Art_Critic Posted April 9, 2013 Posted April 9, 2013 If someone is deliberately farting, and trying to be funny, it's just rude. What about armpit farts that you make with the cup of your hand ? 4
veggirl Posted April 9, 2013 Posted April 9, 2013 Well, I've failed this test of lady-hood miserably I am absolutely sure all of you fart on you SO in your sleep. And they are too nice to tell you Maybe but he is asleep then too, I assume. I mean I've never noticed HIM farting on ME in his sleep so I don't know. lol anyway accidental farting is different, what I think is nasty is purposely doing it on/around your partner, to me that is a romance killer! I don't want to look at my man and think about his bodily functions. I couldn't live in a one bedroom one bath with a partner. I will go bonkers. Word, my bf and I have separate bathrooms...greatest idea ever. back in AZ I might've been able to share cause I had a HUGE bathroom and all master baths back there are huge but here the bathrooms are friggin tiny and my own stuff doesn't even fit. Plus he spends like 30 min in his bathroom after work, I don't want whatever goes on in there happening in mine LOL. 1
xxoo Posted April 9, 2013 Posted April 9, 2013 Deliberately farting to be funny is very third grade. That said, if my third grader does it, I'm going to laugh..... But leaving the room to pass a little gas is a whole different extreme of odd for me. If we're in bed, and I need to toot, I'm going to toot. And then I say "excuse me! :love:" in my sweetest voice, and he giggles and teases. And life goes on. 5
Eternal Sunshine Posted April 9, 2013 Posted April 9, 2013 To be honest, I never do. Even when I lived with my ex for a year, I always went to the bathroom. I also NEVER did a number 2 when he was at home (we shared a small apartment) and would go to the supermarket downstairs and use their bathroom. He was into perfection and was even turned off by a chip in a nail polish It was exhausting.
ltjg45 Posted April 9, 2013 Posted April 9, 2013 And here I thought that the term "number 2" was really a black-related term. The only people that I ever hear who actually use that term is black people. Glad to see that it isn't.
veggirl Posted April 9, 2013 Posted April 9, 2013 To be honest, I never do. Even when I lived with my ex for a year, I always went to the bathroom. I also NEVER did a number 2 when he was at home (we shared a small apartment) and would go to the supermarket downstairs and use their bathroom. He was into perfection and was even turned off by a chip in a nail polish I had a guy who was the same about the nail polish. He told me it was not lady-like to have chipped nails and I was like FFS I just got off work, it looked fine this morning, sorryyyy!! and now to this day I am STILL paranoid about my friggin nail polish looking perfect
Mint Sauce Posted April 9, 2013 Posted April 9, 2013 from the above posts about perfect nail polish, in a thread with the title it has, I finally understand the concept of "anally retentive"... 2
Author SmileFace Posted April 9, 2013 Author Posted April 9, 2013 I had a guy who was the same about the nail polish. He told me it was not lady-like to have chipped nails and I was like FFS I just got off work, it looked fine this morning, sorryyyy!! and now to this day I am STILL paranoid about my friggin nail polish looking perfect HAHA...I can't even.
Drseussgrrl Posted April 9, 2013 Posted April 9, 2013 I once had a dude rip one in front of me and then proclaim, "I just launched a new fragrance!"
CryForNoOne Posted April 9, 2013 Posted April 9, 2013 Three things that creep into every relationship I've had that got past the honeymoon stage, yet I cannot for the life of me remember when these all became "the norm" - other than definitely at some point after becoming regular sex partners: 1) Farting. 2) Leaving the bathroom door open. 3) Walking around openly naked.
nessaaa Posted April 9, 2013 Posted April 9, 2013 Farting my s/o will never hear me do unless its by accident. I think his waterfall sounds cute <3 Yeayea im a sic.
Author SmileFace Posted April 9, 2013 Author Posted April 9, 2013 Farting my s/o will never hear me do unless its by accident. I think his waterfall sounds cute <3 Yeayea im a sic. HAha... I always tell guys to close the door. I really don't want to hear them pee .. lol The person I started this thread with in mind - makes it a point to always ask me if it bothers me that he lives the sit up. It really doesn't but I think he wish it did. I think the only time I openly pee in front of guys is when I am drunk and we are probably peeing in a parking lot.lol In the house .. I close the bathroom door.
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