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I cant believe it but he really really wants me to. Um..this is how it happened today when I went to his basement apt. We played ps3 for a while & then we watched some porn & then he got phone calls so the porn had to come off so we stopped watching it & his girlfriend came over & they both talked about how to get me going in the dating world since my luck is really bad :(. Thats' when my uncle said he knew this older lady in her 40s that I can practice on & his girlfriend agreed. My uncle said just like this 'she's got a lot of mileage on her, but she's a nice old girl that'll let u get your glove on smooth' & now I got the appt with her for tomorrow after work at her place. I saw her picture & she looks okay with big breasts but lots of stretch marks & my uncle says those are the miles & laughs. He also says that if I dont do this I'll never get good with girls & he's done with me & his girlfriend agrees so I guess this is the last straw huh :o?

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Go for it. Older women are often times awesome in bed. When I was 19, I got seduced by a 40-year-old woman, and that changed my life. I think you should practice on her.

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I cant believe it but he really really wants me to. Um..this is how it happened today when I went to his basement apt. We played ps3 for a while & then we watched some porn & then he got phone calls so the porn had to come off so we stopped watching it & his girlfriend came over & they both talked about how to get me going in the dating world since my luck is really bad :(. Thats' when my uncle said he knew this older lady in her 40s that I can practice on & his girlfriend agreed. My uncle said just like this 'she's got a lot of mileage on her, but she's a nice old girl that'll let u get your glove on smooth' & now I got the appt with her for tomorrow after work at her place. I saw her picture & she looks okay with big breasts but lots of stretch marks & my uncle says those are the miles & laughs. He also says that if I dont do this I'll never get good with girls & he's done with me & his girlfriend agrees so I guess this is the last straw huh :o?

 

Stop playing video games lounging watching porn

Goto the gym eat healthy wear clean clothes stay

Groomed.

 

Read books about fine arts

Places around the usa and world

Study local landmarks and nearby events

 

Be interesting to talk to and eazy on the eyes

And guess what happens?

 

You got it BING BING BING alarm bell rings

You just went from being unattractive to attractive

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My sleaze-o-meter just went off the scale

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My sleaze-o-meter just went off the scale

 

Hey nephew put down the video games

 

first she needs you to go down to the store pick her up

A 6pack of beer and cartoon of cigs....

 

Then once she is tipsey you can have at it....

As long as you keep her boozed up she is all yours

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Why are you watching porn with your uncle? At 24 no less.....

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Big Kat you're a young man, don't do it!!!

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Why are you watching porn with your uncle? At 24 no less.....

 

I dont know but he just clicked it on for a while & it had lots of 3 somes & one with a cat in it & my uncle laughs. Um.. I'm really really nervous about this lady. Is she a cougar?

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Fella just find some drunk fat girls. You don't even have to tell anyone. Especially your uncle.

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Um.. I'm really really nervous about this lady. Is she a cougar?

 

You might want to bring some alcohol. You'll need it to loosen up and older women love the "whiskey dick".

 

Either way I would do it because you clearly need some experience. Once you have a few notches under your belt you will be a lot more confident.

 

Fella just find some drunk fat girls. You don't even have to tell anyone. Especially your uncle.

 

Hahaha even fat girls are difficult these days.

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I find it odd you'd watch porn with your uncle. IJS

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Even fat girls want a skinny hot athletic boyfriend...

 

Only after they have a few different babies from

Different fathers do they settle on a ugly dude

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I recommend you "practice" by pegging your uncle! Problem solved.

 

He won't say no, I have the videos.

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I find it odd you'd watch porn with your uncle. IJS

 

Um..my uncle used to want me to smoke weed with him & he invites me to underground parties all the time & other stuff u know. My family hates him alot & my mom she's his bigger sister really really hates him & says he's the greaseball of the family but he treats me good & lets me stay at his apt all the time & tries to help me when other people dont except my best friend in my neighborhood. Anyway um..I'm feeling really weird about having sex with a lady in her 40s 'cause my mom is 46 & my uncles knows this & I told him it & he laughs & says just get this over with so I'm stuck now :(.

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Anyway um..I'm feeling really weird about having sex with a lady in her 40s 'cause my mom is 46 & my uncles knows this & I told him it & he laughs & says just get this over with so I'm stuck now :(.

 

Hey... the other dudes here seem to have no problems effing girls young enough to be their daughters or close to it...

 

fair is fair... you gotta take one for the team... just like these younger girls do when no one their own age wants to date them and some 40+ guy gives them some attention. :rolleyes:

 

I'm kidding...

