Noproblem Posted April 19, 2013 Posted April 19, 2013 Musician. We chatted for a bit after his show. He said he'd be back in town in 3 months, and we'll meet up again then. He departed, I basked in the afterglow. He comes back and plants one right on my mouth. He said: "That's in case I never see you again." I did. And that was the last time. I'm not sure, but apparently he killed himself. RIP, Jerry. xo This story is so saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad :(
Author Infnitysign Posted April 19, 2013 Author Posted April 19, 2013 This story is so saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad :( makes me wonder if I am gonna kill myself because I am a musicians.
USCGAviator Posted April 19, 2013 Posted April 19, 2013 Excuse me, are you 9-11? Cause I could never forget you 1
Lani Posted April 19, 2013 Posted April 19, 2013 I had a guy come up to me and ask what the worst thing was about me (after the initial hello, blah blah) Pretty good icebreaker in itself I thought, because you have to think about it. I responded with 'I have terrible taste in men' It was hilarious. Until I realised he was a jerk, and that it was actually true 1
Archgirl Posted April 19, 2013 Posted April 19, 2013 I once had a gorgous guy come up to me in a club and say: "hi beautiful, remember me, I'm the guy you just kissed at the bar, wanna do it again?" I thought it was awesome, totally smooth. Then it turned out I had actually just kissed him at the bar, apparently because I was so pleased by the fact that we were buying the same drink that I wanted to bond and seal our obviously meaningful connection with saliva. oopsie!
wwwwww Posted April 19, 2013 Posted April 19, 2013 Here is how my pick up line fail ensues. *walks up to girl* Hey girl do you have a cell phone in your back pocket, cause' your ass is calling me! *girl gets creeped out and runs the other way* BABY GIMME' YOUR NUMBER BEFORE I DON'T WANT IT NO MO'! WHERE YOU GOIN'? HEY! *crickets* *denial* WHATEVAZ!!..
El Brujo Posted April 19, 2013 Posted April 19, 2013 "Hey, bebbeh *burp*" (you need to sound half-drunk when you use this one)
TheGuard13 Posted April 19, 2013 Posted April 19, 2013 I only have two. "I want to mount you like a Broadway musical". and "You look like you could suck the green off a garden hose."
Author Infnitysign Posted April 19, 2013 Author Posted April 19, 2013 50% of what you guys gave me are more insulting than pick-up lines, but i guess thats what makes it so ridonkulous.
Mme. Chaucer Posted April 19, 2013 Posted April 19, 2013 Are you a parking ticket? Cause you've got FINE written all over you. 1
Imajerk17 Posted April 19, 2013 Posted April 19, 2013 Do you like English literature? Cause I can sure see a Dickens side of you!
TheGuard13 Posted April 19, 2013 Posted April 19, 2013 50% of what you guys gave me are more insulting than pick-up lines, but i guess thats what makes it so ridonkulous. Wait, this was a serious request for pickup lines?
Author Infnitysign Posted April 19, 2013 Author Posted April 19, 2013 Wait, this was a serious request for pickup lines? It can be anything you want it to be, but i just find it hilarious that a lot of pick up lines are insulting. lol
TheGuard13 Posted April 19, 2013 Posted April 19, 2013 Which is fitting, as I find anyone who uses them insulting, as it is insulting to someone's intelligence to do so in my eyes.
Author Infnitysign Posted April 19, 2013 Author Posted April 19, 2013 Guy-I think you have something of mine Girl-I dont think so?? Guy-You just stole my heart.
Feelin Frisky Posted April 19, 2013 Posted April 19, 2013 Nice day, isn't it? Hi, I'm..... If someone tells you to go eff yourself after you said that, don't take it personal. They just told who what you need to know about them.
Esoteric Elf Posted April 19, 2013 Posted April 19, 2013 I'm a gamer, and I hope you are one two because I've got a game where there's one joystick and one portal hookup.
El Brujo Posted April 19, 2013 Posted April 19, 2013 Of course, you **could** just make unintelligible blurting noises like a mentally challenged person... that seems to go over pretty well here in the US, since it's pretty common knowledge that stupid guys tend to be hornier.
2sure Posted April 19, 2013 Posted April 19, 2013 "Hey, does this rag smell like Chloroform?" Hands down winner! Especially if you have a cocktail napkin. I'm keeping this one.
2.50 a gallon Posted April 21, 2013 Posted April 21, 2013 (edited) I had many in my repertoire, it all depended upon the circumstances At a bar - Do you wanna dance? If you can tell from the get go she was a free spirit and enjoyed sex - Wanna sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up? If she had a nice rack, most women are irritated with guys who stare and talk to their boobs, so make a point of looking in her eyes, and telling her how attractive her eyes are. I found over the years saying something nice about her eyes opened many a door, especially if she Mediteranean (sp)Italian, Hispanic and Arab As I got older, past 40 - Oh to be young again Also found that it you can make her laugh at that first meeting she will remember you If perhaps she sneezes, wait for the second one then tell her three is bad luck. Pause, give her a chance to reply. Yes it means you're coming down with a cold. About once a year that one came in handy My all time best! Coming home from work on a hot July night, I stopped at a convenience store for a cold soda. As I came through the door I notice the cashier was this out of my league, long legged gal whom I could kiss good morning to for the rest of my life. Walking back to the freezer I was trying to think of something to say and none of my prepared lines seemed appropriate. As she rang me up, I felt frustrated as I was loosing my chance to make a good impression. Then as I took out my wallet it exploded from old age, papers, bills, cards all over her counter. "I know you have been wondering what you could get me for Christmas. It would appear that a new wallet would be the perfect gift" Twenty years later she still remembers the first words I ever said to her. And I am still loving every morning kiss. Edited April 21, 2013 by 2.50 a gallon 2
amazingdrummer Posted April 21, 2013 Posted April 21, 2013 (edited) Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money? (steps on some ice) Now that the ice is broken, what's your name? My name is [your here] but you can call me tonight! Edited April 21, 2013 by amazingdrummer
blueskyday Posted April 21, 2013 Posted April 21, 2013 Best pick up line is no line at all. Just establish eye contact, and smile. Stand close, and make a comment like the wallet comment from the previous poster. Perfect! Immediate, humble and relevant to the situation.
aj22one Posted April 21, 2013 Posted April 21, 2013 Haha I was with a friend of mine at a club years ago, he ain't too good with english. He tried to do that "did it hurt when you fell from the sky?" pickup line haha. He goes "what's wrong with your face did you fall down somewhere?" hahaha. I never used that one myself but I don't think it works too well haha.
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