youdunsay Posted May 9, 2013 Posted May 9, 2013 Sometimes I hate reading daily astrology, because I know it always quote the positive to give me hope that my ex will contact me. They always say if you love yourself, the man will love you but hey even if you love yourself that doesn't mean your ex will love you, no? I feel like I'm faking to be happy.
xxoo Posted May 9, 2013 Posted May 9, 2013 If you love yourself, you won't have any tolerance or desire for a man who doesn't love you. His loss!
TaraMaiden Posted May 9, 2013 Posted May 9, 2013 A friend of mine has a cousin who is a journalist on a well-known regional paper.... This cousin-journalist works closely with the person who writes the horoscopes. This Horoscope writer (who is anonymous and not known by their real name) sits there writing more or less general advice from the top of their head. Horoscope writer's 3-doors-away neighbour, reads said paper, and apparently, avidly devours her horoscope every day. Sets great store by it, it seems.... Trouble is, 'Horoscope writer' and 3-doors-away neighbour detest each other. They can't abide one another. So 'Horoscope writer' always ensures that 3-doors-away neighbour always has something depressing to read in her horoscope. Neat, huh....? Forget Hope. See that big fat 'o' it contains? Change it to a 'y'. That's more accurate. 1
Am4Real Posted May 9, 2013 Posted May 9, 2013 Have you been adding Bailey's to your coffee again. :p A friend of mine has a cousin who is a journalist on a well-known regional paper.... This cousin-journalist works closely with the person who writes the horoscopes. This Horoscope writer (who is anonymous and not known by their real name) sits there writing more or less general advice from the top of their head. Horoscope writer's 3-doors-away neighbour, reads said paper, and apparently, avidly devours her horoscope every day. Sets great store by it, it seems.... Trouble is, 'Horoscope writer' and 3-doors-away neighbour detest each other. They can't abide one another. So 'Horoscope writer' always ensures that 3-doors-away neighbour always has something depressing to read in her horoscope. Neat, huh....? Forget Hope. See that big fat 'o' it contains? Change it to a 'y'. That's more accurate.
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