New life!

[Simpleoldschool]

ok so when i write stuff like this i get girly. oh well. guess im not too oldschool after all hahahaha.

 

Ok so i know this girl works at this place ya' see. and so we prettty much shared a moment and i dont think it was misinterpreted as customer service. hahah customer service.

 

man im bad.

 

anyway so i dont tottaly go into stalker mode i need some advision!

 

im also posting this so you all see there is another side post-divorce or seperation or whatever etc etc. add the etc that fits you!

 

so ive been out the game for a bit. HOW THE HELL DO YOU GET OVER BEING NERVOUS. man i feel like two rocks smashed my lips -immovable object meets maximum resis-tOnce ( add frence accent hahaha HO HO! WE WE!) each time i see her and like my heart is playing wall-ball with my chest. I EVEN STARTED SWEATING. hahaha now im pretty sure she likes me. its the way she looked and smiled at me that i thought the " ok come talk to me was given". and i standed there like a nianderthal i would have been more productive beating my head with a clumb screaming!

 

eeeeeeeeee I JUST DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO.

 

i went there today, and i am not trying to go stalker mode.

 

I feel wierd at times too. im only attracted to certain things i find attractive? HAHAHAHA.

 

anyways..... so yeah even if a girl is a ten based on proportions and symetry i could absolutely not be attracted. im attracted to someones heart and boy man was this girl NIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEE. to me atleast so much so i was like dayyyuuuummmmmmm daddy wants a cookie!

 

hahahahahaha wtf im crazy.

 

anyways. so what do i do? how do i even talk to her? i cant remember how to do this stuff? i was a perfectionist at one time blazing it down. never for sex but a chance at honest love. this time i just want to get to know her but i cant ask her for her numba what the world? im lost in translation!

 

 

i cant even like.....come up with ideas

 

 

haha i doubt calling her sweet cakes would work. slap in my face whatttt damn girl you got arnold schwarzeneggar under that shirt. slap slap. damn and ronnie coleman whattttt!

 

hahah ok but for real. anyone got tips?

 

ughhhh hahahah btw omg watch the hilarious veio called "arnold driving on youtube" all its a pick me up!

Edited May 21, 2013 by Simpleoldschool

[TaraMaiden]

based on the manic tenor of your thread, if I knew you were interested in me, I'd run a mile.

 

You need to calm yourself - honestly, you come over as some hyper-active psycho....

[Gunny376]

Here's a Wild and Crazy idea, that's always worked well for me?

 

Why not just concentrate and focus on become good acquaintances, then friends, the good friends, and the best of friends, and then each others best friend ~ exclusive of any expectations.

 

How about laying a good and solid foundation of commitment to just another human being? Flesh and blood? With feelings and emotions, wants, needs, and desires ~ and dare I say it? Dreams?

 

Why not build a relationship upon communication, getting to know one another, understanding one another, being there for one another? If it grows into something larger and greater? Great!

 

But trying to go from "acquaintances" to lovers seldom last and usually is nothing more than a flash in the pan?

 

Don't you want and deserve more than that?

[Simpleoldschool]

haha

 

to tara-maiden.

 

My dear,

 

you words would hurt if i beilieved them into the reality they dont exist.

 

First, i have no problem with women. if you saw me you'd be singing like a bird. thats not cocky or arrogant. I know how women view me. as a play thing, a sexual toy.

 

To be honest my facial features are mostly feminine along with my hands and my itsy bitsy feet.

 

the only real give away are my body structure, the bulk and stockyness.

and my facial hair.

 

second no women has ever called me handsome, they have called me beautifull. gorgeous. no masculine overtones to their description. half the women i have ever been with have been uncomfortable because i actually look according to them better than they do.

 

ive dated actual models. my ex-wife was an australian model.

 

cavaet: men, never NEVER date or marry a model. its badddddd buisness.

 

Im fiscally responsible etc etc. i bring alot to the table. so tara, if you dont mind me calling you that hahah if you saw me you would run a mile in my direction . hahahahaha

 

i just have to be carefull with women and around men. even men on the other side of the fence try to flirt with me.... ohhh hows that has been uncomfortable.

 

im on the side of the fence where men get uncomfortable around me because they think ill steal their girl and women around me want to play sex games. i dont like being treated that way by either but when i show people my heart and good intentions and that i understand boundaries they actually become my best friends and me theirs. there is nothing i will not do for a friend.

 

 

second to gunny:

 

very true. i beilieve everything you have said.

 

btw are you ex-mil?

