Infnitysign Posted April 18, 2013 Posted April 18, 2013 Corny or not give them to me and share it with everyone..
Author Infnitysign Posted April 18, 2013 Author Posted April 18, 2013 'I may not be the the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.' Made my laugh so hard I threw my mouse 2
todreaminblue Posted April 18, 2013 Posted April 18, 2013 Made my laugh so hard I threw my mouse lol.....i grinned when i read it....cute...lol...i like it..deb
Author Infnitysign Posted April 18, 2013 Author Posted April 18, 2013 "Hi" - Magic, isn't it. i dont get it
Author Infnitysign Posted April 18, 2013 Author Posted April 18, 2013 I think i've seen you before, but it must have been in a dream.. 1
debber01 Posted April 18, 2013 Posted April 18, 2013 At the risk of sounding risqué, and understanding that I knew this guy for four years before he said this, "Do you want to f*ck or do I owe you an apology?" We were together for 25 years! Lol. 1
El Brujo Posted April 19, 2013 Posted April 19, 2013 "How about I crack you over the head with a club and drag you back to my cave by your hair?"
Wesker Posted April 19, 2013 Posted April 19, 2013 Are you from Tennessee, because you're the only 10 I see...... 5
Poppy fields Posted April 19, 2013 Posted April 19, 2013 "How about I crack you over the head with a club and drag you back to my cave by your hair?" Crude, but could yield results.
SweetiePie12 Posted April 19, 2013 Posted April 19, 2013 Musician. We chatted for a bit after his show. He said he'd be back in town in 3 months, and we'll meet up again then. He departed, I basked in the afterglow. He comes back and plants one right on my mouth. He said: "That's in case I never see you again." I did. And that was the last time. I'm not sure, but apparently he killed himself. RIP, Jerry. xo
amaysngrace Posted April 19, 2013 Posted April 19, 2013 Musician. We chatted for a bit after his show. He said he'd be back in town in 3 months, and we'll meet up again then. He departed, I basked in the afterglow. He comes back and plants one right on my mouth. He said: "That's in case I never see you again." I did. And that was the last time. I'm not sure, but apparently he killed himself. RIP, Jerry. xo You should have slipped him tongue.
ses Posted April 19, 2013 Posted April 19, 2013 I was at Best Buy reading a magazine and a man in his 30's or 40's approached me initially saying that "he liked women who read..." I nodded and smiled unsure of where he was going with it. He then finished with "...Especially women who can read me!" He gave himself a self-congratulatory laugh and I walked away. Awesome. 1
TheBigQuestion Posted April 19, 2013 Posted April 19, 2013 "Did you fall from heaven?... Cause your face is f**ked up." Yes, it's worked. 3
fishtaco Posted April 19, 2013 Posted April 19, 2013 I hope you like dragons, because I'll be draggin my balls across your face. (much better when you say it, having it typed out doesn't make much sense) 2
Author Infnitysign Posted April 19, 2013 Author Posted April 19, 2013 Is this thread for real? This thread is for real and its happening 2
Author Infnitysign Posted April 19, 2013 Author Posted April 19, 2013 I hope you like squirrels because I want to put my nut in your bush "so evil" 2
curlygirl40 Posted April 19, 2013 Posted April 19, 2013 There was a pickup line in a movie that I can't remember the name of that always cracked me up. How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.... 1
Author Infnitysign Posted April 19, 2013 Author Posted April 19, 2013 Why dont we do some math, you+me, subtract our clothes, divide the legs, and lets start multiplying
2sure Posted April 19, 2013 Posted April 19, 2013 Why dont we do some math, you+me, subtract our clothes, divide the legs, and lets start multiplying Oh that's so awful. If someone said that to me I'd be disgusted with MYSELF
MN85 Posted April 19, 2013 Posted April 19, 2013 "**** me if I'm mistaken but didn't we just want to make out?" followed by a smirk tried it 3 times - broke the ice 2x, got me a slap 1x
Author Infnitysign Posted April 19, 2013 Author Posted April 19, 2013 Oh that's so awful. If someone said that to me I'd be disgusted with MYSELF it's weird how you would say "MYSELF" when the other person said this to you. 1
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