Nic Posted December 8, 2000 Posted December 8, 2000 ...i'm going to meet a man who: * is unemployed (so he doesn't end up romancing a workmate) * has no friends (so they don't end up wanting him either) * has no exes (so they don't still have feelings for someone, and so no old flame will interfere) * has no sex drive (they will never want to get it elsewhere) * who doesn't have hang ups about my sexual past (no explanation needed, we all know the posts of late) whaddya reckon? :)
Rogue Posted December 8, 2000 Posted December 8, 2000 You'll be dating department store mannequins? Not much of a plan.....
Nic Posted December 8, 2000 Posted December 8, 2000 ....at least he will always look pleased to see me You'll be dating department store mannequins? Not much of a plan.....
sparkle Posted December 8, 2000 Posted December 8, 2000 Nic! hahah your post was funny! Wouldn't it be nice. But then again, if the guy was like that, we probably wouldn't be attracted to him! I think I'm going to become gay very soon if I don't find a guy!!! (just kidding, hehehe) ...i'm going to meet a man who: * is unemployed (so he doesn't end up romancing a workmate) * has no friends (so they don't end up wanting him either) * has no exes (so they don't still have feelings for someone, and so no old flame will interfere) * has no sex drive (they will never want to get it elsewhere) * who doesn't have hang ups about my sexual past (no explanation needed, we all know the posts of late) whaddya reckon? :)
Rogue Posted December 8, 2000 Posted December 8, 2000 It wouldn't solve quite as much as you think.You'd still have to do all the house work.He won't listen to a thing you say,no matter how much you nag:) .He'd be a lousy dancer. Forget about back rubs,you'll end up with splinters on your back. On the bright side,if he gives you any problems you can stick him in a box in the attic.Hmm....I'd give the relationship a 50/50 chance.
Nic Posted December 8, 2000 Posted December 8, 2000 he he. you've made some good points. but you forgot that he'd make a terrible father too and he'd have a real wooden sense of humour...... i think i'll forget about and move to austria and become a nun where i can fall in love with a captain von trapp....do these fantasies ever end? It wouldn't solve quite as much as you think.You'd still have to do all the house work.He won't listen to a thing you say,no matter how much you nag:) .He'd be a lousy dancer. Forget about back rubs,you'll end up with splinters on your back. On the bright side,if he gives you any problems you can stick him in a box in the attic.Hmm....I'd give the relationship a 50/50 chance.
Bobby Dygytul Posted December 8, 2000 Posted December 8, 2000 Hey Sparkle, wana trade pics? If so, email me at <e-mail address removed> and let me know. ps. Do you think the Redskins will beat the Cowboys this weekend? What do you think about our new coach? Nic! hahah your post was funny! Wouldn't it be nice. But then again, if the guy was like that, we probably wouldn't be attracted to him! I think I'm going to become gay very soon if I don't find a guy!!! (just kidding, hehehe)
sparkle Posted December 8, 2000 Posted December 8, 2000 Hello Bobby D., I really reallyyy hope the Redskins beat the Cowboys. For one thing, because I like the redskins. #2, my ex-bf was a HUGE cowboys fan, so it will be nice to make him suffer if they lose hehehe. #3, most of my guy friends will be in a much better mood and i won't have to listen to hours and hours of talk about what went wrong, and why didn't the redskins win?!?! heheh I don't know about the new coach. Actually I didn't see anything wrong with Turner, but we'll see how things go. I'll drop you an email.
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