling you. At some point in any relationship, there is a point where you have to be true to yourself. Think about what you want/feel. Trust your instincts. Would you want a potential girlfriend to be pressured into having sex with an older guy to get experience?

 

What you state isn't bad and you argue good points, but Bigkat can't get a girl to save his life. His dubious uncle is literally saving Bigkat's ass and he knows it, so why not comply, be a real man for once, and get the job done so he can let all this pented-up frustration of not being able to get laid go.

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so why not comply, be a real man for once, and get the job done so he can let all this pented-up frustration of not being able to get laid go.

 

I'm sure Big Kat wants more sexual activity than just a one-night stand with some old hag that only doing this as some sort of business agreement.

 

I wouldn't even count that as losing your virginity any more than using your right hand.

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I just gave this very advice to another poster here.

 

I told him to go be with an old girl so that he can gain experience.

 

I think it's good advice big kat. Go bust your nut.

 

I didn't do it. I told my uncle i had an emergency & he didn't care anyway. I just cant sleep with a lady my moms age nope.

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I didn't do it. I told my uncle i had an emergency & he didn't care anyway. I just cant sleep with a lady my moms age nope.

 

Good for you.

 

Now try to examine how you ended up in this situation to begin with.

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I didn't do it. I told my uncle i had an emergency & he didn't care anyway. I just cant sleep with a lady my moms age nope.

 

That really wasn't a normal thing to do at all.

 

You hadn't even met her. And it's your first time.

 

You should be able to at least select for yourself who you want to sleep with.

 

Imagine what a weirdo she must be to just get random guys via your uncle showing up to her door!

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Even fat girls want a skinny hot athletic boyfriend...

 

Only after they have a few different babies from

Different fathers do they settle on a ugly dude

 

Yeah, they can want in one hand and shet in the other, and see which hand gets full quicker.

 

Plus, I did mention "drunk"....

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I didn't do it. I told my uncle i had an emergency & he didn't care anyway. I just cant sleep with a lady my moms age nope.

 

Good for you! Now, if you further develop into a man who also can't sleep with a lady young enough to be your daughter, that would be real progress in 'man' kind.

 

...but seriously...

 

Your first experiences color your perception of sex for a very long time. I've met men who were really hurt badly by negative early sexual experiences. I'd suggest you find someone gentle and caring... and certainly not a stranger.

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