[Simpleoldschool]

* post update for tara-maiden *

 

my life is never dull. so a couple of girls actually slammed on their breaks to tell me they think im hot and like me today.... i was walking down the side-walk.

 

yup im a psycho.....guess everyone else is crazy too.

[TaraMaiden]

Yes, of course.

I believe you.

In the meantime...

 

 

 

anyway so i dont tottaly go into stalker mode i need some advision!

 

i ive been out the game for a bit. HOW THE HELL DO YOU GET OVER BEING NERVOUS....I EVEN STARTED SWEATING. .

I JUST DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO.

 

i went there today, and i am not trying to go stalker mode.

 

 

hahahahahaha wtf im crazy.

 

anyways. so what do i do? how do i even talk to her? i cant remember how to do this stuff?

 

i cant even like.....come up with ideas

 

 

hahah ok but for real.

anyone got tips?

 

 

You may be hot ... How's that working for you?

[Simpleoldschool]

hahahahahahaha:lmao:

 

well tara-maiden still waiting for those tips. just out of curiosity.

 

how does a man even approach you in a way you find it acceptable.

 

this can be considered "experimental" knowledge and inquiry...hahahaha XD

[Simpleoldschool]

let me guess he reads from a dictionary and it speaks to your heart BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

 

 

 

.....

[TaraMaiden]

He's intellectual, articulate, sensible and his words are carefully measured.

he is funny, light, and chooses his vocabulary so that his words are neither superfluous or unnecessary.

 

he maintains a calm demeanour some may see as detached; aloof even. But this merely gives him time to appraise the worth of what he's engaging with.

 

he is not over-bearing, asinine or excessively humorous.

 

The less he does to impress, the more others are impressed.

[TaraMaiden]

let me guess he reads from a dictionary and it speaks to your heart BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

 

 

 

.....

 

Well, a knowledge of vocabulary and grammar helps.

 

Do you not have spell-checker on your computer?

It may be worth turning it on, if it's not activated.....

[Simpleoldschool]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA:lmao:

 

talking to you is like a comedy hour. i actually think its hilarious because i know what you think. im excessively annoying. id be an idiot to think every women thinks im awesome but there is something fun about the one women who absolutely hates me. not actual hate but enough to despise certain things about me.

 

 

that to me is hilarious because to me it seems so unfounded.

 

lol tara your description sounds like you need to go out and buy a mold.

 

sounds like james bond to me. You watch too many movies.

 

question, were you or have you ever been married?

 

in my next post ill activate spell check maybe you and spell-check can go on a date he fits your description well hahahahahaha

[TaraMaiden]

I have been married 3 times.

Currently, I have been with my husband for 10 years.

 

He swept me off my feet by appearing to not give a damn.

 

I subsequently discovered he fell head over heels with me the day he met me, and vowed to himself that he would be with me, whatever it took.

 

It took quite a bit. I have developed high standards, after all.

[Simpleoldschool]

Interesting although i dont understand suffice it to say i have not seen some things.

 

Well Good for you i was just curious hahaha because you seem like a handfull. not saying that to be mean.

 

awwww man, this was hilarious.

 

sooo the next question how does one not give a damn and still get your attention? i am so confused.

[TaraMaiden]

Never adopt behaviour that really 'isn't you'.

The charade will fail, because your true self will come through and people will know that whatever you were doing, was an act.

 

But you need to ask friends, relatives and yes, even some ladies IRL - what is good about me, and what is annoying?

 

because through modification turning some things up, and others down, you will find a happy medium.

 

If anything you do or say comes over as fanatical or 'trying too hard' - that's failure right there.

[Simpleoldschool]

all im going to say to that is confusion. the beggining and the end of your statement seem to generate a conflict of understanding for me.

 

hahaha i am going to bed. this is crazy sauce.

[Simpleoldschool]

i like how you say ladies IRL like i dont know any. I did move back to where im from LOL.

 

omgoodness WTF MODE.

[TaraMaiden]

all im going to say to that is confusion. the beggining and the end of your statement seem to generate a conflict of understanding for me.

 

Never adopt behaviour that really 'isn't you'.

The charade will fail, because your true self will come through and people will know that whatever you were doing, was an act.

........

If anything you do or say comes over as fanatical or 'trying too hard' - that's failure right there.

 

I fail to see why.

Be yourself - but turn down the 'hyper'.

Nothing conflicting there......

[Steadfast]

I'll admit to not understanding you, or 75% of the things you post Old School. I also don't understand how or who this massive bloviation is supposed to help. Then again, I don't have to read it.