zanzi Posted April 9, 2013 Posted April 9, 2013 are you sure? cos Im brewing up a storm in my bowels right this ere second. 1
ThatJustHappened Posted April 9, 2013 Posted April 9, 2013 Urine is actually sterile. Though it does leave a mess. That's a myth. It's not sterile. I had an ex who farted on me in his sleep one. He was cuddling me and he farted right onto my leg..I could feel it. I was already awake but it was so loud that he woke himself up. He pretended not to understand what had happened. So gross... I also have a friend who had a bladder infection and wet the bed when she was staying with her boyfriend. That boyfriend is now her husband.
Divasu Posted April 9, 2013 Posted April 9, 2013 What the heck kinda of guys are you dating? No guy I have ever dated asked me to toot in front of him. 1
Poppy fields Posted April 9, 2013 Posted April 9, 2013 That's a myth. It's not sterile. I had an ex who farted on me in his sleep one. He was cuddling me and he farted right onto my leg..I could feel snotit. I was already awake but it was so loud that he woke himself up. He pretended not to understand what had happened. So gross... I also have a friend who had a bladder infection and wet the bed when she was staying with her boyfriend. That boyfriend is now her husband. It is not a myth. It is sterile. I used to work with urologists. I mean if it sits in a pile of shyt or dirt for awhile it will not be sterile anymore. It is sterile as it leaves your body.
Author SmileFace Posted April 9, 2013 Author Posted April 9, 2013 What the heck kinda of guys are you dating? No guy I have ever dated asked me to toot in front of him. It was like "We need to be comfortable enough so that when you are taking a sh it - you should be ok with me brushing my teeth"... I think I replied..." I should be able to afford for us to have seperate bathrooms"..... dude is weird, no lie.lol 1
Poppy fields Posted April 9, 2013 Posted April 9, 2013 It was like "We need to be comfortable enough so that when you are taking a sh it - you should be ok with me brushing my teeth"... I think I replied..." I should be able to afford for us to have seperate bathrooms"..... dude is weird, no lie.lol I would not want to brush my teeth in a room where pooping was taking place. What if they flush the toilet and tiny organisms of shyt juice fly into your mouth? Gross. 1
zanzi Posted April 9, 2013 Posted April 9, 2013 I heard that if you have a toilet where you brush your teeth, there will be poo particles on your toothbrush. sweet dreams folks and happy teeth brushing.
Divasu Posted April 9, 2013 Posted April 9, 2013 It was like "We need to be comfortable enough so that when you are taking a sh it - you should be ok with me brushing my teeth"... I think I replied..." I should be able to afford for us to have seperate bathrooms"..... dude is weird, no lie.lol Ewee. I'd say there are other ways to get a little closer..lol.
Poppy fields Posted April 9, 2013 Posted April 9, 2013 I heard that if you have a toilet where you brush your teeth, there will be poo particles on your toothbrush. sweet dreams folks and happy teeth brushing. It's true. I keep my toothbrush in my cabinet and always close the lid prior flushing. I don't trust my husband though, so that is why I keep the toothbrush safe in the cabinet.
Author SmileFace Posted April 9, 2013 Author Posted April 9, 2013 I heard that if you have a toilet where you brush your teeth, there will be poo particles on your toothbrush. sweet dreams folks and happy teeth brushing. This is true. That is why my tooth brush stays in my shower with a cover. 2
Poppy fields Posted April 9, 2013 Posted April 9, 2013 My 3 year old is sleeping next to me. I swear the delicate, little flower just let out the loudest fart! I guess the farting in your sleep thing is real.
Lani Posted April 9, 2013 Posted April 9, 2013 You should keep your toothbrush 15m from your toilet. Farts are funny. I try not to do them, but I think there comes a time when accidents happen. You giggle and move on. I'm used to guys farting though, maybe it's an Australian thing. Obviously they smell sometimes, which is disgusting, but it's part of life. I once had a guy say to me 'You know how I can tell I really like you? I didn't even fart in the bed!' So romantic. 3
WhoreyBull Posted April 9, 2013 Posted April 9, 2013 Try living in a one room with one bathroom. I can look the one I love in the eye when I poop. 3
miss_jaclynrae Posted April 9, 2013 Posted April 9, 2013 Never been asked that ever! I dont fart or go number two. My boyfriend however has no qualms about announcing either! Lol He I just waiting to catch me in the act... It's a shame he doesn't believe me when I say I don't do either.
