bellasue Posted May 25, 2013 Posted May 25, 2013 I don't know all the rules about the boards. I think my last attempt at levity got deleted by the mods. But I'll give it a shot, since we all need a few smiles every now and again. So, what are some of the lines/quotes fellow posters have written? You know, the ones that make you spit out your coffee! I'll start, although I admit I am quoting loosely and I can't give credit where credit is due....... -We're all in this same leaky boat together..... -you'll be thrown under the bus so quickly you'll need a tow truck to remove yourself. Anyone else? Sorry if this offends anyone. I know we are all trying to heal.
Goodbye Posted May 25, 2013 Posted May 25, 2013 "My kids teacher says that she has noticed that most bullies come from homes of divorced parents"
Praying4Peace Posted May 25, 2013 Posted May 25, 2013 I love this idea! I don't know who said this but it made me laugh so hard I posted it in the notes section of my phone: "You should be running like you were wearing gasoline panties and he was chasing you with a lit match" :lmao::lmao: 3
DelusionalOne Posted May 26, 2013 Posted May 26, 2013 The two I remember best that made me spit coffee on my computer screen... - I wouldn't pee on him if he were on fire and - the first 200lbs of ass disappeared instantly 2
Praying4Peace Posted May 28, 2013 Posted May 28, 2013 This: And if he couldn't wipe his ass well enough to not leave feces in his underwear I would buy him cases of baby wipes because hygiene is SO important especially for someone I'm having sexual intercourse with on a regular basis. This is something out of a non traditional Hallmark card. True Love = understanding you need babywipes for your crusty ass. 1
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