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It's a typical Sunday night here. Boy is in bed, the other half is either playing his game or watching something on the boob tube, and here I sit in the computer room.

 

The computer faces the street and the guy (and his family) that lives across the street. They have a decent sized house with a 2 car garage. One cannot actually fit cars in the garage because of the piles of crap in there. And yes, I can see the mountains of junk stacked up in my neighbors garage across the street without binoculars. (sp?)

 

Most of the time he spends hours just moving junk to one to the other. Then there are times he sits all day shining car parts. Don't ask, because I don't know nor do I want to.

 

Tonight it isn't the usual just hearing things hit the concrete floor from over there. Instead he's over there and loudly muttering to himself only to become louder with the "DAMN IT's" "AH sh*t's!!" and of course the F-bomb..."F**K!!" over and over again.

 

Now, if he were actually working on one of the what seems like 5,000 vehicles he has all over their yard, I can see what all the muttering is about. I was brought up with mechanics and somehow swearing makes {insert auto part here} go in better.

 

However, he isn't doing anything other than roaming around the garage and swearing. WTF dude!?! Not to be confused with the new cock member that goes by DUDEWTF. LOL

 

What's the point of this mind numbing post? There isn't one really, other than I have an annoying neighbor. I refuse to close the window as night time is the only time I can actually enjoy fresh air without choking to death on pollen and whatever other stuff is floating around in the air.

 

Since I'm here...any of the guys here that either A) have a gargage or B) Hang out at a buddies house that has one, is this the kinds of things you do? Or is my neighbor just a 65 year old man that seriously needs to get a life?

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Since I'm here...any of the guys here that either A) have a gargage or B) Hang out at a buddies house that has one, is this the kinds of things you do? Or is my neighbor just a 65 year old man that seriously needs to get a life?

 

Well, sometimes I get frustrated when the cars I build don't want to cooperate while going together. But I prefer to walk it off rather than stand there and curse at it. Then again, I'm out in the boonies, so if I did curse at it, noone would really know about it.

 

Some guys just don't have the patience to take the time and do it right. So they, "force" it and usually they think by cursing at it, the will of it will give in.

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Seeing as "f*cking" describes an activity that implies one part sliding smoothly into a greater (w)hole, it's only natural for a mechanic to swear, in an attempt to smooth the assembly.

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