Poppy fields Posted April 9, 2013 Posted April 9, 2013 Try living in a one room with one bathroom. I can look the one I love in the eye when I poop. My husband and I first lived in a loft apartment. He pooped while I was at work, and I sent him on an errand if I needed to.
Author SmileFace Posted April 9, 2013 Author Posted April 9, 2013 Try living in a one room with one bathroom. I can look the one I love in the eye when I poop. I couldn't live in a one bedroom one bath with a partner. I will go bonkers.
ltjg45 Posted April 9, 2013 Posted April 9, 2013 I tend to fart a lot as a rule. our dog also likes to fart in peoples faces. my partner farts in the dogs face too. we all stink of poop. Man vs Dog: The Farting War Continues.....
Djz05 Posted April 9, 2013 Posted April 9, 2013 And here I grew up thinking girls are princesses who never fart or go number 2 haha
wwwwww Posted April 9, 2013 Posted April 9, 2013 One time I arrived at a restaurant to meet some friends for dinner. A little early I was, I noticed a couple leaving from dinner. I had my window down a few inches, just checking FB on my phone for everyone's latest brag bits. The man walked to the passenger side door of his G35 and let his lady in. I heard him say, "I'm going to check out the tire pressure really quick". While she was in the car applying lipstick, he was leaning all around the car acting like he was checking the tire pressure, and I couldn't help but to hear the sounds of fire crackers being murdered out of his butt. I was grinning from ear to ear as he walked around the car acting like he was checking on something. As if he were doing a few passes just to make sure he didn't trail in. What a good idea, I thought. 4
neveragain34 Posted April 9, 2013 Posted April 9, 2013 I've only farted in front of my ex fiancé, but we were together for 4 years so I was comfortable around him. Don't you hate it when you spend the night with a guy and you really have to fart or poop but you can't until he leaves in the morning? As soon as he shuts the door, I let it all out! Lol. I wonder if guys do the same. 2
TheGuard13 Posted April 9, 2013 Posted April 9, 2013 Anyone who doesn't find a clever or well-timed burp or fart hilarious doesn't have a soul. That is all.
Els Posted April 9, 2013 Posted April 9, 2013 Try living in a one room with one bathroom. I can look the one I love in the eye when I poop. :laugh: Your partner can be outside the bathroom when you poop, you know! As GT says, it's probably even recommended. Now, if you were living in this....
WhoreyBull Posted April 9, 2013 Posted April 9, 2013 Sometimes they can... But sometimes emergencies happen and the shower is occupied! Endure foreign poop smell or be cold and wet, with possible soap?
iris219 Posted April 9, 2013 Posted April 9, 2013 Don't you hate it when you spend the night with a guy and you really have to fart or poop but you can't until he leaves in the morning? As soon as he shuts the door, I let it all out! Lol. I wonder if guys do the same. Yes! I count down the minutes and/or hours until I can fart or poop. I'll ask him to walk my dog so I can fart in peace. "I think 'Spot' needs to go out" really means "I have to rip one loudly here soon." If I absolutely must, I'll poop before taking a shower. That way, he doesn't know what's going on in there and there's no smell by time I'm done getting ready.
Radu Posted April 9, 2013 Posted April 9, 2013 Why do guys find the need to ask this question when you are dating them? Have you asked this question or been asked? When do you generally ask? I personally don't fart in front of guys ... I will excuse myself to the bathroom. It just isn't something I do - then again that will change if I lived with a guy. I wouldn't be too bothered if a guy did it - as long as he wasn't rude. When do you start farting? I'm a guy and i try to avoid farting like the plague when dating. Mostly because i don't know if it will be silent and deadly or just loud.
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