 

Don't let your greaseball uncle talk you into anything you don't want to do.

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A lot of women in their forties can still get pregnant. Find out if she's had a hysterectomy or her tubes tied, then no worries. Otherwise bring several condoms.

 

Since you admitted you were fat and no prize yourself, you might be well matched. Good luck!

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OP, I'm curious. I rarely ask this question online but......do you have any learning difficulties?

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Hey... the other dudes here seem to have no problems effing girls young enough to be their daughters or close to it...

 

fair is fair... you gotta take one for the team... just like these younger girls do when no one their own age wants to date them and some 40+ guy gives them some attention. :rolleyes:

 

I'm kidding...

 

Don't let your greaseball uncle talk you into anything you don't want to do.

 

Yea u are so so right but u know he says he's done if I cant get this done so I kinda gotta find a way unless I say I'm sick or something? I'm really supposed to go to her place this evening after 7pm. I called my uncle this morning & said 'what if she doesn't like me I'm gonna be embarrassed' & he says 'you'r giving me a headache' so I guess that's a hint to shut up & just do it huh? Damn I should've lied & made him think I already was in a relationship with a girl but then he's gonna wanna see who she is :o.

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OP, I'm curious. I rarely ask this question online but......do you have any learning difficulties?

 

Not sure what u mean? I guess I'm kinda a slow learner but I passed all of my classes in college with mostly B's & some A's so I'm not retarded. I just get nervous a lot for some reason I cant really help it & I feel self conscious a lot too u know when people stare at me :o.

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Um..my uncle used to want me to smoke weed with him & he invites me to underground parties all the time & other stuff u know. My family hates him alot & my mom she's his bigger sister really really hates him & says he's the greaseball of the family but he treats me good & lets me stay at his apt all the time & tries to help me when other people dont except my best friend in my neighborhood. Anyway um..I'm feeling really weird about having sex with a lady in her 40s 'cause my mom is 46 & my uncles knows this & I told him it & he laughs & says just get this over with so I'm stuck now :(.

 

There's a reason your family doesn't like him.

 

You think it's "cool" that your uncle pushes drugs and porn on you? and tells you to go f.uck 40 year old women?

 

If he was so great to you and treated you so "good" then he'd tell you to get your a.ss off the couch. Stop playing video games, stop watching porn, and learn how to navigate the world socially.

 

Banging a 40 year old woman isn't going to magically make you some Adonis.

 

This whole situation is all sorts of screwed up if you ask me.

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I cant believe it but he really really wants me to. Um..this is how it happened today when I went to his basement apt. We played ps3 for a while & then we watched some porn & then he got phone calls so the porn had to come off so we stopped watching it & his girlfriend came over & they both talked about how to get me going in the dating world since my luck is really bad :(. Thats' when my uncle said he knew this older lady in her 40s that I can practice on & his girlfriend agreed. My uncle said just like this 'she's got a lot of mileage on her, but she's a nice old girl that'll let u get your glove on smooth' & now I got the appt with her for tomorrow after work at her place. I saw her picture & she looks okay with big breasts but lots of stretch marks & my uncle says those are the miles & laughs. He also says that if I dont do this I'll never get good with girls & he's done with me & his girlfriend agrees so I guess this is the last straw huh :o?

 

 

 

I thought it was pretty screwed up to watch porn with your uncle.

 

But the rest of your post is just.. Wow.

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40 is an old lady? Wait, I guess to someone who plays video games in a basement it is. If you're not comfortable doing her, why don't you watch the two of them in action and pick up some sloppy seconds?

 

Someone please tell me this is a troll.

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I just gave this very advice to another poster here.

 

I told him to go be with an old girl so that he can gain experience.

 

I think it's good advice big kat. Go bust your nut.

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I thought it was pretty screwed up to watch porn with your uncle.

 

But the rest of your post is just.. Wow.

 

My uncle has problems & stuff but he's happy with his life & I feel jealous of him cause of that u know. I guess nothings worked on me so the 40 yr old is last resort. I give him credit for trying when nobody else in my family even listens. My uncle lets me talk for hours & hours & never does anything & he just smokes his cigs & looks at me & it makes me feel comfortable around him. Nobody else really cares except my buddy but he says to let my uncle help cause he's a pro. Just feeling weird about tonight.

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Good luck, and be sure to report back.

 

Will this web site collapse if NYC Big Kat and somedude both get laid tonight?

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